Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fricking plane, amirite?
id give the haker a hi5. not only cause that would be frigging genious, but cause i think it would be better to be nice to the person who can decide wether you die or not.
That's true haha but maybe someone would be doing their eyebrows then hit some turbulence and stab their eye and go half blind and try to sue the airlines
I don't know... A tweezer to the jugular could be pretty bad. Unless Sully Sullenberger was piloting the plane. He would break every bone in the hijacker's body with one hand and continue piloting with the other.
(Em-Claire): No need to send that three times. And I was joking.
Chuck Norris is all the better because he doesn't lack morals, and we share the same political and religious beliefs.
But the tweezers are really banned for safety issues, not hijacking issues. I could probably stab someone's eye out with tweezers. But I see what you mean. :D
Next thing you know paper clips are gone too! " I will wait...unfold...this paper clip...there, and mercilessly poke your eyes out with it if you don't comply!"
I remember when no one thought of the possibility of hijacking a plane with box-cutters either... How creative, I wonder if they were high-fived as well.
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN, OR BY GOD, I WILL FUCKING PLUCK THIS WOMAN'S NOSEHAIR!
That just made my day!
Not if I take you down with my toenail clippers!
I want to favorite this post, that should be possible!
i hearby announce that theres a new award for comment of my life, and this just won it.
If I could favorite this specific comment, I would.
PS: Said lady would probably be like: Oh my God, tweeze them little fuckers TWEEZE THEM!!!
Just sayin'
I actually LOL'd. Congrats, I don't do that very often.
haha . best comment. ever.
That would be my hero!@561365 (Murkrow):
EVERYONE LOOK OUT! THAT GUY'S GOT A PAIR OF TWEEZERS!!!!!
(random woman) OMFG!!!!! NOT TWEEZERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
too far, bro.
I'm a girl
Hahahaha Awesome
"in other news, 2 copilots and a flight attendant are in good condition after getting stabbed in an attempted hijacking"
Though that would be terrible if that happened, I would probably give them a high five if they could do that with just tweezers.
If I was to die by people hijacking a plane I would be proud to have it be done by those people (I'm not saying hijacking is good...At all xD)
youd give them a high five for hijacking a plane?
With a pair of tweezers, they definitively deserve a high-five!
...for hijacking a plane??
hypothetically, yes, thats pretty incredible. if it were to really happen, i doubt high fives would be given.
yeah... your probably right, but in my head imagining him going down the aisle getting a high five from everyone. It's too funny to let go of.
the thought of someone actually tying to hijack a plane with a pair of tweezers in hand makes me laugh though :D
I'd panic and try to save everyone, but come on, we have to give them credit xD
id give the haker a hi5. not only cause that would be frigging genious, but cause i think it would be better to be nice to the person who can decide wether you die or not.
"Im sick of these motherfucking tweezers on this motherfucking plane"
-Samuel L. Jackson, "Tweezers On A Plane"
Haha you actually made me laugh
That's true haha but maybe someone would be doing their eyebrows then hit some turbulence and stab their eye and go half blind and try to sue the airlines
EVERBODY DOWN NOW, IM NOT AFRAID TO HELP EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WITH YOUR HYGEINE!!!!!
Don't make me pluck your eyebrows. You should be very afraid because it stings like a motherfucker!
lol
I don't know... A tweezer to the jugular could be pretty bad. Unless Sully Sullenberger was piloting the plane. He would break every bone in the hijacker's body with one hand and continue piloting with the other.
But if Chuck Norris was piloting the plane he would keep piloting with both hands and beat up the hijacker with his 12 foot penis.
chuck norris has no need to be on a plane, he can fly
He got lessons from Peter Pan.
No Peter pan got lessons from him!
No Peter pan got lessons from him!
No Peter pan got lessons from him!
(Em-Claire): No need to send that three times. And I was joking.
Chuck Norris is all the better because he doesn't lack morals, and we share the same political and religious beliefs.
No he wouldn't he would just stay there hoping not to get murdered.Retard.
Chuck Norris doesn't die.
Why not?
This post was better before it was edited, amirite?
What was edited?
fricking originally said fucking.
Why was it edited?
Absolutely no idea :[
Maybe to keep the homepage clean-ish? :S
But the tweezers are really banned for safety issues, not hijacking issues. I could probably stab someone's eye out with tweezers. But I see what you mean. :D
gahhh this post was made by JUSTINDREWBIEBER!!!! shouldnt you be posting about your prepubescent issues?? lol jk that post was funny
yeah i noticed that... what the hell is he doing on a cool site like this??!!!
MINDBLOWN
Maybe you could threaten a flight attendant into actually giving you peanuts rather than the good-for-nothing pretzels.
well, eating whole peanuts no matter how small makes me vomit and one of my favorite snacks is pretzels so i guess i wouldnt b using my tweezers
"Man, I know you just jacked my plane... but will you sign my hat?"
I'd be proud to die in such an awesome way.
Well, maybe they could go into the bathroom and cut some wires from the ceil-
Oh, fuck it. Good post :D
Liam has a pretty thick penis
Next thing you know paper clips are gone too! " I will wait...unfold...this paper clip...there, and mercilessly poke your eyes out with it if you don't comply!"
Awe, I love that I read this on the Just In page :)
Love the post, hate the name of the creator.
Nice post, Justin Bieber!
Laughed.
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats the deal with Chuck Norris he isn't even that amazing!
i hope chick norris kills you. if you arent already dead.
*Chuck
Chuck Norris won't kill her. If he ever wanted her dead, she already would be.
he loves me too much but truth is.. he is ugly!!
a) if you hate him, he hates you too and will kill you b) hes 80 and hes still pretty hot c) UR MOM IS UGLY
wow thats you reply? Your mom is ugly? Wow so aggressive! I think Ill go kill myself with tweezers... Oh wait I'm not allowed on a plane...
You know, I went on an airplane, and they wouldn't let me take an Allan key onboard. Yeah. I'm going to take over the whole plane with my Allan key.
Be scared.
ed byrne said this joke!!!
me too
I hate that all the recent "post of the day" are posts I've read like a week ago.
POTD are planned when they are going to be on there.....
You're not allowed to use iTunes for terrorists attacks.
how would one do that exactly?
Ed Byrne?
Don't worry. He's a troll
What? They changed the f-bomb to 'fricking?' It's not nearly as effective now. I'm disappointed...
I agree.This post is better with the word "fucki*g" instead
why would you also bring a tweezer on an airplane?
so that when you get to your destination, you can pluck your eyebrows or other hairs.
facepalm
I remember when no one thought of the possibility of hijacking a plane with box-cutters either... How creative, I wonder if they were high-fived as well.
was this actually posted by justin bieber?! thats depressing...
Yes. Justin Beiber actually went on amitite and posted this.
/facepalm
Amitite? Sounds sexual :P
...fuck.
lolol your name IS horny_the_unicorn.
You know it ;D
I've always called unicorns horny ponies. Just sayin'.
No, your intelligence is what's depressing...
posted on 9-11 really? any other would be funny but thats cuttin it close on today
My dad died in 9/11.
I honestly didn't even think of 9/11 until you said that.
Way to ruin the post.
sorry about your dad
Totally agreeing with Kurrainette ^
i honestly believe you were looking for something wrong with the post. i mean, i bet nobody else paid that much attention to the date.