+5,131 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit". amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

made me laugh SOOO hard!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same thing with me, but without the word "laugh"...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, so true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

this seriously made me laugh out loud, so true :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is the best joke I've heard all week!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:D this is awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I tried not to laugh cuz I'm from the south but I couldn't help it. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha ikr :) im southern but this is still hilarious lol, and now i so have to say that next time i tell a story XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

funny!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made my day :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omfg. you are awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He'd actually be awesome if he came up with his own posts rather than stealing them from other site/comedy-things :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haahah, i live in tennessee & i dont have an accent, but this is so true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...some of our fairytales start the "normal" way, but most of the good ones start like that. Very funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I live in Kentucky. That's the way we talk...it's true. Except I try to leave off the cuss words.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(i<3luke): I live in Kentucky, too. We do sometimes talk like this. =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Beautiful. Just f'n beautiful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is hilarious. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm trying not to laugh but can't help it xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im deep in south and its not offensive cause it so true. We have the best stories :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is true. omgg omggomgg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WOW! this made me laugh my ass off!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its not really origanal i have gotten this joke in a bunch of different emails...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im from louisiana... and part of me wants to laugh really hard, but the other half wants to say stfu.... im undecided

by Anonymous 14 years ago

same here, but i voted yes anyway :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow , how would you know, Damn canadians

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Goddamn italians!!!1!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh my god oh my god i am laughing soooo hard!!!!! its not that i making fun of the south its just the way that they said it!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMFAOOOOO! HAHAHAHA! This is funnnnny! Stereotypical, but hella funny! Good one man! :D -xoxo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i belive its actually 'a southern fairytale begins with 'yo mother fuckers you aint gonne belive this shit!'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not really, thats like a detroit fairytale right there

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha, that's good. and soo true! I'm pretty sure I've heard people say that in Detroit... haha (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i know right(: haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ohhh wait thats a black fairy tale!my bad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/texas_fairy_tale_yall_aint_gonna_believe_this_instead_of_once_upon_a_time/ Real original once again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WOW NICE RIP OFF YOU ASS WHOLE this is from Wild N' Out on MTV2

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Never a good idea to use the wrong hole

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Clever ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how did this get POTD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The mods or Anthony made it Post of The day, obviously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@ChickenPanPie I can't lie... I used to watch it every now and then to see Kat Williams. Dude is funny as hell.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, the "Dead" guy gets POTD? This was ripped, facebook group, and I've heard it on comedy central.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're annoying.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, yes I am.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mr. Stealing-all-of-his-posts gets POTD. It's a shame I noticed AFTER I voted. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yea.. cause you can't change your vote..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree with the post, not the poster ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then stop complaining? y

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would, but this guy has stolen all of his posts. It's not fair that he gets POTD for something he stole and didn't give credit to

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eh, I've stolen some of my posts. Go complain about them. Leave this guy alone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SOME, I understand. But ALL of his are stolen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't feel like discussing this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You CAN change your vote, you know. Just click NW.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know I can, but I agree with the post, not OP. I probably should, anyway.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then why is it shame you saw it AFTER you voted? Because... if you aren't going to change it anyway I don't see how it is a shame.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would have rather not voted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's why I refuse to vote on it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seriously? Seriously? SERIOUSLY??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you're asking whether it's a joke or meant seriously then no, it is not.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was responding to the choice for the POTD, actually.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everyone who is complaining needs to calm the fuck down, really.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Made my week (= Way to go funny man

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoever actually came up with this is hilarious. Y'all cool down, because this is true. This is so true.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can someone confirm whether this is one of the posts he stole?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've seen this way too many times for make to even laugh at it now. :/ But the point is that the joke is funny so it can be post of the day. No one else posted it before him so he gets the benefits.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool out, guys, because if he didn't steal it, we never would have heard it, so we should be thanking him for spreading the glee. I'm from, and live in, Louisiana (check my profile), and I did not find the this the least bit offensive. HILARIOUS, and FAVE'd. :D Keep it comin', CanadianDude!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...I say this almost every time i tell a story, :P I'm southern. TRUE SOUTHERNS KNOW HOW TO LAUGH AT THEMSELVES!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ya'll ain't gunna believe this shit, but i loved this whether or not its copied.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(oh shiiit): same here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i remember when this was a "just in" post. they grow up so fast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't care if it's copied. If it was never copied, I would of never heard of it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So funny, but so unoriginal

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Way to copy this...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it bad that I laughed? I'm staying up late, it's already 6 am, and I laughed like crazy. Thank god my mom didn't hear me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't mind if the joke is taken from somewhere--I just don't want it to be directly copied and pasted from that site where he normally takes stuff from.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey look! Hell has wi-fi!!! Seriously, you're dead now. Get out of here deadman...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's what I was thinking xD How would he have added that if he's supposedly dead..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well, surprisingly enough, that's not exactly true. Southerns say Once upon a time just like everybody else. Rednecks would be saying..something else. There is actually a difference.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey Man, your posts are pretty cool. I don't care if you copy them or repeat them or not they are funny to me. Don't worry about what people say to or about you--- it's all good.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know whether to laugh, or to go all Mississippi girl on you and "Be cusssin y'all northernin's out" as someone once put it. I'll laugh. And I'm still proud to be a Mississippi girl. Just sayin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://community.travelchinaguide.com/forum2.asp?i=45968 Bottom of first post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He got his post of the day and you didn't, thats life deal with it and get the sand out of your vaginas.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

<i> italics </i>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Some of you people just fucking fail no ... It's an internet website, seriously, it's not a big deal, go outside.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

repost :p

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice recovery man! Keep it coming!!! <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that wasn't funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Almost highest rated

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was made back in June, why is everyone saying he couldn't have posted it if he was dead?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because there's a follow-up made just a couple days ago. And what? He's dead? What?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

read his profile.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

noooooo not the Canadian pimp again

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this has already been posted..... like 4 times...... kinda old by now....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Funny, but the followup kind of ruined it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

your count is 4321, if people had any sense, they would leave this alone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is so not true. Living in Virginia, this is just a bunch of shit. We do not start our fairy tales like that, we start them like "once upon a time" or "Once in a land, far, far away,". That's how the black people say it. No respectable southerner would actually say that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CHILL YO BISQUITS. it's a joke xD I live in Virginia too and Im not mad ;D besides theyre talking about states that have accents like that, like north Carolina where my grandpa and a lot of my other relatives are from(: I respect your opinion, but it was a joke and no harm was meant

by Anonymous 13 years ago