Hahaha. I YYA'd because of the "just trust me."
I hate you.
"why you huggin me man?" "he told me to." "get away!" "no you like it."
wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis in her bleedy spot
@1067446 (Dwight): i hope you know im only replying to your comment so i can get at the top of the comments page XD
@1069054 (please_dont_do_it): i told you to shut up
My dad died that way.
Let's take a minute to honor our fallen Sexers...
Ahh, I remember reading this when it first came out...
Such a wee little post, grew up to accomplish so much!
They grow up so fast. :')
Hugs release endorphins :]
Seaworld releases endolphins
o.o? what's that? a form of jizz?
Emotion jizz :')
The jizz of happiness!
That's probably what the first rapist said too.
It probably started off with someone strangling another person. This was witnessed by someone from a far and who thought it was something affectionate so went to tell his little caveman buddies all about it.
I can imagine Alan from The Hangover doing this :3
I'm probably killing the joke, but the first hug was probably pretty natural. Just holding someone to show your affection.
But it was funny :D
This sounds like something Demetri Martin would say.
at first i thought it was a Demetri Martin quote haha
the first kiss would have been weirder..
I wonder if they were like "hmm what other body parts should we put together?" and then put their ears together.
...and that's how the first pregnancy came to be.
and how the first came came to be
there was an archie comic where they explored the first kiss. It started with the first hand-shaking and the first arm-linking.
The first surprise hug would've been a lot worse, you couldn't even have said "Trust me".
Solution to all of your creepy hugging problems: the Christian side hug.
GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG
Hugs are how wrestling was invented. Because back then, guys didn't hug very often.
"Just trust me" is the new "and sexy".
Just trust me.
Holy crap! It's been hours, and still nobody has said "not very many comments for a POTD
As a side note, has anybody else noticed that this post doesn't have many comments for a POTD?
Reminds me of Demetri Martin when he talks about drunk backseat drivers, "Dude those are trees" "Trust me"
I thought this was good until I log onto Facebook and see, http://apps.facebook.com/heyilikea/397833
Dude, this post was made on February 2nd. That Facebook post could of been made after this post. It has like 2,000+ likes... that's not a lot for a Facebook post. Lmao.
No they are licking male anal orifice
I have imagination, so I didn't copy. :)
Maybe someone saw this post on amirite and made a facebook page off of it. People here are on facebook too.
Of course I'm stupid enough to copy off of Facebook word for word. I mean it's not like anyone ever uses Facebook anyways, so of course no one would notice.
AAAH! YOU SAID IT! All is right with the world.
I know I've heard this. I just can't pinpoint front where but I'll figure it out.
WeeklyChris on vine
You stole this from WeeklyChris 's vine. How dare u
You stole this from WeeklyChris's vine. Pretty stupid
you got this out from facebook
yeah you cheater this was from facebook "hey i like" you turd the person who actually created this should be on the homepage not you >:O
My god are you a pointless troll, why don't you crawl back under your bridge
This made my life. Thanks :)
This made your life average
I guess this POTD is alright.
thank god you think so
Dude, this is a girls' website mostly. So the only time we talk about blood is in their periods. Nothing else.
i guess they are selfish ass bastards i mean stop complaining about your problems and think every second some could die
Am I the only one who didn't understand your sentence...?
no some little kids didn't understand it either btu hey they are 5 they don't exactly have a basic education so they wouldn't know a lot of stuff
So,what happened to that basic education you were talking about?
it is called a typo
Okay then,what about your lack of capitalization and punctuation.Even five year olds know how to use periods,and when to use capitals.
Uhm, not to be an ass, but there should be spaces between your punctuation...
Based on the positive score of mine and everybody else's comments, and your negative score...
I think I know who's right here.
it is called i am lazy get over it or have fun obsessing over that by yourself
There's also this thing called punctuation.
You should try it.
you are not writing a book calm down with the unneccisary periods
Lol. Firstly, *unnecessary. Nextly, unnecessary periods...the conversation has come full circle. :D
I don't want to be a hypocrite here, but you all have shit grammar.