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+13You don't fold your toilet paper nicely before using it, you just wad it up and use it, amirite?
"Now put the triangle block through the triangle hole." "Fuck that, watch me do a nonagon."
it would be great to freak the teachers out! =)
Then skip to high school as a six-year-old and freak out the teachers there!
If I went back, I would like to have my innocence back too, thanks.
I agree with you. I think it would kinda suck to go back into a child's body with an adult mind, we all remember childhood being so fun because we were all so imaginative and innocent to the ways of the world.
first 10 seconds, imagine how awkward/dangerous "nap time" would be.
I'd do it to hit on the little kids. My pick-up lines and knowledge would make them easy prey.
PEDO-BEAR ALERT!
i just want to go back and destroy all the kids in checkers
Whenever someone said, "I know you are but what am I?" I'd reply, "Someone who doesn't understand pronouns." And I'd feel awesome but all the kindergarteners would just stare at me blankly. Yeah.
This is completely original and has nowhere been posted or spoken anywhere besides this very situation.
I would sure hope so, as I thought of it myself. It's very possible that this has been thought of before me, though.
I think of it everyday. I'm glad someone said it.
I think about this all the time. That would be so sweet!
Same here. Every. Single. Day.
I was just thinking about this in the shower today! :D
This would be a great book/movie!
Say no more, I'm on it.
Yay!
i think about this all the time... i just wish i could go back to fifth grade and do the timed multiplication test... omg... i would so beast!!! xD
I remember in first grade, I'd go up to my teacher and be like "Hey, I can do decimals! 0.1+0.1 is 0.2! it's just like addition!" and she was like "what's 1.6+2.7?" and I was like "uhhh yeahhh idk" haha
Because being smarter than a 5 year old is my greatest achievement.
are you smaaarter than fiiifth gradeerrr??
I've always thought about this lol
"dam, first grade was so easy, if only I could go back and get straight As everything.."
Post of the Day Potential right here!
I'd love to go back to kindergarten or first grade so I would be good at math again.
SAME! That's what I'd be most excited to scare everyone with. The fact that I can do pre calculus as a kindergartener :) HA!
That'd be hilarious!
Haha I think of this everytime I see a little kid! I wrote a story about it once.
I always day dream about this
reminds me of a book I read by jacquelyn wilson.
lol freshie
would one year really make that much of a difference to you?
I can only imagine you dominating as a tutor.
"What's 4*4, Jimmy?"
"...8?"
"WRONG. IT'S 16. SUCK THAT, DUMBASS.
...Isn't learning fun?"
Same. I've always thought this! So creepy!