WHAT SANTA DOESNT EXIST?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to stage two
I think I will be at stage 3 all my life.
The last one only goes for males. Hopefully haha
yuppers, or u really need to wax!!!!
this one made me laugh out loud awkwardly alone in my bedroom.. kudos :)
So I'm guessing the POTDs now-a-days are either really bad posts or old amirite classic posts that already have several YYAS and favorites and that have been POTD before?
So, what, are we trying to make this site seem more attractive to new users by making it seem like there is a large population of people who will vote on posts now?
Reeling in new users is more important than keeping existing users.
This post was funnier the first 5 times I saw it
once i hid behind the christmas tree to see if santa was real. i fell asleep and woke up to presents. then i was like dammit, i have to wait another year.
I saw santa yesterday you guys lol..you people can't fool me.
unless you like triple commenting
Where does Tim Allen fit into this?
Just because the mods are new doesn't mean the user are. It's POTD. Not post of the days
I simply love this post.
Lmao, my old bio teacher wore this on his shirt last week :D
Unless you're Jewish. In which case, the same stages can be used for the tooth fairy, I suppose.
(<3): Umm how do you look like the tooth fairy? Do you get really small and grow wings?
(<3): @70013 (<3): um, ok, sigh...Santa has basically nothing to do with Christianity and alot of people celebrate Christmas who aren't Christian. And Jewish people aren't the only ones who don't believe in Christianity, so...
what does Christianity have to do with this post? no one was even talking about religion. way to ruin the joke.
Dude they meant that Jewish kids (like me for example) never go through stage 1. That's all.
:( maybe for guys. but girls dont look like santa EVER
Well. You'd hope not. Not always sure though.
lol i meant average female
actually if they make themselves they can
You just got to BEEEEELIIIEEVE!!1
i really don't understand how people find this so entertaining.
You know for the most favorited on amirite? this really isn't that funny......
hahaha i saw this is a book "live and learn and pass it on"
yea, i have that book. I saw this quote _^
IT's THE CIRCLE OF SAAAANNNTTTAA!!!
LOL wow never thought of that; that's genius :P
I put the presents under the tree last year but I still believe in Santa Claus.
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Thanks. When I clicked on the notification, I was thinking "I bet it's gonna be some stupid comment...." Oh look, I was right.
I know. -.-
sending 840 notifications....
wow. thanks a lot.
You're a horrible person.
This is a good post, but it's already been POTD once hasn't it? I think other posts should be given the chance to be made POTD.
thanx to my sister i got out of stage ine very fast:)
that post is epic.
i dont get the the third one..you are santa claus?
it's referring to the time when you're a parent, so you have to be santa claus...
@189922 (rawwritsemiliie): oh i gotcha thanks
I didn't know that middle-aged people liked to dress up as Santa Claus.
Giving gifts to your kids or the job at the mall. Pick the santa you want to be.
unless you're an atheist woman with no children.
then only the second one applies here.
All christians believe in Santa. Of course.
I walked in on my parents putting the presents under the tree when I was 5. I was really mad at them after that...
I was 7 and gushing about how much I loved my present from "Santa" (I always get one from him) and my mom said "I'm glad you like it, we got the last-- gasp"
But it wasn't that bad, I had been doubting anyways.
Ya, even when I was little, it was like "Ok, so first you tell me that an oversized rabbit is going to come and put eggs all around the house...now you expect me to believe in a big fat guy coming down the chimney and leaving us gifts?"
That's the right mentality.
Did you get this in a chain email? 'Cause I got the same thing once… -.-
I think maybe stage 4 would be the best!-.-
Extremely strange but very true.
There was a stage in my life where I "disguised" myself as Santa Claus without being legally employed to do so. It was the most awkward story I had to tell the cops.
hahh this is amazing.
haha thats so true
stage 2 =]
you fucking bastard. i suppose, since you're 'a black guy', African American slaves were never legitimately mistreated? why don't you get an education, or go join Mel Gibson in being the world's biggest jackass.
i just read that in a book!
i have this shirt... i got it from walmart for a dollar..
I have this shirt... I got it from Primark for £3.50....
I like this post.
i have a shirt that says this
It's funny, but I'm Jewish so it doesn't apply to me. I never believed in Santa and I don't have to lie to my daughter.
Thanks for your life story :)
My life story in two sentences?
Yes, apparently being Jewish is the only aspect of your life we need to know to have a complete and utter grasp of what kind of person you are.
my computer's messed up and for some reason did that. kay?
I saw this on a t-shirt once
Dude...when I was 3...I went to stage 2...I wanted to believe...but I saw the truth too soon:( I regret not finding out later, coz as you grow up, you open your eyes,,, and you see less and less happiness then before...growing up sucks sometimes
-.- What is that thing?
your mom was good last night. she fucks like a duck.
quack.... quack.... quack
omg so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you so much
What, there's no real Santa? Sarcasm
omg, this is helluh cute <3
I've never believed in Santa.
Neither did I. "Santa" was pretty much just a code word my parents used to not acknowledge that it was them buying the stuff with their money.
I'm sorry but i didnt vote, the Yeah you are votes were at 222.
no, it goes 3. you are santa claus4.you are santa claus
that doesn't make any sense...