You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

89% agree
11% disagree
Post

What exactly are the advantages of losing a toe ?

+52522 Reply

submarinedisco submarinedisco

In response to “What exactly are the advantages of losing a toe ?

You can fit into slightly smaller spaces than you could before.
You have a secret place to store something toe-sized.
It's easier to squeeze into smaller shoes if they don't have your size.
Fun thing to show off at parties.
If you drop something heavy there is a lower chance of it hitting your toes than there was before.
It will teach your other toes a lesson.
It's probably one of the easiest ways to find out whether your limbs grow back.
If you ever became a fictional villain from 300 years ago and needed a nickname, you could be "Nine-toes [first name]" or "[first name] Nine-toes"
You'll never bang it on something again.

+646422 Reply

Truuninja Truuninja

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

98% agree
2% disagree
Post

not if you use cheap fake wood...

not recommended, by the way; it melts...

+561 Reply

fuster_cluck

In response to “not if you use cheap fake wood... not...

I wonder if that's how trees talk about other trees with fake bark.
"ah dude.. Look at her bark. Looks so fake. I'd still pop her cherry tree though."

+606010 Reply

amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

94% agree
6% disagree
Post

This sounds like something elementary schools would play to help kids learn the days of the week: "Tomorrow is Sunday. And Sunday comes afterwards"

+5768112 Reply

theasexualsloth theasexualsloth

In response to “This sounds like something elementary schools...

Looks like you could do with the help bro

+4834852113 Reply

Anthony

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

94% agree
6% disagree
Post

Shut up with your stupid **** goddamn post with your mother last night in your room and you were adopted ....face.

+3984002110 Reply

Anonymous

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

97% agree
3% disagree
Post

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

+3333341132 Reply

Anonymous

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

96% agree
4% disagree
Post

I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

+47481 Reply

SuperFastJellyFish SuperFastJellyFish

In response to “I usually just add more pictures to the stick...

Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."

Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.

Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.

All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

+2982991183 Reply

Baconnoisseur Baconnoisseur

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

83% agree
17% disagree
Post

Take a dump. Tell someone to go ** themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have ** with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?

+49050717167 Reply

eldorito

You disagreed. (Undo) (Show Numbers)

96% agree
4% disagree
Post

In response to “


Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

+4884924278 Reply

LittleRed LittleRed

Find out your friends' opinions

Amirite is the premier opinion-based social network where people from all around the world discover, debate and discuss today's hottest issues. Share your perspective to the world and interact with like-minded individuals on breaking news, hot topics and controversial issues now!

With that many angles, the discussions on Amirite will open your eyes to a panoramic view of your world that you won't get anywhere else, allowing you to see the big picture and discuss it.

Every opinion matters on Amirite.

Sign up to have your opinion heard!

It only takes a second.
Connect with Facebook, Twitter or Google.

or create an account with your email...

Sign Up Already Have An Account?

Login to your Amirite account...

Login Forgot Your Details? Need An Account?

Enter your email address and we'll email you your account details.

Send Details Back To Login Form

Login using...

Login

Forgotten username or password?
We'll send you your username and a new password.

Email Address

Login

Sign up to have your opinion heard!

Show posts as Grid List

By creating an account you indicate that you have read and agree to abide by our rules.

Create My Account