+3,064 Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis in her bleedy spot

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1067446 (Dwight): i hope you know im only replying to your comment so i can get at the top of the comments page XD HI MOM!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1069054 (please_dont_do_it): i told you to shut up

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dad died that way.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Let's take a minute to honor our fallen Sexers...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha. I YYA'd because of the "just trust me."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fail.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fail.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Win!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"why you huggin me man?" "he told me to." "get away!" "no you like it."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hugs release endorphins :]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

o.o? what's that? a form of jizz?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Emotion jizz :') The jizz of happiness!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seaworld releases endolphins

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can imagine Alan from The Hangover doing this :3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This sounds like something Demetri Martin would say.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

at first i thought it was a Demetri Martin quote haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I guess this POTD is alright.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thank god you think so

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The first surprise hug would've been a lot worse, you couldn't even have said "Trust me".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm probably killing the joke, but the first hug was probably pretty natural. Just holding someone to show your affection. But it was funny :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the first kiss would have been weirder..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wonder if they were like "hmm what other body parts should we put together?" and then put their ears together.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...and that's how the first pregnancy came to be.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and how the first came came to be

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there was an archie comic where they explored the first kiss. It started with the first hand-shaking and the first arm-linking.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It probably started off with someone strangling another person. This was witnessed by someone from a far and who thought it was something affectionate so went to tell his little caveman buddies all about it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made my life. Thanks :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made your life average

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's probably what the first rapist said too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahh, I remember reading this when it first came out... Such a wee little post, grew up to accomplish so much!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They grow up so fast. :')

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy crap! It's been hours, and still nobody has said "not very many comments for a POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As a side note, has anybody else noticed that this post doesn't have many comments for a POTD?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought this was good until I log onto Facebook and see, http://apps.facebook.com/heyilikea/397833

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have imagination, so I didn't copy. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hugs are how wrestling was invented. Because back then, guys didn't hug very often.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Solution to all of your creepy hugging problems: the Christian side hug. GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Reminds me of Demetri Martin when he talks about drunk backseat drivers, "Dude those are trees" "Trust me"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Just trust me" is the new "and sexy".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just trust me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know I've heard this. I just can't pinpoint front where but I'll figure it out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WeeklyChris on vine

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you got this out from facebook

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah you cheater this was from facebook "hey i like" you turd the person who actually created this should be on the homepage not you >:O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My god are you a pointless troll, why don't you crawl back under your bridge

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You stole this from WeeklyChris 's vine. How dare u

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You stole this from WeeklyChris's vine. Pretty stupid

by Anonymous 11 years ago