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+756There's one place you can touch a woman that'll make her go crazy: her heart, amirite?
Divorce her and she'll only give you half of what you own. :D Girls rule.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
definitely true =)
Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of sexist? "If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal." WTF? How about "If you give her lumber, she'll build you a house." Oh wait, apparently the OP thinks that's the man's job. Way to reinforce gender roles.
To be honest, I'd rather cook dinner than hand-build a freaking house.
Well howabout it's time for a little change, bud.
You need to shut your offensive mouth, you bastard.
The post is too good to vote down, and I'm sure they would've added in the house thing but there is only so much space to write a post...
Gender roles exist...get over it
I cant beloeve how many people commenting are sexist about this. We live in a world of equal opportunity. The sooner you all come to peace with that the better.
Opportunity isn't equal in this world...it just pretends to be...
LOVE this
I've seen this before... but I love it too much NOT to vote it up.
awsome:D
I voted this up but it does apply only to certain women, and it can apply to men too.
Even though I agree with this I think that a lot of guys on this site are sexist.
give her problems... she'll give you...
the comment above me shows how being gay IS a choice. call me homophobic.. but I AM right
No, being gay is not a choice. They were never straight in the first place.
And I just woke up one day and said, "I think I'll be gay today!" dumbass
Only a choice if your bi. You must be a half-homo in denial.
it is a choice, you can't be born gay, there is no 'gay' gene. it's a mental decision
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316316,00.html
do some research before you speak dumbass
daaaaayum. chill you don't have to call me a dumbass.
I apologize.
That was out of line.
Sorry about that.
no worries it's cool
Haikus are 5-7-5. Need a BETTER apology, biotch!
But sometimes you can't control that. When did you decide to be straight if you aren't gay? You dont just go up and like a certain gender truly like it because you tell your mind to....
I know what you mean but it's natural to be straight so you don't really have to think about it, but the mental, voluntary part is giving into being gay and going out/marrying the same sex
@kristaxx message: same here! maybe even slice off his balls to top it off
if that was not sarcasm sure
hahah it's ok, it isn't:)
You have serious problems.
How about if you give a woman groceries, she'll tell you to make your own gosh darned sandwich.
Or she'll just make you a sandwich anyways because she's a nice person.
YAAAAAY I made it to the homepage!
lol ily people:p
If I gave my woman sperm, she'd swallow it...
i <3 THIS SOOOO MUCH
The post was awesome, sexism is funny. Crucify me.
sounds like a plan =)
I'd be happy to.
I'm a bit of a feminist, but the whole meal thing doesn't bug me too much. You know the phrase "Pick your fights?" I would complain about the sexist pig @nickelxeye who thinks women were only placed here to populate the world then a phrase about making a sandwich from an otherwise totally benign post.
I smell a new post of the day!
I guess there is way more women then men on this site.
hey, im a guy and think this is funny.
*are
Im a woman and I think this is funny... and true. Thats bad, isn't it?
No thats not a bad thing. I think its funny too. People just have nothing better to do than to intentionally make other people angry. it's amusing actually :)
haha yepp.
amen.
After the part where it says she'll give you your heart after that it's suppose to say if you give her a house she'll give you a home :)
and I just realized that women should be womAn.. but whatever..the whole thing is still cool,amirite? :P
What about insult her and she'll make your life a living hell until you have a nervous breakdown....?
i take it you've lost a lot of arguments with women haven't you? figures.
*woman.
That's a legitimate argument. I'd be happy to argue with you any time...
Well, it works. That's all that matters.
Pfft yeah as if you'd give it..!
i love this post! amazingly try :)
LOL:)
if that's all God intended us to be for, he wouldn't have made us smarter.
Nice burn. as soon as I read your comment I yelled "BURN!" really loud. :)
Hell ya!! Way to burn! Well said. :)
so you're saying that a women can't do ANYTHING else but make babies right? so we couldn't have a job, which would help support your kids, and we couldn't take care of your kids while you work, so you would have to work less to care for them, so you would probably be very poor. Also, since women aren't working at all, and men are working less, our nations would be loads less developed. so why are you even saying that? your life is better with women in it.
You sexist pig!
How the heck is that sexist? Supporting women and not putting down men? Only drawing out a scenario where a women did nothing but have children.
Well i hope you enjoy being alone for the rest of ur life! XD
Douchebag.
wtf?
You're an asshole.
Ignore the asshole. He isn't worth giving our attention to He wants us to yell, and if we do, its just makes him feel like he wins, so lets just ignore him.
It's fun to yell. I can't resist yelling at ignorant assholes.
I know, I enjoy yelling at ignorant assholes too.
And might I add that technically women are on Earth to have children, not to be sexist, that once was our only job, but men are just here to help. Women do the real work.
wow thats not sexist or anything. you don't date much do you? either that or you just love STDs. good luck with that
wow. so you grew up in a sty? (meaning you are a pig in case you missed it (= )
so I'm guessing your mum also encouraged the idea that men overpower women?
unfortunately, sometimes she mistakes the triple chocolate ice cream you gave her as shit, and dumps all she has on your head.
I was browsing the top posts. I know this is late. I just had to say it.
Finally, someone who understands Venus...
So you're saying if I give her bread, she'll make me a sandwich.
This post is so true. That's why I decided to go gay.
How predictable. When women team up they're like piranhas, amirite?
Are you just trying to get people pissed off? Because that too, is offensive.
Everything is offensive to somebody. Opening your mouth to speak or typing anything is asking to offend someone. I'm merely stating an opinion that relates to the comments found above.
Nothing could be more true
When I give a woman my dick, it just gets small and soft real suddenly.
Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.
If my husband gave me a black eye i would kick him right in the crotch very hard than kick his ass out of my house
It's only "your house" if your name is the only one on the deed to the house. If I have my name on the deed (even if hers is on it too), I'm not getting kicked out of the house. If she doesn't want to be around me she can get the fuck out, crash at a friends place, check in to a hotel, whatever. If I get locked out, I can break in, and a cop won't arrest you for breaking in if you name is on the deed or lease, whatever.
But a cop will arrest you for harming your wife. Domestic violence is a crime, moron.
after kicking him in the crotch he will fall down i will grab his clothing and drag him out of the house and lock the door telling him to fuck off. If he doesnt like me he can find another women to beat
and since she enlarges shell give u 2 black eyes
Disgusting pig
Give her a black eye, she'll get a restraining order, or beat YOUR ass up so bad you won't be able to look her in the eye. Or, if she doesn't, she should.