+23I don't have progressive car insurance so that when I finally bang flo it's more exciting ...then she can hook me up with a deal, amirite?
If someone happily offers you $1000 dollars for a car that you know is worth only $200, do you sell them the car for $1000 anyway?
+19Once you get a cell phone holder in your car you wonder how those barbarians without still manage, amirite?
What is one song you don’t mind singing like a maniac to whilst in the car with the windows rolled up?
+20Self-Defense classes teach you to use your car keys as a weapon to defend yourself, but in the future, that information might be redundant because every day more and more car keys don't actually have keys, amirite?
+18When your driving the only difference is the wheels moving/engine on, the rest of the car is always in park, amirite?
+14The circumference of the Earth is 24,901 miles, but that's still considered pretty low mileage for a car. amirite?
+37In the future when everyone has a self driving car, manual cars will probably only be used for recreation and sport just as horses are today. amirite?
+41Falling asleep in the car and than waking up at your destination is like skipping a cutscene, amirite?
+27In the UK you have yet to see a Doctor's car with a green flashing beacon. Amirite?
+23I don't care what an upstanding citizen you think you are. I'm the one who has to drive this old piece of trash, and I will not tolerate upstanding, downstanding, grandstanding, brandstanding, bystanding, backstanding, forthstanding, withstanding, withoutstanding, outstanding, instanding, notwithstanding, or any old Texan standoffs! Either sit down and shut up, or get out!! Or so help me I will turn this tiny clown car right around and we're going to the drug store to pick up 600cc of nyquil. amirite?