+16It must be hard for the loud, in your face types to admit they suffer from depression or crippling insecurities or both, amirite?
+14Knowledge is pain and ignorance is bliss and that's because with knowledge you know what you want and when you don't get it creates pain whereas in ignorance you don't know what you want, so even when you don't get since you don't know what you are losing you will be in bliss. Amirite!
-7For the crime of impregnating a woman who doesn't love you, society will enslave you and try to starve you. Working 40 hours a week just to stay out of jail and be homeless, it's no wonder that so many divorces end with the father just killing everyone. amirite?!
+9Sleeping with a Pikachu wouldn't be nearly as weird as sleeping with a Machoke, amirite?