Hello this is Patrick! I'm a starfish and the best friend of Spongebob Squarepants. Im somewhat jealous of SpongeBob's various awards and once tried to imitate everything he did hoping to get awards for it. Finally, I got an award for doing nothing longer than anyone else, which I was pleased with. I have also won the Dirty Bubble Challenge many years ago and then I lost the trophy they sent me in "Have You Seen This Snail?."
I am a big fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. I have a very good taste in food (especially ice cream), and I really love cheese and riding on fishing hooks. When writing a movie script, I suggested the characters to drink "Cheese Coffee". In an older episode entitled "Hooky", I risked my life for cheese. Arguably, one of the most difficult experiences of my life was when I had to open a jar in order to copy SpongeBob. I overcame this immense stupidity and was able to pull it off with flying colors thanks to SpongeBob's wise instructions.
People say im amazingly stupid, but every once in a while I do something smart. I went to community college, though I forgot what I studied. I know CPR. My favorite activities include catching jellyfish, blowing bubbles, and eating ice cream.
I was said to be born on March 14, 1983. I live under a rock on 120 Conch Street, two doors down from my best friend. Like most starfish, I sleep on the ceiling. When Im not jellyfishing, or adventuring with my friends, I'm sleeping in my rock.
My only real goal in life seems to be having fun.
The Chinese invented paper in about 60AD. They invented printing before the year 650. There is evidence they had also invented gunpowder before 1044AD, and the iron compass around the time of Christ. When do you think they'll get around to the fucking knife & fork? amirite?
The next Toy Story should be about how some kid's iPhone 5 is jealous of his new iPhone 8 because he spends all his time playing with it. Then an evil hipster tries to steal the 'vintage' iPhone 5; so the kid's iPod, iPad, MacBook, Xbox and iPhone 8 go on an adventure to save the iPhone 5, but they have to be back before the kid dies of hunger because he can't Instagram his lunch, amirite?
It's annoying when people make posts that have two parts and you agree with only half of it. Actually, it's almost as annoying as when people try to be funny by doing exactly what they're complaining about
Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?
First ever was an accident..some guy saw the back of my head in the hallway, mistook me for his girlfriend, then really fast spun me around and attacked my face with his face Still to this day have no fuckin clue who it was, he just shouted "OH SHIT BALLS YOU'RE NOT HER" and ran the other way
even though guys like skinny girls with big boobs, they have a lot less options for cute clothes, compared to girls who are flat chested. they don't have to buy a medium so their boobs will fit then worry if its going to be baggy everywhere else, amirite?
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