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I do agree with the sentiment of this post, but before they had guns they had more primitive weapons like rock slings, knives, and bows and arrows. Hard to picture someone robbing a bank using a catapult.

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rowanne rowanne

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Hahaha no still wrong. Respecting women doesn't mean you 'become a man', it means you're just a regular person who isn't a total doucheface.

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This reminds me of the John Green quote from Paper Towns:
“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement, There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for plannning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future--you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college."

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I HEAR STATEFARM IS A SEXY ****.

(wary)

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Statefarm

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Shit, I ACTUALLY forgot to go Anon. ****, I'm stupid. /facepalm

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What exactly are the advantages of losing a toe ?

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submarinedisco submarinedisco

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You can fit into slightly smaller spaces than you could before.
You have a secret place to store something toe-sized.
It's easier to squeeze into smaller shoes if they don't have your size.
Fun thing to show off at parties.
If you drop something heavy there is a lower chance of it hitting your toes than there was before.
It will teach your other toes a lesson.
It's probably one of the easiest ways to find out whether your limbs grow back.
If you ever became a fictional villain from 300 years ago and needed a nickname, you could be "Nine-toes [first name]" or "[first name] Nine-toes"
You'll never bang it on something again.

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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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The only thing my **** ed class could stop giggling long enough to agree on was that the female reproductive system totally looks like a cow's head.
http://ctrlv.in/57003
http://ctrlv.in/57004
I rest my case.

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I have brainstormed a list of alternative names:
Blockbuster store
Couch armrest cover
Paper weight
Penny
Cuff link
Pinky toe
Silent H

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Fireproof matches
Waterproof towel
Book on how to read
Diet celery
Powdered water (just add water!)
Inflatable anchor
DVD on how to install a DVD player
Battery-powered battery charger
Helicopter ejector seat
Solar-powered flashlight

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I prefer amirite notifications. I think they look a lot cooler then Facebook ones. Quick! Everyone love this comment so i can enjoy the tiny red circle of greatness!

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Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them.
Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

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How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

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FlyingMintBunny FlyingMintBunny

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( hello ) = (hello)
( un ) = (un)
( angry ) = (angry)
( lolwut) = (lolwut)
( ono ) = (ono)
( goo ) = (goo)
( yum ) = (yum)
( frown ) = (frown)
( d ) = (d)
( smirk ) = (smirk)
( wary ) = (wary)
( no ) = (no)
( hmm ) = (hmm)
( hehe ) = (hehe)
( cool ) = (cool)
( l ) = (l)
( Y ) = (y)
( n ) = (n)
( love ) = (love)
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

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Well I'm a Jew, and Jews have big noses, similar to the statues in Easter Island, which is in the Pacific Ocean. Pacific means calm, which comes before a storm. Storms involve rain and wind, both of with are elements of nature. Nature is considered a mother, and mothers are usually over protective. The Great Wall of China was made for protection, and is in China. China fought several wars with European powers, especially Great Britain, which England was once part of. This is where the Great Fire of London happened, which involved a great amount of flames, like how Hell is described. Satan lives in Hell.

Holy cow, Jews DO worship the devil!!!!

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

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Cow is 3 letters. 3 * 222= 666

Holy Jew, cows DO worship the devil!!!!!

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