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There are four stages of life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. amirite?

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WHAT SANTA DOESNT EXIST?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous +63Reply

I think I will be at stage 3 all my life.

The last one only goes for males. Hopefully haha

TickleMePinks avatar TickleMePink Yeah You Are +37Reply
Anonymous +4Reply

this one made me laugh out loud awkwardly alone in my bedroom.. kudos :)

So I'm guessing the POTDs now-a-days are either really bad posts or old amirite classic posts that already have several YYAS and favorites and that have been POTD before?

Mayas avatar Maya Yeah You Are +24Reply

once i hid behind the christmas tree to see if santa was real. i fell asleep and woke up to presents. then i was like dammit, i have to wait another year.

toastedbreads avatar toastedbread Yeah You Are +23Reply

So, what, are we trying to make this site seem more attractive to new users by making it seem like there is a large population of people who will vote on posts now?

This post was funnier the first 5 times I saw it

I saw santa yesterday you guys lol..you people can't fool me.

Anonymous +15Reply

unless you like triple commenting

Where does Tim Allen fit into this?

Just because the mods are new doesn't mean the user are. It's POTD. Not post of the days

I simply love this post.

Anonymous +7Reply

Unless you're Jewish. In which case, the same stages can be used for the tooth fairy, I suppose.

Anonymous +5Reply
@Unless you're Jewish. In which case, the same stages can be used for the tooth fairy, I suppose.

(<3): Umm how do you look like the tooth fairy? Do you get really small and grow wings?

asianinvasion16s avatar asianinvasion16 Yeah You Are +51Reply
@Unless you're Jewish. In which case, the same stages can be used for the tooth fairy, I suppose.

(<3): @70013 (<3): um, ok, sigh...Santa has basically nothing to do with Christianity and alot of people celebrate Christmas who aren't Christian. And Jewish people aren't the only ones who don't believe in Christianity, so...

Anonymous +5Reply
@(<3): @70013 (<3): um, ok, sigh...Santa has basically nothing to do with Christianity and alot of people celebrate...

what does Christianity have to do with this post? no one was even talking about religion. way to ruin the joke.

Anonymous +13Reply
@(<3): @70013 (<3): um, ok, sigh...Santa has basically nothing to do with Christianity and alot of people celebrate...

Dude they meant that Jewish kids (like me for example) never go through stage 1. That's all.

Anonymous +9Reply

:( maybe for guys. but girls dont look like santa EVER

Anonymous +5Reply
@:( maybe for guys. but girls dont look like santa EVER

actually if they make themselves they can

priceaes avatar priceae Yeah You Are +1Reply

You just got to BEEEEELIIIEEVE!!1

Anonymous +5Reply

i really don't understand how people find this so entertaining.

Anonymous +5Reply

You know for the most favorited on amirite? this really isn't that funny......

hahaha i saw this is a book "live and learn and pass it on"

Anonymous +4Reply

IT's THE CIRCLE OF SAAAANNNTTTAA!!!

Anonymous +4Reply

LOL wow never thought of that; that's genius :P

Anonymous +3Reply

I put the presents under the tree last year but I still believe in Santa Claus.

Anonymous +3Reply

here's another notification for the people who favored this!

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sending 840 notifications....

Anonymous +3Reply

This is a good post, but it's already been POTD once hasn't it? I think other posts should be given the chance to be made POTD.

thanx to my sister i got out of stage ine very fast:)

Anonymous +2Reply

that post is epic.

Anonymous +2Reply

i dont get the the third one..you are santa claus?

Iamrightfoshos avatar Iamrightfosho Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Iamrightfosho i dont get the the third one..you are santa claus?

it's referring to the time when you're a parent, so you have to be santa claus...

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I didn't know that middle-aged people liked to dress up as Santa Claus.

Anonymous -1Reply
@I didn't know that middle-aged people liked to dress up as Santa Claus.

Giving gifts to your kids or the job at the mall. Pick the santa you want to be.

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +4Reply

unless you're an atheist woman with no children.
then only the second one applies here.

I walked in on my parents putting the presents under the tree when I was 5. I was really mad at them after that...

@HenriSaysHeepwah I walked in on my parents putting the presents under the tree when I was 5. I was really mad at them after that...

I was 7 and gushing about how much I loved my present from "Santa" (I always get one from him) and my mom said "I'm glad you like it, we got the last-- gasp"

But it wasn't that bad, I had been doubting anyways.

RunThePacifics avatar RunThePacific Yeah You Are +3Reply
@RunThePacific I was 7 and gushing about how much I loved my present from "Santa" (I always get one from him) and my mom said "I'm...

Ya, even when I was little, it was like "Ok, so first you tell me that an oversized rabbit is going to come and put eggs all around the house...now you expect me to believe in a big fat guy coming down the chimney and leaving us gifts?"

Did you get this in a chain email? 'Cause I got the same thing once… -.-

Anonymous +1Reply

I think maybe stage 4 would be the best!-.-

Extremely strange but very true.

what_ups avatar what_up Yeah You Are +1Reply

Merry Christmas...

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +1Reply

1000 favorites! That's glorious. goo smilie

There was a stage in my life where I "disguised" myself as Santa Claus without being legally employed to do so. It was the most awkward story I had to tell the cops.

hahh this is amazing.

Anonymous 0Reply

haha thats so true

stage 2 =]

TRUE THIS.

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@366104

you fucking bastard. i suppose, since you're 'a black guy', African American slaves were never legitimately mistreated? why don't you get an education, or go join Mel Gibson in being the world's biggest jackass.

LibbyErals avatar LibbyEral Yeah You Are 0Reply

i just read that in a book!

i have this shirt... i got it from walmart for a dollar..

@th3don i have this shirt... i got it from walmart for a dollar..

I have this shirt... I got it from Primark for £3.50....

I like this post.

............

haha

Anonymous -1Reply

i have a shirt that says this

Anonymous -1Reply

It's funny, but I'm Jewish so it doesn't apply to me. I never believed in Santa and I don't have to lie to my daughter.

unless you're an atheist woman with no children.
then only the second one applies here.

my computer's messed up and for some reason did that. kay?

I saw this on a t-shirt once

Dude...when I was 3...I went to stage 2...I wanted to believe...but I saw the truth too soon:( I regret not finding out later, coz as you grow up, you open your eyes,,, and you see less and less happiness then before...growing up sucks sometimes

Anonymous -2Reply

-.- What is that thing?

@your mom

your mom was good last night. she fucks like a duck.
quack.... quack.... quack

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Anonymous -3Reply

omg so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

priceaes avatar priceae Yeah You Are -3Reply

unless you're an atheist woman with no children.
then only the second one applies here.

I love you so much

Anonymous -6Reply

What, there's no real Santa? Sarcasm

lone_wolf1993s avatar lone_wolf1993 Yeah You Are -8Reply

omg, this is helluh cute <3

Anonymous -10Reply

I've never believed in Santa.

Lucky_Mes avatar Lucky_Me No Way -21Reply
@Lucky_Me I've never believed in Santa.

Neither did I. "Santa" was pretty much just a code word my parents used to not acknowledge that it was them buying the stuff with their money.

Anonymous +16Reply

I'm sorry but i didnt vote, the Yeah you are votes were at 222.

Anonymous -49Reply

no, it goes 3. you are santa claus4.you are santa claus

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