The Incredibles: The S stands for sitting. I wanted it to stand for Baby Sitter but then I'd have a big BS on my chest.
Good Luck Charlie: (Kid to her Parents) Now go have fun tonight, but not too much fun, because we already have enough kids!
I totally caught the second one the first time I heard it
It took me ages to understand the Incredibles quote
The incredibles quote, I got the second time I watched it. The movie then got that much funnier.
Little mermaid: darling its better, down where its wetter, Take it from me.
In shrek when the mirror is telling lord farquat about each princess he says "although snow white lives with 7 men, she's definately not easy!"
Never noticed that til i just read that post !
Shrek isn't Disney.
toy story 2: Jesse helps the dog go outside by doing flips off the hot wheels ramp - opening the door... Buzzes wings pop out like an erection.
I'm fairly sure this isn't Disney, but it's funny anyhow. Wallace and Gromit Curse of the Wererabbit, when Wallace changed back into a human, he was naked. He picked up part of a crate and covered his middle, and the part he picked up said, "May contain nuts". xD
Lightning McQueen: Did you know Doc has two piston cups?
Mater: Doc did WHAT in his cup!
Zack and Cody on Deck: In an episode where Zack becomes a nerd, he is doing math with a college girl. He comes back and says to Cody, "She held my calculator! I've never had so much fun multiplying with someone!"
(yes, I'm cool enough to watch that show)
And when they are doing the play zack says "I'll just go back to squeezing my cum(long pause) quats
In Shrek don't they make some references to lord farquad having a small penis?
Yeahh a tonnn of references l0l
And also in shrek when lord farquad is looking at fiona's picture on the mirror he looks under the blanket at his.... Yea...
They should of made more sex jokes about gaston in beauty and the beast.