+5,032People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
+2,176It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+1,250The next time someone beeps their horn .03 sec after the light changes green. You should shut off your car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour, amirite?
+590The best way to pass time in the car is sleeping. But it's really annoying when everyone starts freaking out that you're "driving off the road," and "hitting other cars.", amirite?
+710Ghetto people are always naming their kids after things they can't afford... Mercedes, Diamond, Pearl, Car Insurance.. amirite?
+77410% of car thieves are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. So there's a 10% chance that a polar bear took your car. amirite?
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+922It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
+1,040The funniest thing about the Darth Vader kid car commerical was that the parents thought they started the car, amirite?
+833Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant? amirite?
+1,099The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car, its good to glance back and know whats there, but stare too long and you'll miss what's in front of you..... amirite?
+1,787You hate it when you're so tired, that you don't even care. if your car caught on fire, you'd say "bring me some damn marshmellows." amirite?
+1,373I JUST SURVIVED A CAR ACCIDENT!!! THANK GOD I'M ALIVE! (1 like) Lady Gaga: I just ate a muffin (9201 likes) amirite?
+932Politicians should have to wear patches like race car drivers, so we know who their corporate sponsors are, amirite?
+929They should make a bumper sticker that says "my child's self esteem is high enough that they don't need me to advertise their meager achievements on my car", amirite?