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I hate it when people say 'No Homo' to everything. Okay, WE GET IT. you're not gay... now more sucking and less talking bro. amirite?

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its not like gay people go around saying 'NO HETERO BRO NO HETERO!"

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Friendzoning is **** because girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out, amirite?

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Any man who calls himself a 'nice guy' or 'former nice guy' I immediately stray away from. Men like that are usually the most hypocritical, insecure, misogynistic, manipulative bastards out there who believe they deserve a woman's legs to open at their beck and call because they don't beat women. Honestly, you're better off dating a jerk. At least jerks are open about their assholery.

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Friendzoning is **** because girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out, amirite?

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Thank God someone posted this. "Friendzoning" is just misogynistic BS. The belief that treating a woman with basic kindness (hint: you should do this to everyone anyway) somehow means you "deserve" a relationship; that she "owes" you. The belief that any relationship other than a romantic/sexual is a failure, because why else would you bother being nice to a woman? It's just an overhyped sense of entitlement. Women do not owe you sex/relationships no matter how nice you are to them.

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Friendzoning is **** because girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out, amirite?

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Well, guys act like just because they're nice to a girl, she has to like him back otherwise she's a cruel friendzoner.

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Anonymous

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And most of those "nice guys" just put themselves down and bottle their emotions, and i think that makes them more dangerous than the jerk, because they can be more volatile if you rub them the wong way. and besides they're probably boring as well

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mydaddidntpullout

adiosToreador 12 6 Fun

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Don't commit suicide. You always hear people say how bad it is and how life gets better; you never hear anybody say how great their life has been after actually doing it, amirite?

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My friend committed suicide once and she said it felt so good and invited me to try it.

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AdonisBatheus

Glen_Coco4 11 26 Girls vs Boys

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The idea of being the last man on earth and having to repopulate the entire human species would be an exciting prospect for a guy. However to a female, the thought of being the only existin woman and having to repopulate mankind is just plain exhausting. Amirite?

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Just let humans go extinct. We're all just obnoxious ****.

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Kittysaurkate

Glen_Coco4 11 26 Girls vs Boys

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I would just wait and die without repopulating the world, and do the earth a favor.

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madib

Joe_Larson 50 25 Life

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You can act different around different people without being fake. Sometimes context just brings out different parts of you subconsciously. You are only being fake when you are directly contradicting core personal values and beliefs with your actions, amirite?

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There are some people I enjoy being with simply because they bring out a rare aspect of my personality...

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Girls: You believe beauty is on the inside and don't care about looks and would much rather have the sweetest, most caring guy ever that's not extremely hot, than a jerk who's kinda cute, amirite?

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I have to call **** on this one. Some degree of physical attraction is need for a relationship to work. There's no way you'd go for the nice guy if he looked like a troll that had eaten an even larger troll.

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ActionMan

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Advertisment sucks, amirite?

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Devil adverts?

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Anonymous

America Fuck Typo!13 18 Sex

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A good way to keep a girl would be to inject heroin into your nuts before you make love. Then when you ****, you'll shoot heroin straight into her and she'll think you've giving her the greatest orgasm ever. And she'd be addickted to sex with you, amirite?

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I feel like it would be easier to just coat a **** with heroin.

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ctiscooler

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That's just wrong, you sick ****.

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America Fuck Typo!

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You sometimes wonder where people get their usernames from, amirite?

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Watch as every exhisting user on this site explains their username in the comments! MWAHAHAHA!

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It's times like these that I really want to edit a comment

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pondinariver

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You sometimes wonder where people get their usernames from, amirite?

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Everyone thinks mine is Patrick and Spongebob mixed together, but it's not. There was a pink sponge sitting on the table next to me.

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PinkSponge

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New phone: "Hey, can I use your phone?", "sure...make sure your hands are clean, and don't leave finger marks!". 3 months later: "Hey can I use your phone to eat ice-cream with?", "sure" *chucks phone*, amirite?

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No phone: "Hey, can I borrow your phone?"
"Here's 50 cents, there's a pay phone in that dark alley."

......and I never saw him again.

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CanadiaNDP

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It'd be really awkward to have to tell someone you clogged their toilet. "Hey, uhh, I just used your bathroom and, well, long story short, I ate some Mexican food not too long ago and now the floor of your bathroom looks like lake...with some little black kids swimming in it..", amirite?

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I just used your toilet, and this is crazy
But I kinda clogged it, clean it maybe?

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Sinner

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Raven Symone came out as a lesbian. I guess she couldn't put the boys in motion, amirite?

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That's so Raven.

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Certain people are more interesting on the internet. amirite?

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I'm more interesting on the internet. I'm able to fake a personality.

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Halloween teaches children that in order to get more of what you want, you have to disguise yourself as someone else, usually someone well-known, amirite?

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And they also teach you to not wait for strangers to offer you candy, but to go up to these strangers' homes and ask them for candy.

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Echo

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It's annoying when you're trying to find out how to fix a computer problem but when you look online all you can find is somebody with the same problem and all the comments saying things like "This is happening to me too!" amirite?

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or someone asked that question 4 years ago and no one answered =(

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Anonymous

Anonymous 88 119 Sex

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There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?

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The Sun has a girlfriend?

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majorsasquatch

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**** please, don't you know how hot I am? Just my surface is around 5505°C...

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Sun

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So if my girlfriend is faking only if she starts screaming "Oh Anthony!" during her orgasm? Since she never says that, I now know I'm doing something right! (cool)