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An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!  'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much? 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside? 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped! Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?' The old man whispers,   'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! 'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much? 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside? 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped! Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?' The old man whispers, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'
πŸ… Friends: If no one has told you that you matter today, this is me dropping by to say: You matter, you’re important, and I’m glad you’re here. Amirite? πŸ…
If you make an appointment and just don't show up, you're either very forgetful or inconsiderate.  Your time is no more important than the person(s) providing you service.

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<b>A back-and-forth conversation means just that...and <em>not</em> bailing the minute someone really pisses you off.</b>

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“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”Aesop

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Kind words can be short and easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless. ~ Mother Teresa

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πŸ’‹ If you say you are attractive, then you are vain. If you say you are not, then you are fishing for compliments. Apparently, you just can't say anything about your appearance these days. Amirite? πŸ’‹
<b>How do you determine you made the right decision?</b> <em>Is it only after the fact...when the decision turns out well?</em>

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<b>Please come up with <em>another</em> "F" word...</b> <em>The F word has gotten a bad rep...what is a lovely word beginning with an "F"...</em>

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<b>Who taught you to be kind?</b> <em>Is it sad to say I learned it through dealing with animals?</em>

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<b>We like harmony on Amirite. The days of dissension are over... Let's call it a draw...let it go.</b>  <em>Amirite?</em>

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<b>Chicken: how do <em>you</em> cook it? This is my latest fave question for taxi drivers; I've gotten several interesting recipes...one for Tandoori chicken - (but you need the oven) -</b> <em>What do you do with your chicken?</em>

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<em>Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I choose to react to it. Charles R. Swindoll</em>

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FUN POST.... Our Lil Princess is quite emotional right now because She has been reunited with one of her Loves...Yep you've guessed it Fried Chicken lolz  , so lets have some fun with her and post her favourite treat , oh She's also nutz about Bacon XD

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<b>If you saw your life flash before your eyes...d'ya think it be good enough for others to view?</b> <em>Only family, Amirite?</em>

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<b>fun:...There's something you don't know about me...</b> <em>After about a month of getting to know someone...what's the worst...or best...thing you might want not to hear?</em>

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<em>This might be an upsetting post.</em> <b>People can eat pigs but pigs can't eat people</b>... <em>Sorry, but I'm putting it out there.</em>

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Confucius say...If you make a mistake and do not correct it,this is called a mistake.
<b>Do you ever get the feeling you haven't really lived?</b>

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