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BUT THE ONE I LOVE
HAS NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS
(emo)

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Favvkes Favvkes

In response to “BUT THE ONE I LOVE HAS NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS (emo)

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+3237515 Reply

eldorito

favorite line in the books
Dursley - "you're watching the news again!"
Harry- "Well it changes everyday you see"

+6970112 Reply

Anonymous

Am I supposed to take this sexually, or...

+51272 Reply

ihearandomusic ihearandomusic

In response to “Am I supposed to take this sexually, or...

No...Do you find yourself thinking about animals sexually often or...

+8485113 Reply

Anonymous

Yes, yes I do. When my phone loses signal, I get on a plane to Africa, travel to the deepest part of the savannah, climb up on a rock and hold it in the air in front of giraffes and elephants while Elton John plays a song in the background. It usually works quite well.

Apart from the lions tearing out my spleen part, I mean.

+8283118 Reply

Lulu

Everywhere you go is a petting zoo as long as you don't mind lawsuits, amirite?

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

First ever was an accident..some guy saw the back of my head in the hallway, mistook me for his girlfriend, then really fast spun me around and attacked my face with his face
Still to this day have no **** clue who it was, he just shouted "OH BALLS YOU'RE NOT HER" and ran the other way

+747422 Reply

colette colette

every guy I talk to or even refer to, my mom thinks we are getting married next moth

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justsuper justsuper

In response to “every guy I talk to or even refer to, my mom...

That's stupid. You're obviously getting married next butterfly.

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YeahIAm YeahIAm

Yeah, first time I saw you I was walking through Ikea
What would hit me next man, I had no idea
Couldn't leave your side without a simple ''see ya''
So I came up with a great idea

Oh candle, candle, candle
You're much more than I can handle, handle, handle
Your light shines so bright
Throughout my darkest night

Grabbed you quick and inhaled your aroma
Candle, if I could study you I'd get mah diploma

Just knew right there with you in my nearest sight
That I would light you, overjoyed everynight

Oh candle, candle, candle
Our love is quite the scandal, scandal, scandal
I don't care what others say
I want you to stay

You never fight me, nor spite me
Starting to think that our love might be
Just slightly, a little frightly
However,
Candle you plus me, want everyone to see (l)

+10110157 Reply

Anonymous

Yeah, they might think you're a clean freak when really you just want to get ** in the **. That'd be awful. (wary)

+222311 Reply

Len Len

I can't be the only one that seriously cringed at the thought of this.

+34362 Reply

Sillik Sillik

In response to “I can't be the only one that seriously cringed...

I got a massive ****. Funny how people differ.

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Anonymous

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