Overweight people have a certain advantage in Spin the Bottle, they take up more of the circle, amirite?

I know ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that joke is 1000x funnier cause your a cake

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's a lie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.cracked.com/article_19240_the-rise-fall-internet-meme-5Bchart5D.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Point taken, I simply thought it would be a good reply to someone with a companion cube as their profile picture who was talking about take.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhx12di09a1qz6l95o1_500.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And gravity?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*spins the bottle* "Helga this is bullshit, every time this bottle has been spun, it's gotten stuck to your fat ass."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey Arnold sure is edgier than I remember it to be..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it's TV-MA now.. Here's a few lines from the latest episode Arnold: Hey Helga. What's wrong? Helga: Fuck off Arnold! YOU LITTLE BITCH! Gerald: You gotta be fucking with me Helga, you treating Arnold like a dick now? *Arnold and Gerald pull out glocks* Arnold: Count to three or get your head blown off, bitch. Helga: Suck my inexistant dick! *Helga then pulls down her pants, and reveals she is a tranny.*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To her surprise, I am sure, considering she just described her phallus as "inexistant".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I forgot to include the next lines.. Gerald: Nigga, what the hell? Helga: The fuck??? I had a vagina just 10 minutes ago! Arnold: My God.. Helga is Lady GaGa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

the name Helga sounds more like a Swedish nanny than a fat girl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would kinda see this as a disadvantage, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it is for everyone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not an insult, it's motivation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT'S HOW I GOT MY FIRST KISS!! THANK YOU TIMMY AND JIMMY! YOUR FRENCH KISSES ROCK! &hearts;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL FATTY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's mean!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Welcome to the Internet, may I take your order?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two google chromes with a side of spam, please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, you get spam free with every order.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They deserve the advantage because it's the only action they're getting for a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just have to lay down on your side. Then you have the advantage, fatty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if they are the whole circle?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As in you spin the bottle on top of their head? Yeah, that can probably be seen as cheating hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no meant like a bunch of fat people sitting in a circle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In that case, the fattest person has the most luck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DISPLAYED CHARACTER LIMITS! I thought the day would never come!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently the day for relevant comments hasn't come yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Forgive me for reading too much into your comment. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I forgive you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kthanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit, Allie. Nice one. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a disadvantage if the person who spun the bottle was also fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago