+319 The fact that there are enough preservatives in a bag of Doritos to mummify a small dog probably won't stop you from eating them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bitch, I'm fucking immortal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Now I'm never eating them again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what do preservatives do? My guess is...they make the shelf life longer....so what's that bad about it? Do the things that make it last longer cause health defects?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You missed that part about the capacity to mummify a small dog

by Anonymous 12 years ago

.. well.. it hasn't killed me yet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How big is the bag of Doritos?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Population control, people.

by Anonymous 11 years ago