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At that point it is acceptable to simply kick the door in, SWAT-style.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +228Reply
@Blearslyrarer I go through the TV, The Ring-style

I just go ahead and ring the doorbell a second time. The Ring II

@wobbuffet I just go ahead and ring the doorbell a second time. The Ring II

I just stand there with a disapproving glare til they answer, Jehovah's witness style.

@wobbuffet I just go ahead and ring the doorbell a second time. The Ring II

I take the doorbell off and travel with it to Mordor, Lord of the Rings style.

@wobbuffet I just Apparate into the house, Harry Potter style.

I break down the door with a battery ram, Timmy's dad style.

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@Blearslyrarer I go through the TV, The Ring-style

i come home at midnight and climb out the window before 5:30 AM, hooker style.

@Blearslyrarer I go through the TV, The Ring-style

I choose to go through the phone line, Matrix style.

Anonymous +17Reply
@Blearslyrarer I go through the TV, The Ring-style

I go through the second story window, ninja style.

Hey_Theres avatar Hey_There Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Lighten_Up I go in through the chimney, Santa -style

I climb in the window and watch you sleep, 108-year-old virgin style.

Anonymous +13Reply
@Lighten_Up I go in through the chimney, Santa -style

I just ring the doorbell again, normal person style.

epicly_averages avatar epicly_average Yeah You Are +2Reply
@epicly_average I just ring the doorbell again, normal person style.

I throw pebbles at their bedroom window; Romeo-style.

BagelFinagles avatar BagelFinagle Yeah You Are +4Reply
@BagelFinagle I throw pebbles at their bedroom window; Romeo-style.

I climb in their window and snatch their people up, Lincoln Park Rapist style.

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@1234380

I make another entrance, creeper sssstyle.

"Ding dong!"
'Did you just shout at my door?'
"I didn't think the bell went off..."
'Did you even press the button?'
"...No."

I send a "I'm here" text. Fuck doorbells and knocking.

@Jules I send a "I'm here" text. Fuck doorbells and knocking.

That must get awkward for girl scouts.
"(Texts) Ya I'm coming over later to sell you cookies, so make sure you're home."
"Who are you and how did you get my number?!"

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@1233547

I didn't say when you did, I meant if a girl scout used that method.

And that's not always true, I've had girl scouts ring my door before, and I didn't know them at all.

Anonymous +26Reply
@528491 Jules is right, the troop leaders tell you not to go to strangers' houses.

That doesn't mean they always listen. I'm not disagreeing with you, the troop leaders probably tell them for safety reasons, but I'm just saying that I have seen scouts go door to door in my neighborhood.

Anonymous +7Reply
@528491 Jules is right, the troop leaders tell you not to go to strangers' houses.

I am not friends with m(any) 8 year olds therefore to all of them that have been at my door, i am a stranger...

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@1234309

Actually, someone pissed in my Wheaties...

I'm more of a peer-in-the-window- until-somebody-sees-you kind of person.

Anonymous +35Reply

I've somehow been able to get over that fear.

Anonymous +30Reply
@I've somehow been able to get over that fear.

(Pizza Hut driver): You don't know the half of it.

Anonymous +32Reply

I always stand there creepily in the window by the door waiting for someone to pass by and see me.

niemann2006s avatar niemann2006 Yeah You Are +28Reply

It's not awkward if you're just standing there by yourself. If they don't come within a minute, then it's probably acceptable to ring it again.

@DontJudge It's not awkward if you're just standing there by yourself. If they don't come within a minute, then it's probably...

What's funny is that you don't actually care if someone rings twice at your house, but when you're the one ringing, you get really nervous if you have to do it again.

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@J_A_C_K why did i anonymous thing

everyone in the world is fat, especially asians... americans are really skinny

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@1234101

that comment is offensive to people without lives

Anonymous +1Reply

Prank: Ring the door, turn around, when they open the door and ask you who you are and why you're turned around. Turn around and slap the shit out of them

chezburgers avatar chezburger Yeah You Are +11Reply
@chezburger Prank: Ring the door, turn around, when they open the door and ask you who you are and why you're turned around...

Don't worry, bitch, I didn't forget about you! There's a slap for you! Slap slap slap! Yeah, there you go! Here's a little reach around the back of the head slap!

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Anonymous -2Reply

That's true, and I also feel like if it really didn't ring, and they end up opening the door for their own reason, and be like "why are you randomly standing at my door when you didn't even ring the doorbell" and ill be like uhhhhh

To avoid this situation, my sister chooses to ring the doorbell repeatedly, without even hearing out each ring, until someone answers the door.

nobody347s avatar nobody347 Yeah You Are +11Reply

I get an angry mob to storm the place, I_Predict_A_Riot style.

I_Predict_A_Riots avatar I_Predict_A_Riot Yeah You Are +11Reply

So glad you said you're.

I simply ring the doorbell again, human style.

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +8Reply

No one corrected the tense of ring from "rung" to "rang".

I cannot tell whether this is a step forward or a step backward...

@Shadi No one corrected the tense of ring from "rung" to "rang". I cannot tell whether this is a step forward or a step...

(Chauncy Pickles): Nope, actually, both 'rung' and 'rang' are perfectly acceptable. I dictionary-ed it.

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile Yeah You Are +9Reply

I usually ring then knock after a few minutes of waiting.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +3Reply

It's actually funny when you think about how long the comments go on for.

Anonymous +2Reply

At first I was like :D
But then I was like d smilie http://www.amirite.net/463014

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@1237216

I didn't say that you stole it from me. I can name a number of times that posts on websites were similar, but not directly stolen or reposted. Mine is worded differently, but I don't really see how it's hard to follow. But, anyway, congrats on POTD...

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@1233760

did she also post your comment without waiting for you to finish?

@528491 you forgot the "r" on door :P

SHOOT! Thank you for correcting me. I feel like such an idiot.

nobody347s avatar nobody347 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Duh why would people not agree to this? Yes, it's always awkward. If it wasn't awkward, then you didn't do it.

@loveisallyouneed Duh why would people not agree to this? Yes, it's always awkward. If it wasn't awkward, then you didn't do it.

Because their opinion is different? A large amount of people agreeing doesn't mean it FACT. If you don't understand that, get off amirite?

I don't think it's awkward. I just ring again. Why would they care?

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Anonymous 0Reply

That's why I always knock.

@OHdarling That's why I always knock.

Yeah but they might not hear if their house is big-ish and they don't have an actual knocker.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +27Reply
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@1233551

I said that they might not hear if they don't have a knocker, implying that just knocking on the door with your hand isn't as loud as with a knocker, which I think is a reasonable thing to imply.

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +20Reply
@OHdarling That's why I always knock.

I still have the same issue when I knock.

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