How dare you, sir. How DARE you. There are STARVING children in Africa, and there you are sitting comfortably, loitering upon your high-horse in an eatery. How, in your feeble, toxic mind could you even FATHOM ordering food from-- oh. That's not the point of the post.
reminds me of the joke "what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" ... "nothin', you done told her twice."
It means "told her" in black people talk.
May the watermelon and fried chicken be with you.
There are these things called expressions. Every language has them.
It is commonly used among people with southern dialects and those who speak "Ebonics". Not that people who have southern draws or who use certain expressions are stupid... It's simply an informal way of communicating.
you need to learn how to speak your american.
american? I think you mean 'muricen
Murican* no e. trust me I know
The same could be said to you. After all, you are an American too.
Its called a joke, maybe they have those from wherever you're from?
No, we remain completely serious every moment of our lives. No jokes- ever.
I think we have had a gross misunderstanding here. I was trying to correct the grammar in your post. I thought the joke was funny. My apologies.
Whoops. I take the defensive too easily xP I'm usually a grammar nazi myself, but the bad grammar there was to emphasize the stupidity of misogynists ;)
Well, as long as you're being productive...
Wait, you're telling me that you neglected Amirite, the very reason internet EXISTS because you were having FUN! Unacceptable! I hope a 100 creepers spawn in your castle tonight...
Ant's not afraid of creepers. If anything, creepers are afraid of Ant! I mean, if I blew myself up just to damage a website maker/sexy beast (Dwight's about me, I know), I'm sure a lot of people would hate me. Think of what my reputation would be!
Are you on a server or just singleplayer?
Chris Brown that hoe.
Heh. I chuckled. ;)
thats what she said
Dwight get out of my nook!
Eh. It's funny, but I can't agree or disagree with this. It's just an anecdote. If you're going to copy something off of Sickapedia, Opinionist, like 80% of your posts, at least rephrase it to fit the Amirite format.
No, you don't have haters. Nobody cares about you that much. He's right - this is not an amirite. And if you're going to take things from other sites, give credit to the site/person in a comment.
It's funny that you got in on that one after the whole haters talk the other day. Haha.
i laughed pretty hard at that. But i feel terrible at the same time :P
first you were like http://www.myfacewhen.com/115/
then you were like http://www.myfacewhen.com/34/
Pretty much... but the second face was more a face :P
DAMN IT MY MOM WAS IN THE ROOM!
As someone who had once been in an abusive relationship, this isn't funny. It's just sick.
Knock knock jokes!? Knock knock jokes are insensitive to people without doors!
This made me laugh out loud, literally. In Starbucks. Thanks for making an idiot out of me ;)
No problem. I'm always here if you need someone to make an idiot out of you. Oh and do me a favour and love that comment won't ya?
(polarthebear):Not what again?
If I didn't say it someone would have. Stop being so jelly that my comment got more loves lol.
Knock knock jokes are offensive to doors that were in abusive relationships.
If people would stop overreacting the world would have a brighter futer.
Definitely seein' what ya did there ;)
If people could understand what an internet meme is, they might have a better future.
Why not just get a fucking doorbell?
What's worse than abusive relationships?
What's worse than the Holocaust?
I think levity is healthy. Finding humor in something serious allows your mind a chance to breathe.
The way I read that, it sounded like Kanye's speech "I'm not tryna be mean, and I feel for ya, but this joke is still the best of all time!" Something along those lines.
I agree with what you're saying. I was beaten before and this stuff makes me cringe. I know it's just a joke and I get that people will always make them I just hate how accepted abuse seems to be.
WOW, this was made on the 24th, homepaged on the 25th and became POTD on the 26th. Thats pretty awesome.
Dude, it's the democratic way of doing things now. It's probably gonna be like that.
Democratic?! I'm leaving...
I LOVE YOUR JEW PHOTO!!! HAHAAHAH!!!!!
Yeah i just realized that after Montana said that, but i thought it started next week?
and now you have 27 ups :)
It's like it was fate.. weird.
Took me a while to get but once I got it I literally LOL'D!
I figuratively LOL'D.
I considered lol ing, but changed my mind at the last second.
you laughed out louding?
I hypothetically LOL'd
I do that all the time.
I metaphorically LOL'D
I sexually LOL'D. Wait..
Why does everyone just steal form sickipedia
Thank you!!! Opinionist ALWAYS steals his posts from sicki, and now he's getting POTD with a stolen post?? also he NEVER credits sicki.
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
You just keep telling yourself that when you're in hell for molesting that little girl.
I laughed ...even though its terrible
points down Better?
Notice how no one complained until this became PotD. If be mad at anyone, be mad at everyone who favorited it
Looks like I'm not the only one that checks FJ
People still use FunnyJunk? Only 12 year olds go there, and this was posted on Sickipedia first.
this is awful
This is not, Audrey.
I just want you to know that I've been having a really terrible day and this really cheered me up. Thank you :)
Thinking about an abusive boyfriend hurting a waitress cheers you up? Cool!
No but knowing that other people in this world have it harder than I do makes me feel better about myself because sometimes I forget how lucky I am when times are tough for me. This post reminds me that although I'm having a hard time with things someone out there is having harder times and I should be grateful.
No. Admit it, you think spousal abuse is funny, just like everyone else.
Boooooo. Unoriginal posts can suck my dick.
WHEN THE FUCK WILL PEOPLE BE ORIGINAL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE? THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE TO SHOW WHAT THEY THINK AND SEE HOW OTHERS AGREE AND DISAGREE, NOT TO GET THEIR SHIT FROM SICKIPEDIA. i don't care if you post down. Be original that what this website was made for
and my proof is here:
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.
This would be soooo much better if I hadn't already read this on sickipidiea already.
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!
It took me a couple of seconds. But I got it!!!
Yeah that's great…
Oh my bad.
It's FUTURE goddammit!
It's a JOKE goddammit!
imma put you in a time macine and send you to the futer! bitch...
Does it really matter how you mispell a word?
Actually the ones that were corrected were more accurate than the corrections, but that's not really important. What's important is we understood what they were saying.
Really, who the hell cares about internet slang this much?
I think you're missing the joke.
What post? Why would someone make a post about this?
I find it ironic that you misspelled "misspell."
One day someone is going to type furer instead of futer and we'll have to worry about being associated with Nazis.
The whole point of this is to shorten it but to keep the same meaning, so its faster but people still know what you mean. Making it furer would change the meaning and everybody would notice that. Futur instead of futer is not only almost the same thing, but it's actually a bit closer.
Anyway I have never seen an amirite that made a spelling or grammatical error that didn't have several comments pointing it out, so we may as well spell it all right.
How is it ironic? I'm not saying anything is wrong with misspelling, I'm saying there is no right way to spell something wrong.
If you don't care that there is a spelling error, why would you care which spelling error it is?
He's basically saying, "I, Opinionist, steal posts from sickipedia.org and now I have the POTD because I don't have an original thought in my mind! Suck it!"
I hate that douchebag.
I have posted many opinions.
OH SHIT. OPINIONIST GOT A KNIFE.
Ouch. It's a fricken website, jesus christ. And I'm not asking anybody to suck it except the Nazis.
You don't understand anything...I know it's a website. CREDIT other people's jokes.
I understand everything, I just don't freak out, swear, and start calling other people names because I don't say "sickipedia" on all of my posts. Which you usually so kindly do for me.
First: I didn't freak out or call you a name.
You're just going to have to deal with the swearing--It's a part of growing up, hon.
Second, I don't say it on all of your posts. Only some.
"I hate that douchebag"
Some anonymous person will just say sickipedia on everything else. If it so pleases you, hun, I can go through some of my posts and see if they have "sickipedia" there.
Wow. You caught me.
Go away, please. I'm too tired of your immaturity.
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm tired of you being a bitch, so yes, let's just end this argument.
Ten years? They mean nothing tomorrow
There's a "war" between TACOS and The Nazis, two groups on amirite. The first with a POTD win... or something like that.
I'm not sure.
I hope they don't consider they won, as the post is unoriginal
TACOS actually beat the Nazi party before this.
Stealth apple was in tacos and got One 2 days ago. They already won.
Ok, didn't know, sorry!
I don't see one?
Way to copy the front page photo on funnyjunk dipshit.
Erm... I don't get it. Someone mind explaining?
i dont get it....?
did she like get the black eye because she didnt listen? so she was like beat?
HELPFUL POST OF THE YEAR.
Were you the waitress?
Wow, Amirite's gone downhill since I was last on here.
Are you kidding Anonymous? I see you around ALL THE TIME