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How dare you, sir. How DARE you. There are STARVING children in Africa, and there you are sitting comfortably, loitering upon your high-horse in an eatery. How, in your feeble, toxic mind could you even FATHOM ordering food from-- oh. That's not the point of the post.

Anonymous +119Reply

reminds me of the joke "what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" ... "nothin', you done told her twice."

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are +115Reply
@Chromana "done told her" what the heck does that mean?

There are these things called expressions. Every language has them.

@Chromana Hmm haven't heard of that one.

It is commonly used among people with southern dialects and those who speak "Ebonics". Not that people who have southern draws or who use certain expressions are stupid... It's simply an informal way of communicating.

@Chromana "done told her" what the heck does that mean?

you need to learn how to speak your american.

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are +47Reply
@BeedleTheBard you need to learn how to speak your american.

The same could be said to you. After all, you are an American too.

@GrammarGirl94 The same could be said to you. After all, you are an American too.

Its called a joke, maybe they have those from wherever you're from?

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are +8Reply
@BeedleTheBard Its called a joke, maybe they have those from wherever you're from?

No, we remain completely serious every moment of our lives. No jokes- ever.

@BeedleTheBard Its called a joke, maybe they have those from wherever you're from?

I think we have had a gross misunderstanding here. I was trying to correct the grammar in your post. I thought the joke was funny. My apologies.

@GrammarGirl94 I think we have had a gross misunderstanding here. I was trying to correct the grammar in your post. I thought the...

Whoops. I take the defensive too easily xP I'm usually a grammar nazi myself, but the bad grammar there was to emphasize the stupidity of misogynists ;)

BeedleTheBards avatar BeedleTheBard Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@1192839

Well, as long as you're being productive...

@1192839

Totally understandable

@1192839

Wait, you're telling me that you neglected Amirite, the very reason internet EXISTS because you were having FUN! Unacceptable! I hope a 100 creepers spawn in your castle tonight...

Anonymous +7Reply
@Wait, you're telling me that you neglected Amirite, the very reason internet EXISTS because you were having FUN!...

Ant's not afraid of creepers. If anything, creepers are afraid of Ant! I mean, if I blew myself up just to damage a website maker/sexy beast (Dwight's about me, I know), I'm sure a lot of people would hate me. Think of what my reputation would be!

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are 0Reply
@1192839

Are you on a server or just singleplayer?

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +4Reply

Chris Brown that hoe.

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +38Reply

Eh. It's funny, but I can't agree or disagree with this. It's just an anecdote. If you're going to copy something off of Sickapedia, Opinionist, like 80% of your posts, at least rephrase it to fit the Amirite format.

Anonymous +37Reply
@DurzoBlint

No, you don't have haters. Nobody cares about you that much. He's right - this is not an amirite. And if you're going to take things from other sites, give credit to the site/person in a comment.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +33Reply
@DanielJames No, you don't have haters. Nobody cares about you that much. He's right - this is not an amirite. And if you're...

It's funny that you got in on that one after the whole haters talk the other day. Haha.

SamanthaaJs avatar SamanthaaJ Yeah You Are +2Reply

As someone who had once been in an abusive relationship, this isn't funny. It's just sick.

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@1192987

Knock knock jokes!? Knock knock jokes are insensitive to people without doors!

BurnyBurns avatar BurnyBurn Yeah You Are +277Reply
@BurnyBurn Knock knock jokes!? Knock knock jokes are insensitive to people without doors!

This made me laugh out loud, literally. In Starbucks. Thanks for making an idiot out of me ;)

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@1193337

breakfastfans post?

garrettruskamps avatar garrettruskamp Yeah You Are +9Reply
@1193337

(polarthebear):Not what again?

BurnyBurns avatar BurnyBurn Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1194245

If I didn't say it someone would have. Stop being so jelly that my comment got more loves lol.

BurnyBurns avatar BurnyBurn Yeah You Are +4Reply
@1192987

Knock knock jokes are offensive to doors that were in abusive relationships.

SofaKings avatar SofaKing Yeah You Are +95Reply
@1192987

If people would stop overreacting the world would have a brighter futer.

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@1193209

If people could understand what an internet meme is, they might have a better future.

@1192987

Why not just get a fucking doorbell?

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +3Reply
@xmasfreak96 As someone who had once been in an abusive relationship, this isn't funny. It's just sick.

I think levity is healthy. Finding humor in something serious allows your mind a chance to breathe.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +96Reply
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@1192880

The way I read that, it sounded like Kanye's speech "I'm not tryna be mean, and I feel for ya, but this joke is still the best of all time!" Something along those lines.

Anonymous +15Reply
@xmasfreak96 As someone who had once been in an abusive relationship, this isn't funny. It's just sick.

I agree with what you're saying. I was beaten before and this stuff makes me cringe. I know it's just a joke and I get that people will always make them I just hate how accepted abuse seems to be.

WOW, this was made on the 24th, homepaged on the 25th and became POTD on the 26th. Thats pretty awesome.

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@1192881

Yeah i just realized that after Montana said that, but i thought it started next week?

Took me a while to get but once I got it I literally LOL'D!

inbars avatar inbar Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Tempest_Trance I figuratively LOL'D.

I considered lol ing, but changed my mind at the last second.

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@1192604

I do that all the time.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +4Reply

Why does everyone just steal form sickipedia

Anonymous +20Reply
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@1193000

Thank you!!! Opinionist ALWAYS steals his posts from sicki, and now he's getting POTD with a stolen post?? also he NEVER credits sicki.

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

@justanotherfangirl Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

You just keep telling yourself that when you're in hell for molesting that little girl.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +48Reply

I laughed ...even though its terrible

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@1192887

Too late.

Anonymous -5Reply
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@1192919

points down Better?

Anonymous +8Reply

Notice how no one complained until this became PotD. If be mad at anyone, be mad at everyone who favorited it

Anonymous +8Reply

Looks like I'm not the only one that checks FJ

@gameboy5 Looks like I'm not the only one that checks FJ

People still use FunnyJunk? Only 12 year olds go there, and this was posted on Sickipedia first.

this is awful

@thisisnotaudrey this is awful

This is not, Audrey.

Anonymous +26Reply

I just want you to know that I've been having a really terrible day and this really cheered me up. Thank you :)

jcm69s avatar jcm69 Yeah You Are +4Reply
Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +31Reply
@Vepix Thinking about an abusive boyfriend hurting a waitress cheers you up? Cool!

No but knowing that other people in this world have it harder than I do makes me feel better about myself because sometimes I forget how lucky I am when times are tough for me. This post reminds me that although I'm having a hard time with things someone out there is having harder times and I should be grateful.

jcm69s avatar jcm69 Yeah You Are +9Reply

Boooooo. Unoriginal posts can suck my dick.

Anonymous +3Reply

WHEN THE FUCK WILL PEOPLE BE ORIGINAL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE? THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE TO SHOW WHAT THEY THINK AND SEE HOW OTHERS AGREE AND DISAGREE, NOT TO GET THEIR SHIT FROM SICKIPEDIA. i don't care if you post down. Be original that what this website was made for
and my proof is here:
http://www.sickipedia.org/getjokes/similar/913370

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Anonymous 0Reply

This would be soooo much better if I hadn't already read this on sickipidiea already.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Ahahahahahahaha
It took me a couple of seconds. But I got it!!!
Yeah that's great…

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@1192031

futer*

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +62Reply
@ashnicoleluvsblg Oh my bad.

It's FUTURE goddammit!

OhSnapWords avatar OhSnapWord Yeah You Are -53Reply
@OhSnapWord It's FUTURE goddammit!

imma put you in a time macine and send you to the futer! bitch...

@TheShamWowGuy .... dammit

Does it really matter how you mispell a word?

____s avatar ____ Yeah You Are -18Reply
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@1193417

Actually the ones that were corrected were more accurate than the corrections, but that's not really important. What's important is we understood what they were saying.
Really, who the hell cares about internet slang this much?

____s avatar ____ Yeah You Are -13Reply
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@1193496

What post? Why would someone make a post about this?

____s avatar ____ Yeah You Are -1Reply
@____ Does it really matter how you mispell a word?

I find it ironic that you misspelled "misspell."

Anonymous +7Reply
@I find it ironic that you misspelled "misspell."

One day someone is going to type furer instead of futer and we'll have to worry about being associated with Nazis.

OhSnapWords avatar OhSnapWord Yeah You Are +3Reply
@I find it ironic that you misspelled "misspell."

The whole point of this is to shorten it but to keep the same meaning, so its faster but people still know what you mean. Making it furer would change the meaning and everybody would notice that. Futur instead of futer is not only almost the same thing, but it's actually a bit closer.

Anyway I have never seen an amirite that made a spelling or grammatical error that didn't have several comments pointing it out, so we may as well spell it all right.

____s avatar ____ Yeah You Are +1Reply
@I find it ironic that you misspelled "misspell."

How is it ironic? I'm not saying anything is wrong with misspelling, I'm saying there is no right way to spell something wrong.
If you don't care that there is a spelling error, why would you care which spelling error it is?

____s avatar ____ Yeah You Are -1Reply
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@1193072

He's basically saying, "I, Opinionist, steal posts from sickipedia.org and now I have the POTD because I don't have an original thought in my mind! Suck it!"

I hate that douchebag.

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@1193134

I have posted many opinions.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are -10Reply
@DurzoBlint I have posted many opinions.

OH SHIT. OPINIONIST GOT A KNIFE.

Anonymous +2Reply
@chch He's basically saying, "I, Opinionist, steal posts from sickipedia.org and now I have the POTD because I don't have...

Ouch. It's a fricken website, jesus christ. And I'm not asking anybody to suck it except the Nazis.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are -8Reply
@DurzoBlint Ouch. It's a fricken website, jesus christ. And I'm not asking anybody to suck it except the Nazis.

You don't understand anything...I know it's a website. CREDIT other people's jokes.

@chch You don't understand anything...I know it's a website. CREDIT other people's jokes.

I understand everything, I just don't freak out, swear, and start calling other people names because I don't say "sickipedia" on all of my posts. Which you usually so kindly do for me.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are -3Reply
@DurzoBlint I understand everything, I just don't freak out, swear, and start calling other people names because I don't say...

First: I didn't freak out or call you a name.

You're just going to have to deal with the swearing--It's a part of growing up, hon.

Second, I don't say it on all of your posts. Only some.

@chch First: I didn't freak out or call you a name. You're just going to have to deal with the swearing--It's a part of...

"I hate that douchebag"

Some anonymous person will just say sickipedia on everything else. If it so pleases you, hun, I can go through some of my posts and see if they have "sickipedia" there.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are +5Reply
@chch Wow. You caught me. Go away, please. I'm too tired of your immaturity.

Yes. Yes I did.

I'm tired of you being a bitch, so yes, let's just end this argument.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are +2Reply
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@1193596

Ten years? They mean nothing tomorrow

Kluklayus avatar Kluklayu Yeah You Are +1Reply
@1193072

There's a "war" between TACOS and The Nazis, two groups on amirite. The first with a POTD win... or something like that.

I'm not sure.

I hope they don't consider they won, as the post is unoriginal

@1193072

I don't see one?

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@1193327

You're welcome.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are 0Reply

JASON DERULOOOO

Francoiss avatar Francois Yeah You Are 0Reply

Way to copy the front page photo on funnyjunk dipshit.

Anonymous 0Reply

Erm... I don't get it. Someone mind explaining?

i dont get it....?

Anonymous -33Reply
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@1190265

did she like get the black eye because she didnt listen? so she was like beat?

Anonymous +26Reply
@1190265

HELPFUL POST OF THE YEAR.

@i dont get it....?

Were you the waitress?

Ohhhnaps avatar Ohhhnap Yeah You Are +5Reply

Wow, Amirite's gone downhill since I was last on here.

Anonymous -56Reply
@Wow, Amirite's gone downhill since I was last on here.

Are you kidding Anonymous? I see you around ALL THE TIME

Anonymous