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People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?

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WELL TELL STAN TO FUCK OFF!

@186796

That is such BS. You get +21 and I get a -10 for my cunt comment?

I didn't know demetri Martin posted on this site!

Anonymous +29Reply

WOW, don't even steal from demetri. He's 10000000x funnier than you'll ever be, and you just killed his joke. Way to go.

Anonymous +19Reply
@WOW, don't even steal from demetri. He's 10000000x funnier than you'll ever be, and you just killed his joke. Way to go.

(?): That's kinda what this site is, people posting unoriginal stuff that they find amusing and would like to share with people.

I think of stuttering I think of Piglet

Demetri Martin!

Anonymous +12Reply

Holy shit I feel like un-favoriting this post because everytime there's a new comment....IT SAYS DEMETRI MARTIN. Yes, we all know!! We got it the first 50 times.

Hey that's demitris joke

Anonymous +6Reply

I like this joke, but it's Demetri Martin's joke.

my vote for best amirite ever

You're all right, isn't Demetri Martin the best?! :)

This is perhaps the sweetest post I ever heard, for some reason. Yeah, I'm weird.

(yopu=you) sowwy!!!

Anonymous +3Reply

demetri martinnnnnn! (:

Anonymous +2Reply

This post caused me to get an abdominal workout. xP

Anonymous +2Reply

Funny yopu never notice some things until someone brings the situation up but your so right. :) >.<

Anonymous +2Reply

I hace a tendancey to stutter alot but my friends mock me

Thank you for posting this post. I stutter and this post just made me very happy :D

Anonymous +2Reply

Made my day:)

Anonymous +1Reply

Original? Well at least he's funny, that Demetri Martin.

Anonymous +1Reply

XD this post is hilarious

demetri martin<3

Anonymous +1Reply

Oh wow, I never thought of it like that. I myself stutter and this makes me feel better about it. Oh Demitri.

Stuttering's radical spectacular! I support ya 100%!

i like to think of stuttering friends as my personal beatboxers

Haha your post is hilarious!!!!!! ahahha...i will never think of stuttering the same way again!

stuttering is annoying. especially if you're the one doing it.(i dont mean YOU in particular)

I love stuttering for the use of comedy. Not exploiting someone's disability.

"Don't dis my ability" -
Some guy.

Anonymous 0Reply

hahaha thats rlly funny :)

Anonymous 0Reply

xDD

i_am_boreeeeds avatar i_am_boreeeed Yeah You Are 0Reply

Haha, two Demitri posts in a row. He's awesome.

Anonymous 0Reply

You can't scat without stuttering.

Anonymous 0Reply

Awesome

Anonymous -1Reply

yes, this is funny, and he's a great comedian, but honestly?

failbook groups, comedian, etc?

people on this site will do ANYTHING to get their post on the home page... it's slowly becoming worse than amirite.

Anonymous -1Reply
@yes, this is funny, and he's a great comedian, but honestly? failbook groups, comedian, etc? people on this site...

Amirite is becoming worse than amirite? My goodness, what is this world coming to??

@(Shaan.): I meant MLIA stfu, it was a typo.

I was kidding, bro. Or sis. Chill, dude(tte).

@(Shaan.): I meant MLIA stfu, it was a typo.

Freudian slip*
A typo is when your finger slips, etc. It would be quite difficult to have your fingers become possessed and type 'amirite' instead of 'MLIA'

Anonymous +20Reply
@Freudian slip* A typo is when your finger slips, etc. It would be quite difficult to have your fingers become...

i know what it's like to be like Anonymous. my fingers don't want to type.... MLIA so they usually just type amirite instead :)

Anonymous 0Reply
@Theoretically, not a freudian slip either, but I like your enthusiasm.

"A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought."
Yes, it WAS a Freudian slip.

Anonymous +7Reply
@"A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring...

It had nothing to do with dynamic repression, hence the reason I said, theoretically not a freudian slip.

Anonymous 0Reply

DEMETRI MARTIN.

Anonymous -1Reply

This is either a facebook group or a MLIA- Come on now, be original!

@tallulah This is either a facebook group or a MLIA- Come on now, be original!

This is either a joke of Demitri Martin's or a joke of Demitri Martin's. Come on now, learn to read!

Anonymous 0Reply

I was trying to say cuntface

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