+13,495 There are four stages of life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Lmao, my old bio teacher wore this on his shirt last week :D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry but i didnt vote, the Yeah you are votes were at 222.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I love you so much

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Retard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The last one only goes for males. Hopefully haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

yuppers, or u really need to wax!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no, it goes 3. you are santa claus4.you are santa claus

by Anonymous 15 years ago

that doesn't make any sense...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omg, this is helluh cute <3

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Unless you're Jewish. In which case, the same stages can be used for the tooth fairy, I suppose.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(<3): Umm how do you look like the tooth fairy? Do you get really small and grow wings?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(<3): @70013 (<3): um, ok, sigh...Santa has basically nothing to do with Christianity and alot of people celebrate Christmas who aren't Christian. And Jewish people aren't the only ones who don't believe in Christianity, so...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what does Christianity have to do with this post? no one was even talking about religion. way to ruin the joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude they meant that Jewish kids (like me for example) never go through stage 1. That's all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHAT SANTA DOESNT EXIST?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Welcome to stage two

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahh this is amazing.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Did you get this in a chain email? 'Cause I got the same thing once… -.-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've never believed in Santa.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Neither did I. "Santa" was pretty much just a code word my parents used to not acknowledge that it was them buying the stuff with their money.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thanx to my sister i got out of stage ine very fast:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that post is epic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha thats so true

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i dont get the the third one..you are santa claus?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's referring to the time when you're a parent, so you have to be santa claus...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@189922 (rawwritsemiliie): oh i gotcha thanks

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this one made me laugh out loud awkwardly alone in my bedroom.. kudos :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL wow never thought of that; that's genius :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I simply love this post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha i saw this is a book "live and learn and pass it on"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yea, i have that book. I saw this quote ^_^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think I will be at stage 3 all my life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stage 2 =]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think maybe stage 4 would be the best!-.-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-.- What is that thing?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

your mom

by Anonymous 14 years ago

your mom was good last night. she fucks like a duck. quack.... quack.... quack

by Anonymous 14 years ago

>:O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TRUE THIS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYGo0p2OMY&feature=player_embedded

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:( maybe for guys. but girls dont look like santa EVER

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well. You'd hope not. Not always sure though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol i meant average female

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actually if they make themselves they can

by Anonymous 14 years ago

omg so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i have a shirt that says this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

once i hid behind the christmas tree to see if santa was real. i fell asleep and woke up to presents. then i was like dammit, i have to wait another year.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i just read that in a book!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I put the presents under the tree last year but I still believe in Santa Claus.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What, there's no real Santa? *Sarcasm*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Where does Tim Allen fit into this?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You just got to BEEEEELIIIEEVE!!1

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PaRappa?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw santa yesterday you guys lol..you people can't fool me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's funny, but I'm Jewish so it doesn't apply to me. I never believed in Santa and I don't have to lie to my daughter.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks for your life story :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My life story in two sentences?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, apparently being Jewish is the only aspect of your life we need to know to have a complete and utter grasp of what kind of person you are.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have this shirt... i got it from walmart for a dollar..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have this shirt... I got it from Primark for £3.50....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i really don't understand how people find this so entertaining.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

here's another notification for the people who favored this!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks. When I clicked on the notification, I was thinking "I bet it's gonna be some stupid comment...." Oh look, I was right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know. -.-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

go somewhere

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can change your notification settings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sending 840 notifications....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wow. thanks a lot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're a horrible person.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know for the most favorited on amirite? this really isn't that funny......

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unless you're an atheist woman with no children. then only the second one applies here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All christians believe in Santa. Of course.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unless you're an atheist woman with no children. then only the second one applies here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unless you're an atheist woman with no children. then only the second one applies here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

unless you like triple commenting

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my computer's messed up and for some reason did that. kay?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IT's THE CIRCLE OF SAAAANNNTTTAA!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I walked in on my parents putting the presents under the tree when I was 5. I was really mad at them after that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was 7 and gushing about how much I loved my present from "Santa" (I always get one from him) and my mom said "I'm glad you like it, we got the last-- *gasp*" But it wasn't that bad, I had been doubting anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya, even when I was little, it was like "Ok, so first you tell me that an oversized rabbit is going to come and put eggs all around the house...now you expect me to believe in a big fat guy coming down the chimney and leaving us gifts?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the right mentality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Extremely strange but very true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Merry Christmas...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude...when I was 3...I went to stage 2...I wanted to believe...but I saw the truth too soon:( I regret not finding out later, coz as you grow up, you open your eyes,,, and you see less and less happiness then before...growing up sucks sometimes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I'm guessing the POTDs now-a-days are either really bad posts or old amirite classic posts that already have several YYAS and favorites and that have been POTD before?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I saw this on a t-shirt once

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So, what, are we trying to make this site seem more attractive to new users by making it seem like there is a large population of people who will vote on posts now?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Reeling in new users is more important than keeping existing users.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a stage in my life where I "disguised" myself as Santa Claus without being legally employed to do so. It was the most awkward story I had to tell the cops.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just because the mods are new doesn't mean the user are. It's POTD. Not post of the days

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post was funnier the first 5 times I saw it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

............

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a good post, but it's already been POTD once hasn't it? I think other posts should be given the chance to be made POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago