I usually just avoid clicking stupid advertisements and falling for Facebook spam when somebody's account gets hacked. I told my mom to stop clicking every link that her friends send her and her computer problems decreased dramatically.
I still have to show her how to put pictures from her camera on her computer even though I've already showed her about a thousand times.
I'm barely keeping my computer alive. I have no clue how to fix it. I just screw around. One day it's going to fuck up in the most spectacular way the world has ever seen.
The explosion is going to be so large, that whoever takes the picture of the explosion is going to have to back up far enough. It'll happen to be far enough away that you'll be able to see mountains in the picture.
... I have no idea if that actually made sense or not.
My name is PC, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass photobooks. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played any games? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other OS's because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having only 1 mouse button.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run any software, and play any game. What programs can you run, other than itunes and photoshop? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin hot monitor (She just displayed Crysis at 60fps; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
You think that's cool? My Mac does my homework, walks my dog and cooks me dinner all while banging your mom so I don't have to get off my "fat, retarded, no life" ass.
Lesson: Never let anyone know that you can fix a computer; ESPECIALLY if they're your parents.
Seriously. It's like "Dude, you're a computer science major. Fix my computer while I watch TV"
And it's not that hard to fix a computer, most of the time when my computer messes up I just google it.
I usually just avoid clicking stupid advertisements and falling for Facebook spam when somebody's account gets hacked. I told my mom to stop clicking every link that her friends send her and her computer problems decreased dramatically.
I still have to show her how to put pictures from her camera on her computer even though I've already showed her about a thousand times.
Hey guys! This is a great time to start raging about whether Macs or PCs are better!
macs are for fags
As a fag that uses a Mac, I cannot argue against this.
How the hell is a cigarette supposed to use a Mac?
Oh you.
Fix a computer and all future problems will be your fault
*futer
Your words are like poetry.
Youre so clever and original!
Thanks!
..well said
Have you been watching me? Were you that IT guy at the store?
and that's when desperate times call for desperate measures http://ctrlv.in/67454
My friend was broken. He kept being all annoying for some reason. I fixed him in a similar way.
I'm barely keeping my computer alive. I have no clue how to fix it. I just screw around. One day it's going to fuck up in the most spectacular way the world has ever seen.
http://ctrlv.in/67456
I live absolutely nowhere near mountains.
The explosion is going to be so large, that whoever takes the picture of the explosion is going to have to back up far enough. It'll happen to be far enough away that you'll be able to see mountains in the picture.
... I have no idea if that actually made sense or not.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computers
http://ctrlv.in/67464
http://ctrlv.in/67467
Hey Macfags,
My name is PC, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass photobooks. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played any games? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other OS's because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having only 1 mouse button.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run any software, and play any game. What programs can you run, other than itunes and photoshop? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin hot monitor (She just displayed Crysis at 60fps; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my monitor
tl;dr, bc idc.
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You think that's cool? My Mac does my homework, walks my dog and cooks me dinner all while banging your mom so I don't have to get off my "fat, retarded, no life" ass.
If it was a joke, ha. If it was not, I disagree. (I use a pc)
Definitely a joke; it's 4chan copypasta
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/So_cash/variations
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-r...ter-hates-you/