+13It's annoying when the charger to your
(insert electronic device here) isn't
quite...
+10I know that it's good to try to get an
advantage in life, but that advantage
should...
+9They should take all the winners from
all the different singing competition
shows and...
+6Most cookery shows rely too much on sex.
If someone from the original era of
cookery...
+4The uglier the snapchat, the closer the
friendship.
+1A game of chess is like a sword fight
+1Forbidding me to do something was as
good as telling me to do it.
+1Those that don't fit the
"profile" benefit from profiling
because they are...
+2The running order of the Eurovision
being drawn up randomly was a much
fairer system...
+27Women remember criticism like an elephant but compliments like a goldfish.
+5I want to understand Islam. But all I know of Islam is Al Qada and terror. I know...
+15It's never to late to change, amirite?
+19Instead of publicly shaming girls for
wearing shorts in warm weather, people
should...
0Does creationism indicate bad education? (If so how can we fix this, and should it be...
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If you dated Taylor Swift, you should have an 'orange' theme. Orange flowers, orange jewellery, orange food. Then, when it came time to break-up, do it with an orange letter inside an orange. That would make her break-up song hard to write, amirite?
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Darling the oranges you sent
Resembled nothing but resent
Think I couldn't pull off another
Whimsical yet playful colour?
Orange is not me, I'm more mm, white
Oh wait that's a shade, correct me if I'm right?
You and me we are over
Like that orange mutated clover
That you gave me while half asleep
Because you're nothing but cheap
Oh you boy, my orange boy toy, treat me so wrongggg
I'm the best girl out there, out there (clearly noted by this here song)
So take back your pumpkin and orange candle
And I'll find my new handle
On the colour
I decided was duller
Than meeee.
Oh and don't call me back
Ever.
Xoxo, Taylor ;).
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CaptainPirate
Click "Yeah You Are!" to vote for Obama, and "No Way!" to vote for Rommey. Let's see who wins this! amirite?
51 Comments +170 / 73%
I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus.
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"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "****.", amirite?
11644 Comments +1,091 / 98%
Anonymous
And endorsement is a great place to hide ****...
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poler10
In response to “And endorsement is a great place to hide ****...”
Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement?
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Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?
821 Comments +281 / 90%
Kendall
every guy I talk to or even refer to, my mom thinks we are getting married next moth
+3333 Reply
In response to “every guy I talk to or even refer to, my mom...”
That's stupid. You're obviously getting married next butterfly.
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Ordinary things like a payphone, a price tag, a horse with no name, and an umbrella have inspired incredible music. Look at something ordinary in your surroundings. That thing could be the subject of the next big hit song. It's fun to think about, amirite?
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Yeah, first time I saw you I was walking through Ikea
What would hit me next man, I had no idea
Couldn't leave your side without a simple ''see ya''
So I came up with a great idea
Oh candle, candle, candle
You're much more than I can handle, handle, handle
Your light shines so bright
Throughout my darkest night
Grabbed you quick and inhaled your aroma
Candle, if I could study you I'd get mah diploma
Just knew right there with you in my nearest sight
That I would light you, overjoyed everynight
Oh candle, candle, candle
Our love is quite the scandal, scandal, scandal
I don't care what others say
I want you to stay
You never fight me, nor spite me
Starting to think that our love might be
Just slightly, a little frightly
However,
Candle you plus me, want everyone to see
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CaptainPirate
Theatre: home to gays and thespians. amirite?
915 Comments +177 / 92%
mashmallow515 Fun
My drama club shirt says "Mom... Dad... I'm a thespian."
+7273120 Reply
If you spell "misspelled" backwards it's misspelled, amirite?
5312 Comments +387 / 96%
I see what you did there
+10111 Reply
In response to “I see what you did there”
i did what you see there
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You know somebody's a 90s kid if he/she was born between 1987 and 1993, amirite?
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eldorito The 90s
Yay, lets all try to prove how much of a 90's kid you are!
+42422 Reply
In response to “Yay, lets all try to prove how much of a 90's...”
I'm so 90s I Furbies.
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eldorito
You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?
13838 Comments +899 / 94%
Anonymous Animals
There was a side, to Smokey, that I never knew, never knew, when you talked to me, it was never true, never true, and no matter how many fires there were you would always win, always wiiiiin
BUT I SET FIIIIIIIIRE TO THE FOREST
WATCH IT BURN, **** THE EPA
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To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about ****! amirite?
6347 Comments +298 / 90%
smattafu
To kill a mockingbird
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When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?
25688 Comments +964 / 84%
Anonymous
I will no longer wonder why people whisper to apples in the grocery store now.
+424752 Reply
In response to “I will no longer wonder why people whisper to...”
I will no longer question the behavior of my cat Madison:
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At this point, people pay psychiatrists just to know what it's like to have someone not stare at an iPhone during a conversation, amirite?
6252 Comments +807 / 95%
All jokes aside,
I've noticed that since I've gotten a smartphone, I pay less attention to my surroundings.
I'm less attentive in real life, and it sort of scares me. Why can't I pay attention? It's definitely shortening my patience and my attention span. I can no longer sit still doing nothing for long periods of time. I have to look at my phone. I have to look at a screen. Or listen to music. I can't just sit in silence like I used to, and even though that sounds boring as ****, I miss it.
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Sometimes you wonder if the cakes on shows like Cake Boss and Ace of Cakes taste half as good as they look, amirite?
310 Comments +384 / 98%
Anonymous Food and Drink
Every time I see the guys on Cake Boss use rice krispie treats instead of cake I get angry.
I DIDNT ASK FOR RICE KRISPIE COVERED IN FONDANT.
I ASKED FOR CAKE, MAN, CAKE.
That's the name of the show. Cake Boss. Not Rice Krispie boss.
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A blind date where the two people each wear masks for the duration of the date would be an interesting concept. It's likely that the outcome of the date would be significantly different if the two people could not see each other as opposed to a regular blind date, amirite?
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ActionMan Love
I might check that out, what's it about?
+121 Reply
In response to “I might check that out, what's it about?”
Dating in the Dark...
+939319 Reply
Sonofarifle
Saying something twice doesn't make it any funnier, amirite?
7 Comments +275 / 93%
Anonymous
Unless your Josh.
Then you repeat something for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
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If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
17084 Comments +1,151 / 97%
UPHILL WHILE CHASING THEIR BUS! BWAHAHAHA!
+24242 Reply
In response to “UPHILL WHILE CHASING THEIR BUS! BWAHAHAHA!”
I believe the laugh you are looking for is "mwahahah"
= I speak amirite
For future reference:
BWAHAHAHA = laughing so hard im going to explode
MWAHAHHA = evil laugh
HAHAHAHA = very funny
JAJAJAJA = Yo hablo espanol
TEEHEE = I look cute when I laugh
HEEEHEEE = funny, but not super funny
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In 2006, astronomers sought to better define the heavenly bodies in our universe and unfortunately, Pluto lacked some of the characteristics to be in the same class as Mercury, Earth, or the rest of the eight. Though many of us think of this as a stupid decision, we have to realize that demoting Pluto wasn't their intention: they didn't planet that way, it just happened, amirite?
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TYPO! Places
I managed to grow up, go to college, get a job, get married and raise two children in the time it took this post to get to the punchline.
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Anooon
If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?
440 Comments +409 / 90%
-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like ". I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above
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You were born too late to explore new lands. You were born too early to explore space. You were born on time to explore the internet, amirite?
105105 Comments +1,325 / 98%
Anonymous
One day I'll tell my grandchildren about a time when the internet was uncensored and users roamed free within its borders like majestic lions across the grasslands. I'll tell them how we had to type things out instead of using the neural links implanted in our brain stems, how we had to scroll down through dozens of menus, both ways, with a stalled connection to find what we wanted, and I'll remind them that children these days are so ungrateful. I'll tell them how we had programs that connect you to another user across the world and let you talk about your different experiences, and when they ask me if I ever saw anyone's **** between the philosophical debates I'll laugh and find a clever way to avoid answering, because the elderly are entitled to their secrets. I'll complain about my carpel tunnel and advanced arthritis in both thumbs, and at thanksgiving I'll remind them to be thankful for mind upload text. I'll keep my dear old friend, my laptop, on a shelf beside the grandfather clock, where it will gather dust because it's been broken for years and the parts are no longer made, and the children will stare at it in wonder and marvel, "The screen really does fold up!"
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