The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?

pedo bear must be jealous

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who says pedo bear isnt santa? wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i do, because santa has a big white fluffy beard and pedobear has a fur coat full of broken dreams and cum stains

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He shaves, not starting an argument, lol, but one never knows wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, those "bad girls" will be getting some action, so they don't care whether Santa is Pedobear or not.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well if she's that bad wouldn't she be a slut? why would santa want to tap that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mrs. Santa is holding out on him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omfg, here I am eating & you say that. hahaahahahahahah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

excuse me, tell me next time when you are eating

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/257027

by Anonymous 14 years ago

George Carlin :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love that guy! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hello.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hello.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@512543 (Previously_Sane): @512074 (Anonymous): Goodbye.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ho ho ho

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Finally, a good POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love your nick, i assume he left you a present last year

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Santa gifts the good girls, bad girls gift Santa.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

* naughty girls. this isnt original

by Anonymous 14 years ago

get over it, no posts are original anymore. there's billions of other people in the world, so you're bound to see the same thing more than once.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ya that is a one-liner joke. and it is naughty girls.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Miami.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they all come running when they hear him call "ho ho ho".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe if I steal an old one-liner, it'll become POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Make sure it's well known, too. Like, T-shirt worthy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This should be amirite's motto and be put on its official T-shirt...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whats potd?xx

by Anonymous 14 years ago

post of the day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Santa isnt real..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What are you talking about, he is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah he is hes your dad and i see him every night

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*mom. C'mon man, you had the perfect backbone for a good "I have sex with your mother joke" and you totally forfeited it. It's not that funny, you just sound like you're being molested.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bloody hell, "posts of the day" is getting worse and worse every day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO.NO. THE APOCALYPSE. What if we turn into MLIA?! FULL OF CRAPPY PUNS AND CLICHES?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He also gets gets a million+ cookies in one night and he's meet Buddy the elf. Some people have all the luck. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He also gets gets a million+ cookies in one night and he's meet Buddy the elf. Some people have all the luck. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago