Groan! A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to NY and then on West to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each and every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missing men. They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... only to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?" "Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male." SMILE !!
+17Religions are neither identified as myths, nor as facts, They are beliefs, People should have the right to choose whether and what they choose to believe, without having anyone else, even their families dictate them. Everyone else should respect their belief and stop assuming that they've chosen it by chance Or compulsion.
Do you compliment strangers liberally? It just might be easier for a woman to do...is that right? More
0Getting Rid of Things Not Worth Keeping Around the House? * From a church bulletin: "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands."
+7Dear weatherman...stop saying there is a chance of sprinkles unless donuts are gonna fall from the sky 🙄 More
+1The POTD should be picked from a good post that needs help. Not one that already has about 20 comments. Many decent posts are being overlooked. More
+2We need new punctuation. Something between a Statement and a Question.** Something between a ". and a ?" More