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Didn't you learn about the Great TP War of '14? All of the best and brightest TPers were drafted, from 8th Graders to College students. We almost lost because of the general Adolf Shitler, but luckily we used a W-Bomb to cause the biggest known wipe in history. We sustained many causalities such as stern warnings and Xbox's being taken away, but it was worth it.
I don't know why but that comment brings beautiful tears to my eyes :'D
hahahahaha this is my favorite comment I've ever seen, I think there should be a feature to favorite comments so I can
You. You win at life.
lol "biggest wipe in history" hahahahaha
Genius.
I am a prophet, no Jesus, no I am GOD I totally made the comment love prediction
If my calculations are correct, this shall one day be POTD.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Magic.
Aha, but I never said I was.
@557325 (Anonymous): 10 bucks says this is Anthony
…genius.
That would be much more effective if you think about it :J
Hahaha, or just pour a bunch of maple syrup or chocolate syrup over the capital city, and then proceed to dump a ton of rainbow colored sprinkles all over after. That would be pretty funny.. and pretty!
Dude... why didn't I think of that? That might be even better than my idea...
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Win.
Thank you :D
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Not really. The powerful people would make the other people clean it up. If they don't, they die.
@591427(AndyBlacksmith): You don't get put to death for not doing your job -- where are you from?
(Eh.): Not in America, but in other places yes, they can.
Or we could fork the yard of their capital building, lol.
...or put clear plastic wrap over all their toilet seats, so when they pee, well....
or while they're sleeping, fill the ends of their shoes with shaving cream
or switch their salt with sugar (or vice versa)
or swap out their shampoo with Nair
Or put food coloring in their shampoo
or put baby powder in their hair-dryers :)
Yup, pranks would be WAY more effective, lol
i see a future in the army for you
Wanna join the military?
I just imagined a whole forest vanish.
Lmao, I just glanced at your comment and saw "whore fest". I'm totally disappointed.
Ok there's some ammo for another post. Just gotta think of a way to use it...
No! Best idea. We use all the little dots from our three hole ponches. Those are IMPOSSIBLE to clean up.
You win. lol
haha, very good idea =]
I'm not going to lie, I'm somewhat looking FORWARD to a world wide prank war...
Hell yeah! but that would be scary too... think about it...
i can so see this post as 'post of the day' one day... =]
I'm so ready for this arms self with sillystring gun and dollar store armor, and yeah, it would me scary xD
Your name made me lose.
BALLS! :(
Lol. a plethora of tanks, jeeps and a whole bunch of other war machines would pollute more than just planes armed with toilet paper XDDDD
Super green toilet paper? The kind that's biodegradable, but not to the point that it looses its effectiveness as a sticky mess!
The army should start doing this,it pisses them off immensely(probably) and they won't even have to kill anyone :P
I can only imagine that if this toilet paper attack would work, EA games would make a video game out if it. Call of Duty: Misson X, the Toilet Paper Revenge.
It's not even noon and this is the probably the best thing I'll read all day. :D
We could shoot confetti or glitter at them.....
It doesn't hurt anyone, and it's a freakin' pain in the butt to clean up
It could be like Freshman Day except with other countries instead of Freshman!
Oooh, glitter... The herpes of craft supplies!
Or one giant snowball fight xD
But that won't work in the middle east and africa. D:
then a dirt fight maybe?
Now that's thinking outside the box haha
I like the way you think :)
To make it better, drop used toilet paper
lol it's funny how everyone assumes we are all in the same country
Somebody needs to get this idea to the president. ASAP
but then all the polititians would flip out because we are "wasting paper"
Better paper than oil.
Is it really though? We could live without oil, but without trees where would we get oxygen?
Trees are a renewable resource, while oil is not.
we are not talking about oil, we are talkng about paper. Stop changing he subject.
AHA! over 60 comments and we only had one "too serious" douchecanoe. I love it.
Points for douchecanoe. :P
POTD and 35... how the hell do you top douchecanoe?
Or we could use that place's source of toilet paper, so they'd have no toilet paper to use!
Double whammy!
Before they had toilet paper, people used the newspaper they were reading, snow, ugly lace socks, pretty much anything they could get their hands on.
Don't burst my bubble. :)
But what happens when they tape all of our books to the ceiling and we end up missing our first class and then we end up in the principal's office for playing hookey?
How about we replace our guns with paintballs and have an ultimate paintball war of the countries!
Yes!
It would look like snow if the rolls were torn apart.
What if it doesn't rain?
Then we'd just be giving them a lifetimes supply of toilet paper for free....
You may have a point there.
This is brilliant :)
Now im going to be watching the news waiting for this to happen
XD
Ghandi would be proud :)
I emailed a link to this to Obama's website or whatever. I wish they would actually do this, it would be amazing!
This would almost be as cool as a Zombie Apocolipse! I wonder if we could incorperate the two...hmm strokes invisable gotee
Brilliant
I really, really, really like you. :D
if only you were the president
Unfortunately the government doesn't let scary looking teenagers into the White House.
Ok well then they draw the line somewhere before I get to say "Hey, you in the camouflage! Get me a B52 jet and 2,000 rolls of 2-ply. And call the Air Force!
Better yet, RECYCLED toilet paper.
This is such an epic win of a post. And some of these comments are just as brilliant...I kind of want to friend almost all of you wonderful hilarious people...and I really hope that somewhere someone in the government is reading this post :)
We shouldn't do this to North Korea cuz they'd be to serious and be like WTFBBQ NUKE!!!!
What if i have to wipe my ass and there is no more toilet paper?T.T
. . . Steal it from the other country? It would help them a bit?
but then they would tp our country
LOL Then we TP there asses back? xD
xD Only you Bruce, only you.
do you plan on a ww3 with toliet papaer warfare?
Yup! I'd do it.
A world wide prank war sounds amazing.
This is the best POTD I have ever read in my entire amirite life :D
Its a way you can pwn a country, just fuck up everyones day. But their day isnt THAT bad cus no one died
what about something other tan toilet paper, like a post above said cotton balls, or we could all buy pillow pets and rain them down! "Attack of the fuzzy animals" could be a movie.
This is amazing, seriously, alert the press, this is better then war:) hahaha not to mention way more creative:P
I hope somehow this does actually happen.
stealth bomber tp-ing? i love it.
That's so much more humiliating as well. I would LOVE to be American if they did that to someone lolol
ALERT THE PRESS!
Toiled paper from a plane's height would still hurt if it hit you on the head... how about cotton balls?
Well, if you throw a penny over the side of the Empire State Buliding, it would kill someone if it hit them. So getting hit with tht from a plane would cause a little damage, wouldn't it?
Myth Busters proved that wrong, fyi.
i seriously hopes this happens. instead of losing innocent lives, we use toilet paper! (: ahhmazingg. i love you. :3
This is brillliant <3 I love it!
Genius.
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.
This is brilliant, you are my savior :'D
Haha typos.
Ohmygosh this is epic!
u stink, please go home. And plus, the OP is just trying to make something humorous out of something so serious as war. lighten up, cause its hilarious. and wouldn't you rather have toilet paper dropped on you rather than bombs? think about it, smartass.
The second world war had nothing to do with freedom for us. We were dragged into it when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor when we originally weren't going to even getting into the war.
We got our freedom from England ALONG time before that.
Go read a history book.
Besides, this is the best idea/post I have ever read.
i think what he meant was, "and secondly" not "second" as in WWII....but good point though. =]
That would make sense. Haha, thank you pointing that out to me. ^ And thank you again for the compliment.
Okay, So did I say anything about world war II. No! what were you reading? So you can go ahead and kiss my ass.
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no problem, my friend. :)
you need to go die in a small box in the middle of nowhere
Ohmygosh this is epic!
i say fly over the capitol city and drop huge amounts of flower with green food coloring so that everything will be covered with green dough and it will be like ooblek
TREE KILLER.
tree hugger
There are than
Good idea.
And completely kill the trees... Hmm... GOOD IDEA,..
So, the tanks, bombs, nukes and guns don't do anything to the environment?
They do, but so does cutting down all the trees, and the money it would cost to clear up. And there would still be fighting, thed fight for chucking bloodie loo roll everywhere!
they'll just prank back. =w=
really? what world is this in?
the same world where pranking is replaced for war.
Aka, the world in this post. -_-
It should read "than" and not "then" in the first line.
Be glad you're anonymous. Otherwise I'd get the army to test if this works on your house.
Rule 14.
That's a lot of cleaning to do if it happens to us. I'd rather be blown up.