Hermione would kick Bella's ass, amirite?

I love this :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless the contest is who can be more of an emo-bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No doubt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not a fan, but if vampires in the story are super strong and super fast, I don't see what she could do, considering Bella is a vampire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bella would have to be close to bite Hermione...Hermione can just point say a spell

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Run out of the way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

petrify her. just point and it happens, it doesn't travel through the air like a bullet, it just happens. shazam

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But unless they're really far away, I think someone with superspeed could move faster than Hermione could pronounce.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, have you ever heard of wordless magic? It exists in the books.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is perhaps the best amirite I've seen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed ;D I found a FB page similar to it, but I wish it was worded exactly like this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

plus hermione is a witch, she would beat bella; no contest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who cares?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not you, obviously

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry Potter is better than any poorly written vampire romance novel. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude all she has to do is say 2 simple words while pointing a wand at her. dead on the floor. magic always wins

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hermione will expeliamus/wingadian leviosa/alohomor bellas vampire ass:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Mz. Anonymous): or avada kadavra.... killing spell.... hopefully that one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Mz. Anonymous): so she will: 1. throw bella to the ground ( because bella has no wand) 2. lift her into the air and 3. unlock her? ummmm avada kedavra should probally be subsituted for that last one ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that doesn't say much considering Bella's a clumsy, whiny little bitch and Hermoine is all tough and shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A garden hose could kick Bella's ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my mind was pretty much just blown. on top of my being a complete potter head, your name is Olivia.. like me. O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i went to comment, i was pissed and about to say no. when i read the comments i realized i was thinking of the wrong bella... ive got to start calling both of them by their full names.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God, I've always wanted to see what would happen if Hermione Crucio'd her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That'd be epic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Epic post. I love both of the series/movies but it would be a fight that would be easily won by Hermione, no doubt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hermione is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than bella. no competition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A fight between Bella and Hermoine? You've got to be kidding me. That's an insult to Hermoine. She'd never waste her time with Bella.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha talking about this post and reading all the comments makes me feel like Hermione is in my group of friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and this is without using her wand (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HELL YEA BITCH! BETTER BELIEVE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry Potter is the dumbest thing ever. Bleh, its so retarded!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...No u.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry Potter is AH-mazing!!!! geez you're just jelous because you can't go to Pigfarts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you dislike it then you shouldn't comment on this. Plus Harry Potter is a classic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hermoine is cooler so she'll kick ass ..... Bella is a bit whiney and sedated like so she'll not kick ass ... =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bella is VERY whiney, she's so emo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never thought there was competition between them....I mean, can Bella even do ANYTHING?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, Bella would win if it were a whining competition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bella is so emo she'd probably let Hermoine kill her...haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anybody could kick Bella's ass. Even a flat surface.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're awesome for this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya well even a Twilight fan needs to know when to have fun :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First Hermione would cast Incendio on Bella, and while she's running around on fire, Hermione would cast Crucio on her, to torture her more. Then she'll take pity of Bella and Avada Kadavra her ass. :) Man I've wanted to let that out for a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago