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A bagel should have at least a quarter pound of cream cheese on it, amirite?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
This is the way.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
If anyone thinks this is an unpopular opinion I hope they never cream my bagel
by SnowWrong2 weeks ago
The Starbucks ones in the US always come with so much
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Gotta respect the schmear. You know whats up
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Mmmmm, that's some delicious obesity.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
OP is clearly American. That's a quarter of how much they're probably used to.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
The bagel is just the vehicle to ingest the cheese.
by LessComposer2 weeks ago
That's its real purpose.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I grew up in NYC and when we order bagel w/ cream cheese, we expect a cream cheese sandwich basically lol
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I like juuuust enough. I have a hard time swallowing so much of something that thick.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
So, are we really not doing "phrasing" anymore?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I didn't realize this is the way until I visited the big city.
by Reasonable-Dress-7012 weeks ago
Literally why I buy whole bagels and slice and fill myself
by Various-Rent2 weeks ago
Well i'm in florida now and they do things a little different down here so i just toast my own bagels and add my own cream cheese lol
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
When it comes to cream cheese, a bagel is just a spoon you don't have to wash. 😉
by Willa412 weeks ago
Actually yeah I agree I've lived in the south my whole life and I never get enough cream cheese on my bagels. Always way too much bread
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
More is definitely better when it comes to that classic cream cheese spread
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Ew no lol
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I hate cream cheese, but that's not important. Fact is outside of NY, Jersey, and Philly, most people have never even tasted a real bagel.
by Bruentremaine2 weeks ago
Montreal bagels are elite!!
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
If you are going to eat an entire tub of cream cheese what do you want the bagel for? Just get a spoon and save the carbs.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I want the carbs too
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Nah, having a mouthful of cream cheese and no bagel is not where it's at. I'm from NYC and now live across the country. I've never seen a bagel with that much cream cheese while in NY.
by billylangosh2 weeks ago
Every bagel I get here in NYC has way too much cream cheese. Idk if it's 1/4 lb, but it's a lot.
by New_Veterinarian_6972 weeks ago
He probably has no idea what a 1/4lb looks like if he thinks NYC bagel shops don't give that much lol
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
A quarter pound is 4 ounces bro. Where in NYC are you that they aren't giving you that on your bagel?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Half a brick? Really?
by Connprovidenci2 weeks ago
They use whipped cream cheese from a tub at most bagel shops but at home i use the bricks and yeah, i do half a brick per bagel
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Is that half a brick per whole bagel, or half a brick per half?
by Connprovidenci2 weeks ago
Half a brick per whole bagel
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Yea that's not a ny thing. I've never seen that in ny
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
That's how WaWa used to do it. The ones here in South Jersey seem to have gotten stingy
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Wawa in cherry hill was my first ever job lololol.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Would that make it a Quarter Pounder?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Eww. I'm buying the bagel to taste the bagel lol. I'm not buying a plate of cream cheese.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
They neither do real bagels nor good cream cheese, definitely not them
by Keyon112 weeks ago
Is this the Tim Hortons account? I'm pretty confident they do 1/2c cream cheese on a bagel
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
That's gross to me. I know that's traditional in some places, but I don't like that amount of cream cheese. It would make the bagel unenjoyable to me.
by Dapper-Tax3312 weeks ago
Are we best friends now?
by zacheryparker2 weeks ago
That's like a whole 5 bucks worth of one ingredient on one bagel here
by This-Equivalent2 weeks ago
1/6 a pound. A brick should last 6 bagels.
by Otherwise-Chip90882 weeks ago
1/8 would be my optimization. Budget willing.
by oconnellmaximo2 weeks ago
Yeah, enjoy your NYC bagel and I'll be over here making a bagel egg & cheese or putting an appropriate amount of cream cheese on it. Thanks.
by donna792 weeks ago
Believe it or not, it holds up well and doesn't get messy. Cream cheese isn't thin enough to make a big mess like that
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Same ratio with butter if you're buying it from a street cart
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Do you bud. You can have my share lol never been a fan of bagels or cream cheese
by Icy-Camel47932 weeks ago
He calls me boss yet he consistently ignores my requests for extra cream cheese
by Tromaguera2 weeks ago
Mate this is the most American thing I have ever heard. If you can't see the bagel through the cream cheese in at least four places it's an instant heart attack. Just buy a tub of cream cheese at the point, you probably won't even bloody taste the bagel.
by Anonymous6 days ago
There's a balance to be found of course. I want to taste the cream cheese, but I don't want to just be eating cream cheese!
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