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Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?

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Imagine the sheepish look on your face when people ask you where you've been.

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@1841541

I hope it wasn't too baaaad.

(I really am sorry for this one.)

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@1841543

Not really. I could have kept my flocking mouth shut.

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@1841553

I have to admit defeat. You rammed yourself into the the winner's spot.

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@1841560

It seems that you didn't catch my parting pun.

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@1841564

I'm not really an expert on sheep. We have none in the region I live. All we have is meth.

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@1841852

All of the pencils are facing the same way except 1. He opened the Fritos bag from the bottom.

Blake11royss avatar Blake11roys Yeah You Are +2Reply
@1841601

DIDN'T THINK I WAS SERIOUS DID YOU
http://ctrlv.in/123170

@1841601

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT UNHOLY WRATH YOUR "SILLY" PUNS HAVE UNLEASHED
http://ctrlv.in/123174

How a mathematician counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123155
How Toph counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123157
I Darth Vader counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123153
How a robot counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123154
How thinkers count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123151
How animal cloners count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123158
How crash dummies count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123160
How sheep count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123162
How death counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123163
How Evil Knieval counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123165
How creative people count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123166
To each, his own

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +13Reply

http://ctrlv.in/123127
Pretty much sums it up for me

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@1841555

Nope, that was a typo. Stupid library computer didn't have spellcheck. d smilie

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Have we really been reduced to POTDs that are this crappy?

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@Have we really been reduced to POTDs that are this crappy?

I like this post. Maybe you should make a better post instead of complaining about it.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Have we really been reduced to POTDs that are this crappy?

psh like this will ever be potd.
amidoinitrite, boxtop?

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