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Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?
Imagine the sheepish look on your face when people ask you where you've been.
I hope it wasn't too baaaad.
(I really am sorry for this one.)
Not really. I could have kept my flocking mouth shut.
I have to admit defeat. You rammed yourself into the the winner's spot.
It seems that you didn't catch my parting pun.
I'm not really an expert on sheep. We have none in the region I live. All we have is meth.
I swear to god one more sheep pun and I'll do something drastic.
I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT
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All of the pencils are facing the same way except 1. He opened the Fritos bag from the bottom.
DIDN'T THINK I WAS SERIOUS DID YOU
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and the coupe de gras
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NOW YOU KNOW WHAT UNHOLY WRATH YOUR "SILLY" PUNS HAVE UNLEASHED
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How a mathematician counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123155
How Toph counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123157
I Darth Vader counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123153
How a robot counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123154
How thinkers count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123151
How animal cloners count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123158
How crash dummies count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123160
How sheep count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123162
How death counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123163
How Evil Knieval counts sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123165
How creative people count sheep: http://ctrlv.in/123166
To each, his own
inb4 shitstorm of loves
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Pretty much sums it up for me
Nope, that was a typo. Stupid library computer didn't have spellcheck.
Have we really been reduced to POTDs that are this crappy?
I like this post. Maybe you should make a better post instead of complaining about it.
psh like this will ever be potd.
amidoinitrite, boxtop?
So...the student becomes the master.