+17It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+14If you put a bumper sticker on your car saying, "Everything I needed to know about...
+11Everybody has issues with their self
esteem
+7It's said that we can't relive the past.
But in a way, that's all we do. Amirite?
+7It's not bad to be in an environmental career and still like sports cars amirite?
+3Google translate should add 'cRaZy
t33nAg3R' to the languages it can
translate. Amirite?
0There's nothing like taking a big dump after a rich meal
+3You support people's right to burn the
American flag in protest, amirite?
+7Having to hide your feelings all the time freaken hurts
+17It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+61Sometimes a piece of fruit is only a
piece of fruit, even when it looks like
a bit of...
-32When someone uses the term “keep
it down” in a post, you have to
check the...
+19You hate it when you're going apple
picking, but all you get is
dispair, amirite?
If a mainstream radio station was to
play a specific genre for one day only,
which...
+17It's all about perspective. Amirite?
+24It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+11You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+3You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
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They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
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AnonymousBooks
British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.
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Anonymous
In response to “British people: Having a better education than...”
OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.
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I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
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extremeninja10September 11th
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Anonymous
It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
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What would happen if you drove through chinatown?
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In response to “What would happen if you drove through chinatown?”
Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.
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Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
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0 Reply
In response to “”
Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.
That took me forever, it better get me a ton of loves.
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How weird would it be to have another way to measure time? For example, something based on tens called chronos, with 100 chronos in a day, each broken into 100 mikros. Imagine the confusion: "What time is it over there?" "Fifty sixty-nine." "...what?" "Oh, sorry, I'm using chronos, not hours. It's 12:10." amirite?
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I put too much work into this
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In response to “I put too much work into this (sad)”
I put too much work into this:
http://themediadudes.com/rockclock
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Anonymous
Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?
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Non-Girks: You want to know what the **** a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?
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Anonymous
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
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AnonymousPolitics
How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)
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In response to “How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm...”
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
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Anonymous
Harry Potter would have been much more entertaining if Ron was a fire truck, amirite?
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ActionManHarry Potter Image
Harry: We must find out who opened the Chamber of Secrets.
Ron: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO.
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ActionMan
The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
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And we already screwed the earth up.
NICE JOB GUYS!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"? amirite?
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I hate all the overused spoof versions of the song. por ejemplo: I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOOO I'LL TAKE A ZERO -_-
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Legendtobe91
In response to “I hate all the overused spoof versions of the...”
We gonna vote this up, we gonna post all night, we gonna hype up cuz this is amirite
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Anonymous
I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a ****, amirite?
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0 Reply
In response to “”
Hold the phone. HOLD THE **** PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!
THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.
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Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop **** telling me to do on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.
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Anonymous
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start ****. No monster wants to see that . While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
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**** this made me laugh so hard
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In response to “**** this made me laugh so hard”
Same... if you didn't add the word laugh
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See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?
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AdamBermingham
See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
**** JUDGE EVERYONE
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Anonymous
There is now a baby named "Facebook." That's just sad, amirite?
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Link?
+52542 Reply
In response to “Link?”
Zelda?
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In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?
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I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.
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Desdemona
If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an ****, amirite?
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Anonymous
If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.
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If you yawned in a mirror you would see yourself yawning causing you to yawn again. Essentially you'd just yawn forever, amirite?
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You could walk away...
:)
+879361 Reply
In response to “You could walk away... :)”
From this face? No thank you.
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A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
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I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.
+47481 Reply
In response to “I usually just add more pictures to the stick...”
Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."
Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.
Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.
All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."
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Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
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undercover5_0Love
Did anyone else notice that a user named Velociraptor just loved every single comment on this page?
+656831 Reply
In response to “Did anyone else notice that a user named...”
I'm in a great mood man
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Actual status from a 10 year old on my Facebook newsfeed: "Im sick of the single life." Yeah um.... amirite?
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Mifa
It's getting worse, know an 8 year old who has a facebook and a cell phone.
+82842 Reply
In response to “It's getting worse, know an 8 year old who has...”
That's just stupid. When I was 8, I didn't have facebook, I HAD A STICK AND I WAS HAPPY.
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Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
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Take a dump. Tell someone to go **** themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?
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eldorito
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a ****, those things can take a pounding, amirite?
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Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
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Anonymous
Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
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Anonymous
But chopsticks aren't forks
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Anonymous
In response to “But chopsticks aren't forks”
Wow. Upon hearing those words, I was chilled to the bone by the poignant reality and brutality of the truth. Never before had I realised the pure difference between these two objects... that a chopstick is not a fork. Afternooner, you will go down as one of the greatest thinkers in the history of mankind.
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