+5,248 Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LOVE this

by Anonymous 15 years ago

give her problems... she'll give you...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

YAAAAAY I made it to the homepage! lol ily people:p

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I've seen this before... but I love it too much NOT to vote it up.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

awsome:D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

After the part where it says she'll give you your heart after that it's suppose to say if you give her a house she'll give you a home :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

and I just realized that women should be womAn.. but whatever..the whole thing is still cool,amirite? :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

This post is so true. That's why I decided to go gay.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

the comment above me shows how being gay IS a choice. call me homophobic.. but I AM right

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Only a choice if your bi. You must be a half-homo in denial.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

it is a choice, you can't be born gay, there is no 'gay' gene. it's a mental decision

by Anonymous 15 years ago

But sometimes you can't control that. When did you decide to be straight if you aren't gay? You dont just go up and like a certain gender *truly like it* because you tell your mind to....

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I know what you mean but it's natural to be straight so you don't really have to think about it, but the mental, voluntary part is giving into being gay and going out/marrying the same sex

by Anonymous 15 years ago

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316316,00.html do some research before you speak dumbass

by Anonymous 15 years ago

daaaaayum. chill you don't have to call me a dumbass.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I apologize. That was out of line. Sorry about that.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

no worries it's cool

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haikus are 5-7-5. Need a BETTER apology, biotch!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, being gay is not a choice. They were never straight in the first place.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

And I just woke up one day and said, "I think I'll be gay today!" dumbass

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

If my husband gave me a black eye i would kick him right in the crotch very hard than kick his ass out of my house

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It's only "your house" if your name is the only one on the deed to the house. If I have my name on the deed (even if hers is on it too), I'm not getting kicked out of the house. If she doesn't want to be around me she can get the fuck out, crash at a friends place, check in to a hotel, whatever. If I get locked out, I can break in, and a cop won't arrest you for breaking in if you name is on the deed or lease, whatever.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

But a cop will arrest you for harming your wife. Domestic violence is a crime, moron.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

after kicking him in the crotch he will fall down i will grab his clothing and drag him out of the house and lock the door telling him to fuck off. If he doesnt like me he can find another women to beat

by Anonymous 15 years ago

and since she enlarges shell give u 2 black eyes

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Disgusting pig

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Give her a black eye, she'll get a restraining order, or beat YOUR ass up so bad you won't be able to look her in the eye. Or, if she doesn't, she should.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@kristaxx message: same here! maybe even slice off his balls to top it off

by Anonymous 15 years ago

if that was not sarcasm sure

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahah it's ok, it isn't:)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You have serious problems.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I voted this up but it does apply only to certain women, and it can apply to men too.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

i love this post! amazingly try :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I smell a new post of the day!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LOL:)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

i <3 THIS SOOOO MUCH

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I guess there is way more women then men on this site.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hey, im a guy and think this is funny.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

*are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Divorce her and she'll only give you half of what you own. :D Girls rule.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of sexist? "If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal." WTF? How about "If you give her lumber, she'll build you a house." Oh wait, apparently the OP thinks that's the man's job. Way to reinforce gender roles.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

The post is too good to vote down, and I'm sure they would've added in the house thing but there is only so much space to write a post...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To be honest, I'd rather cook dinner than hand-build a freaking house.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gender roles exist...get over it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cant beloeve how many people commenting are sexist about this. We live in a world of equal opportunity. The sooner you all come to peace with that the better.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Opportunity isn't equal in this world...it just pretends to be...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

definitely true =)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

How predictable. When women team up they're like piranhas, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Are you just trying to get people pissed off? Because that too, is offensive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Everything is offensive to somebody. Opening your mouth to speak or typing anything is asking to offend someone. I'm merely stating an opinion that relates to the comments found above.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nothing could be more true

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The post was awesome, sexism is funny. Crucify me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sounds like a plan =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd be happy to.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Im a woman and I think this is funny... and true. Thats bad, isn't it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No thats not a bad thing. I think its funny too. People just have nothing better to do than to intentionally make other people angry. it's amusing actually :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha yepp.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even though I agree with this I think that a lot of guys on this site are sexist.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I give a woman my dick, it just gets small and soft real suddenly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How about if you give a woman groceries, she'll tell you to make your own gosh darned sandwich.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or she'll just make you a sandwich anyways because she's a nice person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a bit of a feminist, but the whole meal thing doesn't bug me too much. You know the phrase "Pick your fights?" I would complain about the sexist pig @nickelxeye who thinks women were only placed here to populate the world then a phrase about making a sandwich from an otherwise totally benign post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

amen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So you're saying if I give her bread, she'll make me a sandwich.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I gave my woman sperm, she'd swallow it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unfortunately, sometimes she mistakes the triple chocolate ice cream you gave her as shit, and dumps all she has on your head. I was browsing the top posts. I know this is late. I just had to say it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally, someone who understands Venus...

by Anonymous 10 years ago