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I'm the quiet kid.
Last week I had to make up a test after everyone took a test, so I was the last person with a test. Everybody was whispering, and it just got louder and louder. Talking I can handle just fine, but the sound of people whispering pisses me off. I wanted to yell, and my heartbeat started to get faster and louder.
I looked up and yelled, "Could you people just shut the **** up?"
They shut up. I got crazy looks, and a fist bump from the cute guy who sits next to me. :) It was AWESOME, except for the detention I got. That kind of sucked.
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and then you and the cute guy went on a date dressed as unicorns. MLIA.
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Uh... well the drinks probably will get drugged anyway.
That's just the bottom line...
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What kind of people do you hang out with?
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"Ankle sock, black and white stripes, size 6, lost partner in tragic washing machine accident, looking for a sexy stocking to fill the void"
I can see it happening
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"If you're the color of Pina Coladas, and getting soaked in the rain.
If you get sweaty in yoga, if you have a couple stains.
If you like spinning in the dryer at midnight, and getting stretched out of shape.
I'm the sock that you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
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I put too much work into this
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I put too much work into this:
http://themediadudes.com/rockclock
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It's even crazier to think that perhaps they HAVE traveled back, but there are laws set in place in regards to Time Travel that prevent any direct (or revelatory) interaction, or explicitly stating who they are and where they are from. All they can do is subtly observe, idly converse.
That being said, who's to say we haven't interacted with someone from the future who will become a great part of our lives? Someone who passes by us in the present for just a moment: a customer we serve at work, someone we see at the grocery store who says "Excuse me" as they pass, a stranger walking by our homes, eager for a glimpse into the things we do.
But they are secretive. They are hidden.
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No offense to anyone, but ** that, Im gonna watch My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic and society can go ** itself.
Bronies ftw
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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart?
Being raped.
What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever shit you were buying at Walmart?
Finding out you're pregnant with a rape baby.
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America is a melting pot to all people, opening its arms to every nation in world (Minus Cuba). American culture is a BLEND OF EVERY CULTURE. Saying that being ignorant is a part of our culture is attacking everyone, including yourself. I don't care where you are from.
It is not a necessity to know every single country in the world, but if someone says "I was in Alabama yesterday," you should probably know what they are talking about. But if someone says "I was in Yemen last week," odds are they won't be really offended if you don't know where that is (Arabian Peninsula). I've never heard anyone complain about learning the states. I could name all the states and their capitals by 5th grade. It is not difficult.
Look, I don't care if you know every country. No one else does. You aren't cool, and stereotyping Americans makes you look like a ****.
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That makes you look like a creeper
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ssssalutationsssss....
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That'd be sooo annoying, I'd be like, "Wtf, I don't care, I don't know these people"
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Your overwhelming empathy for your fellow man is admirable.
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Yeah, I'd totally nail him.
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A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is ruining his family.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
He says, "My wife has terminal cancer."
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A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is ruining his family.
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yeah, I went to a pretty **** school.
1. our computer apps teacher turned out to be a pedophile
2. our science teacher threw a chair at a child
3. our home arts teacher threw a chair at a child
4. our social studies teacher is a deranged vietnam vet who through a chair at a kid because he was having a 'flashback' to the war
5. our teachers honestly do not give a shit about your grades and couldn't care less about helping you into college, to them, its just a way to make money
6. our mascot is a unicorn. I am not even kidding... a unicorn named Una
7. there is a shortage of chairs... i wonder why
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But when you're lugging around double-d boulders on your front and 3 AP books on your back, it's unavoidable! :(
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"Waaa" Says baby Iraq, throwing it's toys at Little Kuwait.
"Now now Iraq, don't do that, it's nasty" Says America
"WAAAA" Continues Iraq
"OK YOU LITTLE ****, I WARNED YOU!"
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Excuse me while I attempt to bandage this massive paper cut to my soul.
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How does Anthony's **** taste?
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If you were wondering, it tastes like unicorn milk-chocolate, God's urine, and sperm capable of conceiving a Roman emperor.
And yes, I know this for a FACT.
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This reminds me of that Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode where London was on the volleyball team and she got mad and then went all pro.
I'm ashamed to remember that.
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we can't wear anything with a smiley face on it...
they think it's a gang sign.
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My mom snorted carrots through her nose.
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My mom snorted crack through her nose...
(cry2)
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The first time my cousin met his wife, he made her laugh so hard at dinner that she threw up all over the table lol
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Nothing says attractive like projectile vomiting.
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