People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?

I was trying to say cuntface

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Demitri?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Martain?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Demetri Martin!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Awesome

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't know demetri Martin posted on this site!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WOW, don't even steal from demetri. He's 10000000x funnier than you'll ever be, and you just killed his joke. Way to go.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(?): That's kinda what this site is, people posting unoriginal stuff that they find amusing and would like to share with people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey that's demitris joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

demetri martinnnnnn! (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're all right, isn't Demetri Martin the best?! :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is perhaps the sweetest post I ever heard, for some reason. Yeah, I'm weird.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think of stuttering I think of Piglet

by Anonymous 14 years ago

FUCK YOU

by Anonymous 14 years ago

O...K..? But please don't

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Made my day:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha your post is hilarious!!!!!! ahahha...i will never think of stuttering the same way again!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes, this is funny, and he's a great comedian, but honestly? failbook groups, comedian, etc? people on this site will do ANYTHING to get their post on the home page... it's slowly becoming worse than amirite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Amirite is becoming worse than amirite? My goodness, what is this world coming to??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Shaan.): I meant MLIA stfu, it was a typo.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was kidding, bro. Or sis. Chill, dude(tte).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Freudian slip* A typo is when your finger slips, etc. It would be quite difficult to have your fingers become possessed and type 'amirite' instead of 'MLIA'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i know what it's like to be like Anonymous. my fingers don't want to type.... MLIA so they usually just type amirite instead :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Theoretically, not a freudian slip either, but I like your enthusiasm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought." Yes, it WAS a Freudian slip.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It had nothing to do with dynamic repression, hence the reason I said, theoretically not a freudian slip.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well when you post as anonymous, no one will be able to read *your* clever posts. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stuttering is annoying. especially if you're the one doing it.(i dont mean YOU in particular)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

W-w-what do you mean you don't mean m-m-m-me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Original? Well at least he's funny, that Demetri Martin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

XD this post is hilarious

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post caused me to get an abdominal workout. xP

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like this joke, but it's Demetri Martin's joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like the post. Who the fuck is Demetri Martin? (rhetorical question.)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He's a comedian.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It says rhetorical. :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

by Anonymous 5 years ago

demetri martin<3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh wow, I never thought of it like that. I myself stutter and this makes me feel better about it. Oh Demitri.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love stuttering for the use of comedy. Not exploiting someone's disability. "Don't dis my ability" - Some guy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stuttering's radical spectacular! I support ya 100%!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ikr?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My old account was christiney_da_genie. Your profile picture was my profile picture. Copy. Cat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What the hell? You don't own the picture...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ok???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DEMETRI MARTIN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy shit I feel like un-favoriting this post because everytime there's a new comment....IT SAYS DEMETRI MARTIN. Yes, we all know!! We got it the first 50 times.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is either a facebook group or a MLIA- Come on now, be original!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is either a joke of Demitri Martin's or a joke of Demitri Martin's. Come on now, learn to read!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Funny yopu never notice some things until someone brings the situation up but your so right. :) >.<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(yopu=you) sowwy!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hace a tendancey to stutter alot but my friends mock me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my vote for best amirite ever

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha thats rlly funny :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

xDD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you for posting this post. I stutter and this post just made me very happy :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, two Demitri posts in a row. He's awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can't scat without stuttering.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like to think of stuttering friends as my personal beatboxers

by Anonymous 13 years ago