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"All trolls please rise for your national anthem"

TIS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL
BARAK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL
GOD HATES BLACKS AND GAYS AND MUSLIMS TROLOLOLOLOL-=LOLOLOLOLOO-LOL-LOL-LOL
ANTHONYS PROBABLY GONNA DELETE THIS COMMENT TROLOLOLOLLOLOL-LOLOL-LOLLOLLOLLOL

*moment of silence ensues*
You may resume your shenanigans.

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Pedo_Cat Pedo_Cat

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-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above

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Serg Serg

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THE BEST DRAKE AND JOSH LINE EVER:
Drake: What's your bucket doing on my door?
Megan: What's your door doing under my bucket?

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EpicFlameSword EpicFlameSword

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*Holds out cupped hands filled with water* "Would you like to pet my moose? His name is Jackson. Oh, but watch out for the antlers."

LOLWUT? My moose?

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Jennitalia Jennitalia

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Or if they brought some cat, we'd all be getting pussy.

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Anonymous

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Or if they brought roosters, we would all be waking up too early!

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Shadi Shadi

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or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

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pellicanpelvus pellicanpelvus

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Or make friends with a hyperactive rabbit and a bashful skunk, and then witness your mom get shot by a hunter and then your home burned down.

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I_Predict_A_Riot I_Predict_A_Riot

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It would have made the kiss scene with Hermione far more interesting.

Hermione: "Oh, Ron! *runs to him*"
Ron: "*hits Hermione in the face with the ladder*"
*THUD*

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Anonymous

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I know what you mean.
One of my friends has an alternate facebook just for her "Gay status updates"

And I think to myself "Is it really THAT important?"
It makes me want to make an alternate facebook account where everything I say has to do with me being black.

"Had the most awesome day eatin' fried chicken with my niggaaaas"
"I don't need any sunscreen. I don't burn cause I'm BLACK. haha!"
"Man, I got pulled over today. Must be cause I'm black"
"Black and proud!"

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Shugah Shugah

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Didn't work too well when I was in court.

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StealthApple StealthApple

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"Miss Anthony, is it true that you threw your child in a ditch."
"Uh.. uh.. IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN"

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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How are you people doing this?!

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Palindromes_Are_Fun Palindromes_Are_Fun

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First go like thiiiis, spin around, stop! Double take three times. One, two, three. Theeeen, pelvic thrust! Wooooooh! Wooooooh! Stop on your right foot, don't forg--- Oh wait, that's how to blow a bubble.

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so if you're 75% Jesus, and you're 75% water, Jesus is 100% water. I DRINK 2 LITERS OF JESUS EVERY DAY. and I pee 1.5 liters of Jesus every day.

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Favvkes Favvkes

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That could be a cool phrase for saying you have to pee. "Brb. Gonna release Jesus."

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Serg Serg

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That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce.
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"These flowers are dead."
"Yeah, we need to talk"

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DandyLion DandyLion

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I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

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Synesthesia Synesthesia

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At the expense of three thousand others!

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Whacka Whacka

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I'm **** with the terrorists here! Don't ruin the moment!
...
Actually, no. That doesn't sound right. I'm going to reword that. I'm SCREWING with the-
Arrgh! No! I'm....I'm SHITTING with the terrori-
No, that could still be taken the wrong way.
Damn it.
I am........
I am pulling a Patrick Jane on the terrorists.
.....And I am over thinking this comment.
I'm just gonna press Say Comment now.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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Aww man it's supposed to bubble tomorrow! Those damn things are always getting in the way.

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