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Why do the white people always go towards the scary sound in horror movies?
The black person would be like, "Oh hell naw! I ain't ready for this shit!" And they would run the **** away. (y)
The End

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This reminds me of a joke I read a while back.

One day a blone whent in to a hairdressers wearing headphones, she told the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure, can i take off your headphones?" She said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. so she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the Hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure but can i take off your headphones?" she again said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. So she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. Unfortunatelly for her the hairdresser was new and forgot to ask if he was allowed to take off her headphones. So he took them off and she dropped dead on the floor. He picked up the headphones and put them to his own ears and listened. They were saying
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

Some hearts never meet.

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Just because your shirt had a red circle on it doesn't mean it's the Japenese flag..

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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A red circle no longer means Japan, it is now a notification, amirite?

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**, getting turned on by anything by anything is strange. is strange. Living is strange. We're just a bunch of atoms with consciousness, what the ** is going on.

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Chillin' with my favourite priest, gonna soul search.
Chillin' at my favourite place, why of course its my church.
Gon' have some good times. Gon' read some nice hymns.
Yeah man. You understand what I mean.
Taking time to become what we hope to be.
Yeah. Uh huh. Chillin' at my church.
We're gon' strengthen our faith and who we are.
We're gonna shine so bright like the Bethlehem star.
Yeah. Uh huh. Chillin' at my church.

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Can you make that into a poem? Please?

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Sobriquet

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Men and women
By FlyingGuineaPig

We shit in different places
and have differences in our faces.
We don't shave the same locations
and sing with different vocalizations.
We watch very different shows
and (usually) only one of us paints our toes.
Like the cat and the dog,
or the guinea pig and the flying frog,
and everyone in the pokedex log,
We are different, and yet the same.

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Actually, Anthony is a mythical creature known only to those who visit amirite. His current whereabout are unknown, but he was last seen in a pineapple under the sea. Several accounts describe Anthony as a polka-dotted, six-armed, scuba-diving prostitute. He is known to travel with an assortment of creatures including unicorns, penguins, and lima beans. Once every blue moon, he emerges from the depths of the ocean atop a sperm whale. The Anthony creature emits a loud howling noise similar to an injured mongoose. If you hear this noise or see a creature similar to the one described, please call 1-800-HOLYSHIT.

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My favorite screamo song poem goes like:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDJFHUSAHIODFA
OHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHUASHH
ADFJSKJFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

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No this is Sparta! Or Patrick. Either works really...

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runnerdude runnerdude

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Actually I'm compiling a list of all the things "this" is:
madness
Sparta
Patrick
how we do it
why I'm hot
a beat-uh, u can't touch
it

And this is my list of what "this" ain't:
a song for the broken hearted.

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The drummer doesn't think anything about it, because he us a drummer and incapable of thought.
The bassist cares, but no one listens to the bassist, so it doesn't matter.
The guitarist might care, if he wasn't so busy have **** with all the fans. At once.

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