People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
Holy shit I feel like un-favoriting this post because everytime there's a new comment....IT SAYS DEMETRI MARTIN. Yes, we all know!! We got it the first 50 times.
Freudian slip*
A typo is when your finger slips, etc. It would be quite difficult to have your fingers become possessed and type 'amirite' instead of 'MLIA'
"A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought."
Yes, it WAS a Freudian slip.
WELL TELL STAN TO FUCK OFF!
That is such BS. You get +21 and I get a -10 for my cunt comment?
LMAO ^^
+107 now :)
I didn't know demetri Martin posted on this site!
WOW, don't even steal from demetri. He's 10000000x funnier than you'll ever be, and you just killed his joke. Way to go.
(?): That's kinda what this site is, people posting unoriginal stuff that they find amusing and would like to share with people.
I think of stuttering I think of Piglet
FUCK YOU
O...K..? But please don't
Demetri Martin!
Holy shit I feel like un-favoriting this post because everytime there's a new comment....IT SAYS DEMETRI MARTIN. Yes, we all know!! We got it the first 50 times.
Omg! Where's the button?!
Thankee.
No shit really haha
Demitri?
Martain?
Yes?
Hey that's demitris joke
I like this joke, but it's Demetri Martin's joke.
my vote for best amirite ever
haha
You're all right, isn't Demetri Martin the best?! :)
This is perhaps the sweetest post I ever heard, for some reason. Yeah, I'm weird.
(yopu=you) sowwy!!!
demetri martinnnnnn! (:
This post caused me to get an abdominal workout. xP
Funny yopu never notice some things until someone brings the situation up but your so right. :) >.<
I hace a tendancey to stutter alot but my friends mock me
Thank you for posting this post. I stutter and this post just made me very happy :D
Made my day:)
Original? Well at least he's funny, that Demetri Martin.
XD this post is hilarious
I like the post. Who the fuck is Demetri Martin? (rhetorical question.)
He's a comedian.
It says rhetorical. :p
demetri martin<3
Oh wow, I never thought of it like that. I myself stutter and this makes me feel better about it. Oh Demitri.
Stuttering's radical spectacular! I support ya 100%!
ikr?!
My old account was christiney_da_genie. Your profile picture was my profile picture. Copy. Cat.
What the hell? You don't own the picture...
ok???
i like to think of stuttering friends as my personal beatboxers
Haha your post is hilarious!!!!!! ahahha...i will never think of stuttering the same way again!
stuttering is annoying. especially if you're the one doing it.(i dont mean YOU in particular)
Hey sexysarbear. You're sexy.
W-w-what do you mean you don't mean m-m-m-me?
I love stuttering for the use of comedy. Not exploiting someone's disability.
"Don't dis my ability" -
Some guy.
hahaha thats rlly funny :)
xDD
Haha, two Demitri posts in a row. He's awesome.
You can't scat without stuttering.
Awesome
yes, this is funny, and he's a great comedian, but honestly?
failbook groups, comedian, etc?
people on this site will do ANYTHING to get their post on the home page... it's slowly becoming worse than amirite.
Amirite is becoming worse than amirite? My goodness, what is this world coming to??
(Shaan.): I meant MLIA
stfu, it was a typo.
I was kidding, bro. Or sis. Chill, dude(tte).
Freudian slip*
A typo is when your finger slips, etc. It would be quite difficult to have your fingers become possessed and type 'amirite' instead of 'MLIA'
i know what it's like to be like Anonymous. my fingers don't want to type.... MLIA so they usually just type amirite instead :)
Theoretically, not a freudian slip either, but I like your enthusiasm.
"A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought."
Yes, it WAS a Freudian slip.
It had nothing to do with dynamic repression, hence the reason I said, theoretically not a freudian slip.
Well when you post as anonymous, no one will be able to read your clever posts. :P
DEMETRI MARTIN.
This is either a facebook group or a MLIA- Come on now, be original!
This is either a joke of Demitri Martin's or a joke of Demitri Martin's. Come on now, learn to read!
I was trying to say cuntface