What, so now women are just play toys to you? Thats so sexist! Men, you can never win amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you do with someone that's not there? If men say women belong in the kitchen, you can't expect women to ever be in their bedrooms, right? So they obviously won't know what to do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think most girls find it sexy when a guy can cook, and very NOT-sexy when they make kitchen jokes. Seriously, you wonder why girls keep friend-zoning you. Kitchen jokes. That's why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Girls friend zone guys on the soul premise that we make kitchen jokes? This is new to me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh jizz.. *sole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Those are the douchebags. They actually get girls. The guy that gets friendzoned is the nice one that is always there for her. The one that treats her with respect and would do anything to see her smile. And don't say it's because the guy won't make a move because you don't know if your friendzoned until you make a move. I know my shit about the friendzone. I've been friendzoned nearly as many times as I've liked a girl. The reason a guy gets friendzoned is simple. It's extremely simple. It's because the girl feels like she's out of the guys league. It has a shitload to do with looks. Don't even try to make friendzone excuses like this. It's a bullshit system. If a girl doesn't like a guy, she should tell them that she doesn't share those feelings and move on. Don't try to say friends because you won't be. You will barely talk after that so just be honest. /rant (Sorry for the bit of rage)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading this just made me want to hug you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a surprise! All the people that disagreed are female! The truth hurt too much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc&feature=related

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How old are you? That crap stops around college age usually. As you grow up you realize you don't want excitement and obsessive relationships as much as you want to be secure and loved, in essence dating your best friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is what I want. I want to find a girl I can share everything with. I want to find someone that I can open up to completely and who trusts me enough to open up without being scared. Someone who understands all of my jokes and thinks the stupid shit I say is funny. Someone who's smile can make me smile no matter what. I thought I found that, but I guess I was dead wrong. I let the wrong person in and got hurt. I guess I'm just a bit bitter about that whole thing right now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sound a lot bitter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It comes and goes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's definitely understandable, just remember to not be bitter towards innocent girls or you'll never find that person. In my experience, it takes girls a little while longer to get to that point. Physical chemistry matters more to young girls and trust matters more to young guys. As they get older you'll be on the same page. Find a girl with her head on straight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bitterness actually faded a lot. I hated the world for a little while, but I'm doing incredibly better compared to a short while ago. It's worse in the morning and late at night. Just time to move towards the future.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*futer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm so nice and have treated her so good, the only reason she won't date me is cuz she thinks she's too hot. If we can't be more than friends, we're nothing at all" When you say "I've been so respectful to her, and she won't date me" you're saying "you owe me. This wasn't a friendship. This was an investment. I am a consolation prize. Everything you said was true, every action you did was out of your care for me, so long as it got you into my pants." You're so nice? Why are you talking te shit about a girl and making nasty assumptions because she won't date you? You wanna get a girl friend, appreciate being her friend and don't act like it's not good enough. I'm not saying you are like this. I'm saying claiming to be friend zoned and that mentality in general is an anti-chick-magnet. It seems like you're victimizing yourself. Like you're too clouded my your own ego to see why a girl would say no. Like you're too big of a dick to be happy for her and the guy she actually likes. That's what she hears when you say "but I'm nice, we should date, and if you say no we're not friends." It makes you seem like you think your entitled to a relationship, like that is what everything was l...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eading up to. There is nothing wrong with being just friends, and when a guy acts disappointed with that, it is the worst thing he can do if he wants that girl. This is worded terribley, it's a mixture of several rants I've read on the topic, most of it doesn't relate to what you said, I'm just telling you why the friend zone mentality drives girls away from you because of how they infer it, not how you imply it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yo fuck my comment. I didn't read all of yours but god mine was stupid as shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol Sexism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know what to do with women in the bedroom ...Something to do with scrabble right? Or is it monopoly? That's what the call girl's I pay for companionship always tell me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No...I think it's twister

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I play COD in the bedroom with my women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*while having sex and playing COD* DAMNIT! RESPAWN! RESPAWN! WAIT. NO! NOT THAT KIND! Fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"BOOM, HEADSHOT." "John goddamnit it's in my hair."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But while women are in the kitchen, men can sex each other in the bedroom. I doubt I am the first person to come to this conclusion. These men are obviously keeping their women in the kitchen because they want some privacy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you think the kitchen counter is for, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought it was for food prep! Thanks for correcting me before I made a real fool of myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I assume bang them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woah now, women are not nails!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can bang other things than nails. I'm an extremely sexy drummer. I would know. Ladies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why I put the bed in the kitchen; she can multitask

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that's why women know where the knife is, so she can give you a daggering look.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psh I don't have sharp knifes, don't need them to make sandwiches

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said sharp, I could've meant soft (e.g. butter knives).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a knife ad at the bottom of my screen. I blame you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A retort to that line that I actually like. YAY OP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i myself am a female and though i am fairly young i beleive that women do belong at home doing whatever it is that her man wants. it is her job to please him and that should be enough for her. if he wants his woman to cook, then girls get your @ss in the kitchen. if he wants you in the bedroom then that is where you belong. don't fight the way things were naturally meant to be. Men, grow some testicles and keep your women under control if she's not listening.

by Anonymous 12 years ago