+451 My daughter just asked me if I'd ever heard of World Of Warcraft. I'm so happy. Every father wants their daughter to remain a virgin forever, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your life is "average"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

................................... have you ever even been to mlia?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not in amirite context, but Ant. fav'd it so your good

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could just buy her a chastity belt with a picture of Richard Simmons on it that has a 72 digit password that randomizes 181 times a minute.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/516022 Except this guy. He seems like he doesn't want her to remain one for some reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's funny because that's my post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why would you admit that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why not?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You got it all wrong. A girl who plays video games and/or computer games WILL get laid. Okay, maybe not "will get laid", but they'll seem hotter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah I don't get this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago