(NON POLITICAL) The Average American can today can live like the wealthy high rollers of 100 years ago. More
13% I was going to tell you later! 0% I was lost on the path of life! 27% I had no intention of telling you! 7% I didn't know, I swear! 7% You didn't give me a chance! 13% I don't need this, I'm going out! 7% Have I told you how awesome you look? 7% What are you talking about? I told you yesterday! 20% Other
+11We're in a car Doing 90 Heading Straight for a Cliff and Everyone is Arguing Over Where They Want to Sit More
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This joke A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!
Would you rather have a wasp in the car while you're driving or have a spider climb in your mouth while you're sleeping?