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How did the paper turn out?

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Myrania Myrania

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Good! I think I got an A. Actually, it's been almost exactly a year since I wrote it. If you want an excerpt:

"Let’s say you were feeling crazy, so you drank ten Rockstar Energy Drinks right in a row. How long exactly would you have to bang your head against the wall to burn all of those calories again? Well, each can has 140 calories in it. Multiply that by 10 to get 1400 calories total. Then, banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories, so divide 1400 calories by 150 calories per hour to reach an answer of 9-1/3 hours of banging your head against a wall.
How many Rockstars would it take to kill you with caffeine poisoning though? It actually depends on your weight, but for an average 150-pound person, it would take 64 cans of Rockstar Energy Drink to give him/her caffeine poisoning and kill him/her."

Yes this was a legitimate essay.

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Yeah, it's either I want him/I love him/He broke my heart.

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Sadie Sadie

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This pretty much sums up most teenage girls though.

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Monday (Sept. 4) at 11:59 PM. The story goes, though, that I was actually born at 12:05 on Tuesday (Sept. 5), but the doctor fudged the time a little because if I was born on Monday (which was Labor Day), he'd get paid extra (because it's a holiday). Already, my life was insane.

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>open thread
>ctrl-f "nanalew"
>no results
I will allow you all to live another day.

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If he wasn't dead...

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tyreeshajones tyreeshajones

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As someone who is not finished with Catching Fire yet, I understand that this is my own fault for checking this comments section and I do not hold you at any fault for this spoiler. Now please excuse me while I go cry for a few hours.

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Baconnoisseur Baconnoisseur

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Ohhhhhh, good one! (Or should I say "good two"?)

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Aaaaand now I see that similar things have been posted already... multiple times. BUT mine has a ಠ_ಠ SO IT'S BETTER AND I REFUSE TO DELETE.

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Ba-Dum Tish

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Johnsmith3987

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If my life had a theme noise, that would be it. Because I'm not actually funny, but I think I am. So the empty drum noise followed by awkward silence is very representative of my life. Yup... *ba-dum tish*

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I feel like this was supposed to be a joke but I just don't get it. ...):

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srslybro

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Ice Cubans sounds like ice cubes. (hehe)

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Even if you believe in god there is still no such thing. Believing in something doesn't make it true.

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ThatOneNut ThatOneNut

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And stating your opinion as a fact doesn't make it so.

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This is a logical fallacy called Bandwagon, Appeal to Popularity, Appeal to Majority, or, in Latin, argumentum ad populum.

Yep. Learning on Amirite. It's a thing now.

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Nono, while they are thinking, throw another flower, and then they'll think even more. That's when you throw another flower. Then you throw another, then another, then another, and so forth until...

SUFFOCATION BY FLOWERS

or

BEE ATTACK

Whichever one you prefer.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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