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Darling the oranges you sent
Resembled nothing but resent
Think I couldn't pull off another
Whimsical yet playful colour?

Orange is not me, I'm more mm, white
Oh wait that's a shade, correct me if I'm right?

You and me we are over
Like that orange mutated clover
That you gave me while half asleep
Because you're nothing but cheap

Oh you boy, my orange boy toy, treat me so wrongggg
I'm the best girl out there, out there (clearly noted by this here song)

So take back your pumpkin and orange candle
And I'll find my new handle 
On the colour
I decided was duller
Than meeee.

Oh and don't call me back
Xoxo, Taylor ;). 

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And endorsement is a great place to hide ****...

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In response to “And endorsement is a great place to hide ****...

Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement? (hello)

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partinobodycular partinobodycular

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every guy I talk to or even refer to, my mom thinks we are getting married next moth

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justsuper justsuper

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That's stupid. You're obviously getting married next butterfly.

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Yeah, first time I saw you I was walking through Ikea
What would hit me next man, I had no idea
Couldn't leave your side without a simple ''see ya''
So I came up with a great idea

Oh candle, candle, candle
You're much more than I can handle, handle, handle
Your light shines so bright
Throughout my darkest night

Grabbed you quick and inhaled your aroma
Candle, if I could study you I'd get mah diploma

Just knew right there with you in my nearest sight
That I would light you, overjoyed everynight

Oh candle, candle, candle
Our love is quite the scandal, scandal, scandal
I don't care what others say
I want you to stay

You never fight me, nor spite me
Starting to think that our love might be
Just slightly, a little frightly
Candle you plus me, want everyone to see (l)

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There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin


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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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I will no longer wonder why people whisper to apples in the grocery store now.

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Owljoyx Owljoyx

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I will no longer question the behavior of my cat Madison:

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Favvkes Favvkes

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All jokes aside,
I've noticed that since I've gotten a smartphone, I pay less attention to my surroundings.
I'm less attentive in real life, and it sort of scares me. Why can't I pay attention? It's definitely shortening my patience and my attention span. I can no longer sit still doing nothing for long periods of time. I have to look at my phone. I have to look at a screen. Or listen to music. I can't just sit in silence like I used to, and even though that sounds boring as ****, I miss it.

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Shugah Shugah

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Every time I see the guys on Cake Boss use rice krispie treats instead of cake I get angry.

That's the name of the show. Cake Boss. Not Rice Krispie boss.

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Shugah Shugah

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Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!

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MartellusBoss MartellusBoss

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EpicFlameSword EpicFlameSword


I believe the laugh you are looking for is "mwahahah"
For future reference:
BWAHAHAHA = laughing so hard im going to explode
MWAHAHHA = evil laugh
HAHAHAHA = very funny
JAJAJAJA = Yo hablo espanol
TEEHEE = I look cute when I laugh
HEEEHEEE = funny, but not super funny
(hehe) = I speak amirite

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Favvkes Favvkes

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-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above

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One day I'll tell my grandchildren about a time when the internet was uncensored and users roamed free within its borders like majestic lions across the grasslands. I'll tell them how we had to type things out instead of using the neural links implanted in our brain stems, how we had to scroll down through dozens of menus, both ways, with a stalled connection to find what we wanted, and I'll remind them that children these days are so ungrateful. I'll tell them how we had programs that connect you to another user across the world and let you talk about your different experiences, and when they ask me if I ever saw anyone's **** between the philosophical debates I'll laugh and find a clever way to avoid answering, because the elderly are entitled to their secrets. I'll complain about my carpel tunnel and advanced arthritis in both thumbs, and at thanksgiving I'll remind them to be thankful for mind upload text. I'll keep my dear old friend, my laptop, on a shelf beside the grandfather clock, where it will gather dust because it's been broken for years and the parts are no longer made, and the children will stare at it in wonder and marvel, "The screen really does fold up!"

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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