There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?

Didn't you learn about the Great TP War of '14? All of the best and brightest TPers were drafted, from 8th Graders to College students. We almost lost because of the general Adolf Shitler, but luckily we used a W-Bomb to cause the biggest known wipe in history. We sustained many causalities such as stern warnings and Xbox's being taken away, but it was worth it.

If my calculations are correct, this shall one day be POTD.

That would be much more effective if you think about it :J

Or we could fork the yard of their capital building, lol.

...or put clear plastic wrap over all their toilet seats, so when they pee, well....

or while they're sleeping, fill the ends of their shoes with shaving cream

or switch their salt with sugar (or vice versa)

or swap out their shampoo with Nair

Or put food coloring in their shampoo

or put baby powder in their hair-dryers :)

Yup, pranks would be WAY more effective, lol

I just imagined a whole forest vanish.

No! Best idea. We use all the little dots from our three hole ponches. Those are IMPOSSIBLE to clean up.

I'm not going to lie, I'm somewhat looking FORWARD to a world wide prank war...

The army should start doing this,it pisses them off immensely(probably) and they won't even have to kill anyone :P

I can only imagine that if this toilet paper attack would work, EA games would make a video game out if it. Call of Duty: Misson X, the Toilet Paper Revenge.

It's not even noon and this is the probably the best thing I'll read all day. :D

We could shoot confetti or glitter at them.....

It doesn't hurt anyone, and it's a freakin' pain in the butt to clean up

Or one giant snowball fight xD

I like the way you think :)

To make it better, drop used toilet paper

lol it's funny how everyone assumes we are all in the same country

Somebody needs to get this idea to the president. ASAP

but then all the polititians would flip out because we are "wasting paper"

AHA! over 60 comments and we only had one "too serious" douchecanoe. I love it.

Or we could use that place's source of toilet paper, so they'd have no toilet paper to use!
Double whammy!

But what happens when they tape all of our books to the ceiling and we end up missing our first class and then we end up in the principal's office for playing hookey?

How about we replace our guns with paintballs and have an ultimate paintball war of the countries!

It would look like snow if the rolls were torn apart.

What if it doesn't rain?
Then we'd just be giving them a lifetimes supply of toilet paper for free....

This is brilliant :)

Now im going to be watching the news waiting for this to happen
XD

Ghandi would be proud :)

I emailed a link to this to Obama's website or whatever. I wish they would actually do this, it would be amazing!

This would almost be as cool as a Zombie Apocolipse! I wonder if we could incorperate the two...hmm strokes invisable gotee

Brilliant

I really, really, really like you. :D

if only you were the president

Better yet, RECYCLED toilet paper.

This is such an epic win of a post. And some of these comments are just as brilliant...I kind of want to friend almost all of you wonderful hilarious people...and I really hope that somewhere someone in the government is reading this post :)

We shouldn't do this to North Korea cuz they'd be to serious and be like WTFBBQ NUKE!!!!

What if i have to wipe my ass and there is no more toilet paper?T.T

A world wide prank war sounds amazing.

This is the best POTD I have ever read in my entire amirite life :D

Its a way you can pwn a country, just fuck up everyones day. But their day isnt THAT bad cus no one died

what about something other tan toilet paper, like a post above said cotton balls, or we could all buy pillow pets and rain them down! "Attack of the fuzzy animals" could be a movie.

This post rules.

This is amazing, seriously, alert the press, this is better then war:) hahaha not to mention way more creative:P

I hope somehow this does actually happen.

stealth bomber tp-ing? i love it.

That's so much more humiliating as well. I would LOVE to be American if they did that to someone lolol

ALERT THE PRESS!

Toiled paper from a plane's height would still hurt if it hit you on the head... how about cotton balls?

i seriously hopes this happens. instead of losing innocent lives, we use toilet paper! (: ahhmazingg. i love you. :3

This is brillliant <3 I love it!

Genius.

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

This is brilliant, you are my savior :'D

Haha typos.

Ohmygosh this is epic!

Ohmygosh this is epic!

i say fly over the capitol city and drop huge amounts of flower with green food coloring so that everything will be covered with green dough and it will be like ooblek

TREE KILLER.

There are than
Good idea.

And completely kill the trees... Hmm... GOOD IDEA,..

It should read "than" and not "then" in the first line.

That's a lot of cleaning to do if it happens to us. I'd rather be blown up.