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And if the plane encounters turbulence at the same time you ****.....

everyone is technically ****.

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Anonymous

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Wait--so the shaking plane would cause him to penetrate everyone else's orifice with his ****?

Nonsensical comment is nonsensical.

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Just to make it even better, you can add a subject-specific second line.

'**** that. Let's get high instead.'

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Sinner

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If you encountered a naked male individual bent over in your bedroom holding a bottle of lubricant, what would you proceed to do?

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polarthebear polarthebear

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¥ <- that thing

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That's the Yen sign.
Maybe we should use other currency symbols as phrases too. $ can mean "I was late to the meeting because I was gorging myself on cheeseburgers" and £ could mean "I can't make your birthday party because I'm busy not getting my teeth fixed."

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I really don't get it... Agh I'm an idiot. Explain it? Please?

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Th

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Well, the "I'm feeling Lucky" part refers to the act of caressing the Lucky Charms cereal mascot. In the past decade, there have been countless claims that Lucky is sexually exploiting the young children that continually keep the cereal away from him. One of the more prominent cases, Lucky vs. Hot Blonde ****, was a case that involved the famed mascot's alleged sexual and violent relationship with one of the girls. The rape charges were dropped but Lucky was in fact charged with child abuse. Nowadays, the "I'm feeling Lucky" phrase has come to mean "I'm feeling imprisoned," because he's spent the last 16 months in Rainbow County jail.

I hope that clears things up.

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Survival of the Fittest.
Rules: No below the belt hits. Free for all!
May the best man win.

1, 2, 3, 4
GO! Attack! Attack!

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Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

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Who counts to four then says go?

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I like you, Steve, because you think about things in a refreshing way, like me.

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Rocky Rocky

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Must be annoying to not be able to get your head through doorways.

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They already have that, it's called a woman and its job is to wake you up and make breakfast.

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In the process of **, your ** can fall off. Trust me, I've done it. Then it grew back.

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How about DCOTD, or "Dwight's comment of the day", in which somebody always takes advantage of replying to the first comments to get high scores? (hmm)

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polarthebear polarthebear

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How about PTBDCOECTGHS-OTD, or "Polarthebear's Dry Criticism of Every Comment to Get High Scores-Of the Day?" (hmm)

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Dude, this is a girls' website mostly. So the only time we talk about blood is in their periods. Nothing else.

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i guess they are selfish **** bastards i mean stop complaining about your problems and think every second some could die

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