About me.
Hello this is Patrick! I'm a starfish and the best friend of Spongebob Squarepants. Im somewhat jealous of SpongeBob's various awards and once tried to imitate everything he did hoping to get awards for it. Finally, I got an award for doing nothing longer than anyone else, which I was pleased with. I have also won the Dirty Bubble Challenge many years ago and then I lost the trophy they sent me in "Have You Seen This Snail?."
I am a big fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. I have a very good taste in food (especially ice cream), and I really love cheese and riding on fishing hooks. When writing a movie script, I suggested the characters to drink "Cheese Coffee". In an older episode entitled "Hooky", I risked my life for cheese. Arguably, one of the most difficult experiences of my life was when I had to open a jar in order to copy SpongeBob. I overcame this immense stupidity and was able to pull it off with flying colors thanks to SpongeBob's wise instructions.
People say im amazingly stupid, but every once in a while I do something smart. I went to community college, though I forgot what I studied. I know CPR. My favorite activities include catching jellyfish, blowing bubbles, and eating ice cream.
I was said to be born on March 14, 1983. I live under a rock on 120 Conch Street, two doors down from my best friend. Like most starfish, I sleep on the ceiling. When Im not jellyfishing, or adventuring with my friends, I'm sleeping in my rock.
My only real goal in life seems to be having fun.
As a child, I could be anything. As an adult, I just wanna be that child.
Christians: You actually think gay marriage should be legal, amirite?
BAAAAAAAAAH SOWHENYAHHHHHHHH MAMABEATSEBABAHHHHHHHHHHH! You know exactly what that was, amirite?
You can never spend too much time with your friends, amirite?
why couldn't you find one more person to make it a complete rectangle!!!
+24Criticizing someone is different from
"not accepting them for who they
are"...
+8You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+8It's kind of annoying how every time the
majority us don't like something about
the...
+8Marvel is just a gateway to heroine
addiction, amirite?
+7It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+1You'd think that musical theatre would have more gay male leads, Amirite?
0"Mellow" is just hippy for
stoned, amirite?
+2"I hope she'll be a fool, that's the
best thing a girl can be in this world,
a...
0You've tried (in vain) to knot cherry
stems with your tongue.
+1People who say you can't know if you
like a food without tasting it first
have clearly...
+49I think we need a cap on gas prices. As long as gas prices continue to rise, the cost...
+18Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made, but by what I’ve learned from...
+68It's wrong for people to be happy about
a wrongdoer suffering. While punishment
is...
+87If a person runs a stop sign, but no one
is around to see it, did he really break
the law?
+7It's sick that we can't even trust what
we're eating and drinking anymore,
amirite?
+8You always wonder how people film at the
perfect times to get there fails,
amirite?
+2You always wonder why people are filming
all the fials there are on the internet,
amirite?
-8You would like to be a disciple
+5Ryan Dolan did not deserve to finish
bottom. Sure the song wasn't the best,
but it...

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