+4,339 Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"in other news, 2 copilots and a flight attendant are in good condition after getting stabbed in an attempted hijacking"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Though that would be terrible if that happened, I would probably give them a high five if they could do that with just tweezers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

youd give them a high five for hijacking a plane?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

With a pair of tweezers, they definitively deserve a high-five!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...for hijacking a plane?? hypothetically, yes, thats pretty incredible. if it were to really happen, i doubt high fives would be given.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah... your probably right, but in my head imagining him going down the aisle getting a high five from everyone. It's too funny to let go of.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the thought of someone actually tying to hijack a plane with a pair of tweezers in hand makes me laugh though :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd panic and try to save everyone, but come on, we have to give them credit xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

id give the haker a hi5. not only cause that would be frigging genious, but cause i think it would be better to be nice to the person who can decide wether you die or not.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I was to die by people hijacking a plane I would be proud to have it be done by those people (I'm not saying hijacking is good...At all xD)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's true haha but maybe someone would be doing their eyebrows then hit some turbulence and stab their eye and go half blind and try to sue the airlines

by Anonymous 14 years ago

EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN, OR BY GOD, I WILL FUCKING PLUCK THIS WOMAN'S NOSEHAIR!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That just made my day!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That would be my hero!@561365 (Murkrow):

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I want to favorite this post, that should be possible!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

EVERYONE LOOK OUT! THAT GUY'S GOT A PAIR OF TWEEZERS!!!!! (random woman) OMFG!!!!! NOT TWEEZERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahaha Awesome

by Anonymous 14 years ago

too far, bro.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a girl

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i hearby announce that theres a new award for comment of my life, and this just won it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not if I take you down with my toenail clippers!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I could favorite this specific comment, I would. PS: Said lady would probably be like: Oh my God, tweeze them little fuckers TWEEZE THEM!!! Just sayin'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I actually LOL'd. Congrats, I don't do that very often.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha . best comment. ever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But the tweezers are really banned for safety issues, not hijacking issues. I could probably stab someone's eye out with tweezers. But I see what you mean. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

gahhh this post was made by JUSTINDREWBIEBER!!!! shouldnt you be posting about your prepubescent issues?? lol jk that post was funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah i noticed that... what the hell is he doing on a cool site like this??!!! MINDBLOWN

by Anonymous 14 years ago

posted on 9-11 really? any other would be funny but thats cuttin it close on today

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dad died in 9/11. I honestly didn't even think of 9/11 until you said that. Way to ruin the post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Totally agreeing with Kurrainette ^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sorry about your dad

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i honestly believe you were looking for something wrong with the post. i mean, i bet nobody else paid that much attention to the date.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

me too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know... A tweezer to the jugular could be pretty bad. Unless Sully Sullenberger was piloting the plane. He would break every bone in the hijacker's body with one hand and continue piloting with the other.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But if Chuck Norris was piloting the plane he would keep piloting with both hands and beat up the hijacker with his 12 foot penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

chuck norris has no need to be on a plane, he can fly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He got lessons from Peter Pan.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No Peter pan got lessons from him!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No Peter pan got lessons from him!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No Peter pan got lessons from him!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Em-Claire): No need to send that three times. And I was joking. Chuck Norris is all the better because he doesn't lack morals, and we share the same political and religious beliefs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No he wouldn't he would just stay there hoping not to get murdered.Retard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't die.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why not?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

EVERBODY DOWN NOW, IM NOT AFRAID TO HELP EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WITH YOUR HYGEINE!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't make me pluck your eyebrows. You should be very afraid because it stings like a motherfucker!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Im sick of these motherfucking tweezers on this motherfucking plane" -Samuel L. Jackson, "Tweezers On A Plane"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha you actually made me laugh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post was better before it was edited, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What was edited?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

fricking originally said fucking.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why was it edited?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Absolutely no idea :[

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe to keep the homepage clean-ish? :S

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe you could threaten a flight attendant into actually giving you peanuts rather than the good-for-nothing pretzels.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well, eating whole peanuts no matter how small makes me vomit and one of my favorite snacks is pretzels so i guess i wouldnt b using my tweezers

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate that all the recent "post of the day" are posts I've read like a week ago.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

POTD are planned when they are going to be on there.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

was this actually posted by justin bieber?! thats depressing...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes. Justin Beiber actually went on amitite and posted this. /facepalm

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Amitite? Sounds sexual :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...fuck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolol your name IS *horny*_the_unicorn.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know it ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've always called unicorns horny ponies. Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, your intelligence is what's depressing...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why would you also bring a tweezer on an airplane?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

so that when you get to your destination, you can pluck your eyebrows or other hairs. *facepalm*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're not allowed to use iTunes for terrorists attacks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how would one do that exactly?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice post, Justin Bieber!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Laughed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd be proud to die in such an awesome way.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Liam has a pretty thick penis

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I remember when no one thought of the possibility of hijacking a plane with box-cutters either... How creative, I wonder if they were high-fived as well.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ed Byrne?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Awe, I love that I read this on the Just In page :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love the post, hate the name of the creator.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whats the deal with Chuck Norris he isn't even that amazing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i hope chick norris kills you. if you arent already dead.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Chuck Chuck Norris won't kill her. If he ever wanted her dead, she already would be.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

he loves me too much but truth is.. he is ugly!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a) if you hate him, he hates you too and will kill you b) hes 80 and hes still pretty hot c) UR MOM IS UGLY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow thats you reply? Your mom is ugly? Wow so aggressive! I think Ill go kill myself with tweezers... Oh wait I'm not allowed on a plane...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, maybe they could go into the bathroom and cut some wires from the ceil- Oh, fuck it. Good post :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know, I went on an airplane, and they wouldn't let me take an Allan key onboard. Yeah. I'm going to take over the whole plane with my Allan key. Be scared.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What? They changed the f-bomb to 'fricking?' It's not nearly as effective now. I'm disappointed...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I agree.This post is better with the word "fucki*g" instead

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Man, I know you just jacked my plane... but will you sign my hat?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ed byrne said this joke!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Next thing you know paper clips are gone too! " I will wait...unfold...this paper clip...there, and mercilessly poke your eyes out with it if you don't comply!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago