+3,449 There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be much more effective if you think about it :J

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not really. The powerful people would make the other people clean it up. If they don't, they die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@591427(AndyBlacksmith): You don't get put to death for not doing your job -- where are you from?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Eh.): Not in America, but in other places yes, they can.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha, or just pour a bunch of maple syrup or chocolate syrup over the capital city, and then proceed to dump a ton of rainbow colored sprinkles all over after. That would be pretty funny.. and pretty!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude... why didn't I think of that? That might be even better than my idea...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If my calculations are correct, this shall one day be POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Magic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@557325 (Anonymous): 10 bucks says this is Anthony

by Anonymous 14 years ago

…genius.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just imagined a whole forest vanish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmao, I just glanced at your comment and saw "whore fest". I'm totally disappointed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ok there's some ammo for another post. Just gotta think of a way to use it...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is brilliant :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like the way you think :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The army should start doing this,it pisses them off immensely(probably) and they won't even have to kill anyone :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or one giant snowball fight xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But that won't work in the middle east and africa. D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

then a dirt fight maybe?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Now that's thinking outside the box haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Didn't you learn about the Great TP War of '14? All of the best and brightest TPers were drafted, from 8th Graders to College students. We almost lost because of the general Adolf Shitler, but luckily we used a W-Bomb to cause the biggest known wipe in history. We sustained many causalities such as stern warnings and Xbox's being taken away, but it was worth it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know why but that comment brings beautiful tears to my eyes :'D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You. You win at life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

y Win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol "biggest wipe in history" hahahahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahahaha this is my favorite comment I've ever seen, I think there should be a feature to favorite comments so I can

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Genius.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am a prophet, no Jesus, no I am GOD I totally made the comment love prediction

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It should read "than" and not "then" in the first line.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Be glad you're anonymous. Otherwise I'd get the army to test if this works on your house.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rule 14.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or we could fork the yard of their capital building, lol. ...or put clear plastic wrap over all their toilet seats, so when they pee, well.... or while they're sleeping, fill the ends of their shoes with shaving cream or switch their salt with sugar (or vice versa) or swap out their shampoo with Nair Or put food coloring in their shampoo or put baby powder in their hair-dryers :) Yup, pranks would be WAY more effective, lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i see a future in the army for you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wanna join the military?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not even noon and this is the probably the best thing I'll read all day. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It would look like snow if the rolls were torn apart.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not going to lie, I'm somewhat looking FORWARD to a world wide prank war...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hell yeah! but that would be scary too... think about it... i can so see this post as 'post of the day' one day... =]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm so ready for this *arms self with sillystring gun and dollar store armor*, and yeah, it would me scary xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your name made me lose.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BALLS! :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This would almost be as cool as a Zombie Apocolipse! I wonder if we could incorperate the two...hmm *strokes invisable gotee*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but then all the polititians would flip out because we are "wasting paper"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Better paper than oil.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

we are not talking about oil, we are talkng about paper. Stop changing he subject.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it really though? We could live without oil, but without trees where would we get oxygen?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Trees are a renewable resource, while oil is not.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We could shoot confetti or glitter at them..... It doesn't hurt anyone, and it's a freakin' pain in the butt to clean up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It could be like Freshman Day except with other countries instead of Freshman!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oooh, glitter... The herpes of craft supplies!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There are* than* Good idea.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Somebody needs to get this idea to the president. ASAP

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Brilliant

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No! Best idea. We use all the little dots from our three hole ponches. Those are IMPOSSIBLE to clean up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You win. lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha, very good idea =]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But what happens when they tape all of our books to the ceiling and we end up missing our first class and then we end up in the principal's office for playing hookey?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How about we replace our guns with paintballs and have an ultimate paintball war of the countries!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can only imagine that if this toilet paper attack would work, EA games would make a video game out if it. Call of Duty: Misson X, the Toilet Paper Revenge.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really, really, really like you. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

y This post rules.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is amazing, seriously, alert the press, this is better then war:) hahaha not to mention way more creative:P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ALERT THE PRESS!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is brilliant, you are my savior :'D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha typos.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol it's funny how everyone assumes we are all in the same country

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To make it better, drop used toilet paper

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope somehow this does actually happen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Now im going to be watching the news waiting for this to happen XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

AHA! over 60 comments and we only had one "too serious" douchecanoe. I love it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Points for douchecanoe. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD and 35... how the hell do you top douchecanoe?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if only you were the president

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unfortunately the government doesn't let scary looking teenagers into the White House.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is brillliant <3 I love it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Better yet, RECYCLED toilet paper.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stealth bomber tp-ing? i love it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Genius.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We shouldn't do this to North Korea cuz they'd be to serious and be like WTFBBQ NUKE!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is the best POTD I have ever read in my entire amirite life :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What if i have to wipe my ass and there is no more toilet paper?T.T

by Anonymous 14 years ago

. . . Steal it from the other country? It would help them a bit?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but then they would tp our country

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL Then we TP there asses back? xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

xD Only you Bruce, only you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

do you plan on a ww3 with toliet papaer warfare?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup! I'd do it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's so much more humiliating as well. I would LOVE to be American if they did that to someone lolol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What if it doesn't rain? Then we'd just be giving them a lifetimes supply of toilet paper for free....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You may have a point there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's a lot of cleaning to do if it happens to us. I'd rather be blown up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or we could use that place's source of toilet paper, so they'd have no toilet paper to use! Double whammy!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Before they had toilet paper, people used the newspaper they were reading, snow, ugly lace socks, pretty much anything they could get their hands on.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't burst my bubble. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is such an epic win of a post. And some of these comments are just as brilliant...I kind of want to friend almost all of you wonderful hilarious people...and I really hope that somewhere someone in the government is reading this post :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Toiled paper from a plane's height would still hurt if it hit you on the head... how about cotton balls?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ghandi would be proud :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A world wide prank war sounds amazing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its a way you can pwn a country, just fuck up everyones day. But their day isnt THAT bad cus no one died

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And completely kill the trees... Hmm... GOOD IDEA,..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So, the tanks, bombs, nukes and guns don't do anything to the environment?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They do, but so does cutting down all the trees, and the money it would cost to clear up. And there would still be fighting, thed fight for chucking bloodie loo roll everywhere!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they'll just prank back. =w=

by Anonymous 14 years ago

really? what world is this in?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the same world where pranking is replaced for war. Aka, the world in this post. -_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i say fly over the capitol city and drop huge amounts of flower with green food coloring so that everything will be covered with green dough and it will be like ooblek

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what about something other tan toilet paper, like a post above said cotton balls, or we could all buy pillow pets and rain them down! "Attack of the fuzzy animals" could be a movie.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TREE KILLER.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

tree hugger

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i seriously hopes this happens. instead of losing innocent lives, we use toilet paper! (: ahhmazingg. i love you. :3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I emailed a link to this to Obama's website or whatever. I wish they would actually do this, it would be amazing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohmygosh this is epic!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohmygosh this is epic!

by Anonymous 14 years ago