+2,359You could totally imagine Old Spice Guy doing a presidential campaign ad: Hello people of America. Look at your nominee, now back to me. Now back to your nominee, now back to me. Sadly, your nominee isn't me, but if he stopped running for president he could be in my cabinet. I'm on a campaign ad. amirite?
+1,436Welcome to America:You can be the valedictorian of your class, go to college, get a Doctorate's Degree, get a really good job, and you're still not going to make as much each year as Snooki. amirite?
+1,021If a Krusty Krab chain restaraunt opened all over America, serving Krabby Patties and had the same layout of the one on Spongebob and everything, it would make MILLIONS of dollars and MILLIONS of people happy, amirite?
+983I have a way to fix America's problems. The government should sell discounted trampolines. That way the economy gets stimulated and we solve the problem of obesity, amirite?
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+974Okay, so America is the face. Canada is a hat and Mexico is a beard. Alaska is an ear. Russia is a guy holding a gun to our head. Greenland is a speech bubble saying "Please don't kill me!". The carribean islands are tears sliding off our face, and Hawaii is the shell falling to the ground. That's a sucky picture , amirite?
+957Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft. amirite?
+899Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?
+861John Smith is one of the most common names in America, but we don't know/met anyone named John Smith. amirite?
+859America's economy would be 1000x better if we didn't pay celebrities and professional athletes so darn much, amirite?