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If you were stranded on an island, the three most amusing things you would bring are: Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a gold medal tied to a stick. amirite?

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...or a bong.

Anonymous +16Reply
@...or a bong.

hahahahahahahahaha nice :D

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are +3Reply

I'd ride Michael Phelps.
HOLLA!

JennaGees avatar JennaGee Yeah You Are +15Reply

this would be an extremely interesting ride if he decides to swim butterfly haha

shipwrecked66s avatar shipwrecked66 Yeah You Are +13Reply

Gold Medal! Your offending all of those with silver medals!

MrNoWays avatar MrNoWay Yeah You Are +7Reply
@MrNoWay Gold Medal! Your offending all of those with silver medals!

silver medals.?! thats offensive to bronze metals.!

:)

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +5Reply
@twisted_memories Medals? That's offensive to losers!

losers.? thats offensive to winners.!

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Bulletproof losers.? thats offensive to winners.!

Winners? That's offensive to those who don't compete!

@twisted_memories Winners? That's offensive to those who don't compete!

compete?. thats offensive to people who do compete.!

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@Bulletproof animals.? thats offensive to bugs.!

Bugs? That's offensive to arachnid!

@twisted_memories Bugs? That's offensive to arachnid!

arachnid.? thats offensive to apes...?

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Bulletproof arachnid.? thats offensive to apes...?

Apes? That's offensive to Neanderthals!

@twisted_memories Apes? That's offensive to Neanderthals!

Neanderthals.? thats offensive to humans.!

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +1Reply
@twisted_memories Humans? That's offensive to cats!

Cats.? Thats offensive to squirrels.!

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Bulletproof Cats.? Thats offensive to squirrels.!

Squirrels? That's offensive to Veruca!

@twisted_memories Squirrels? That's offensive to Veruca!

Veruca.? Thats offensive to people who don't know what that means.! (me)

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@Bulletproof Veruca.? Thats offensive to people who don't know what that means.! (me)

You don't know what that means? That's offensive to Willy Wonka!

@Bulletproof Willie Wonka.? Thats offensive to Micheal Jackson.!

Micheal Jackson? That's offensive to little boys!

@twisted_memories Micheal Jackson? That's offensive to little boys!

Little boys.? That's offensive to little girls.!

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Bulletproof Little boys.? That's offensive to little girls.!

Little girls? That's offensive to big girls!

Bulletproofs avatar Bulletproof Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Bulletproof Big girls.? Thats offensive to big boys.!

Big boys? That's offensive to small men... ;)

No, you need to tie a bong on a stick, not a gold medal.

I was thinking of using the saddle on Micheal Phelps, putting the gold medal on a stick and ride him to safety...

Anonymous +3Reply

I had this exact thought yesterday!!!

Theshits avatar Theshit Yeah You Are +2Reply

Haha this made me laugh :)

I would bring bear grills, les stroud, and chuck norris

or a plane...

Anonymous +1Reply
@or a plane...

yeah...but that isn't funny...

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Anonymous 0Reply

-snicker snicker- i get it x]

Anonymous 0Reply
@-snicker snicker- i get it x]

(K. M. I.): good job :) haha some people don't.

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@594182

haha okay. Michael Phelps is a gold medalist olympic swimmer. You would attach the saddle to Michael, then get on the saddle, then throw the stick with the gold medal attached into the ocean. He would be so focused on the gold medal that he would go retrieve it like a dog. Lather, rinse, repeat.

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are +24Reply
@CrazyCheerio haha okay. Michael Phelps is a gold medalist olympic swimmer. You would attach the saddle to Michael, then get on...

I think you'd hold the stick so that the medal is dangling in front of him.That way he'd keep swimming toward it as motivation.

OHdarlings avatar OHdarling Yeah You Are +47Reply
@BreakfastFan That's what I thought the post meant until I read the other comments.

Same, and then I was like "that wouldn't really be amusing, it'd be very helpful and possibly save your life".

@OHdarling I think you'd hold the stick so that the medal is dangling in front of him.That way he'd keep swimming toward it as...

That's what I was originally thinking.
It'd be a good way to get back to shore, as well.

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@594752

(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): WTF

Anonymous +7Reply
@594752

(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): This must be the guy Phelps beat in the very last millisecond in Beijing

Anonymous 0Reply

you totally stole this from mlia but it's still awesome :)

Anonymous 0Reply
@you totally stole this from mlia but it's still awesome :)

hahahahaha NO! MLIA is dumb and I haven't read it in over a year. My friend sent this to me in a text and I thought he made it up. Wasn't until after I posted it that I realized it's been on the internet for awhile.

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are +1Reply

Hahahahaha

Anonymous 0Reply

amusing and useful

Anonymous 0Reply

How about dangling the medal in front of him and ride him off the island.

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@624976

(GayJimmybrrhrrhrr...): Wats sex

Anonymous +1Reply

this was on one of those funny pictures apps!!! FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA HOW FUNNY

how about a boat, amphibious car, plane, helicopter, paddle boat... All are more efficient than even Phelps

Anonymous 0Reply

POTD! :D

Anonymous -1Reply

That's funny, but I'd rather bring something else.

Anonymous -1Reply

Stolen from 4chan. Way to be original.

Anonymous -1Reply

Thats 4-5 things. It depends if you count the string used to tie the medal to the stick.

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@631298

because people think it's funny? duh?
when was this potd?? i didn't know it was a repeat or i wouldn't have posted it.
no need to cuss dude

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are +1Reply

ive heard this before

Anonymous -2Reply
@ive heard this before

it's still funny...

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are +6Reply
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@623565

We don't care, it doesn't make this post any less funny.

Anonymous +4Reply

This is a facebook group, and that's not very funny.

Anonymous -4Reply

Actually, I'd bring Michael Jackson, a little boy, and a bottle of wine.

Drunken sex on the beach with Michael and some underaged kid. :'D

I don't see how that would be very amusing...

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