+2,694I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
+77410% of car thieves are left handed. All polar bears are left handed. So there's a 10% chance that a polar bear took your car. amirite?
+559Life is completely pointless. And that is very good actually. The fact that life is pointless, gives you the chance to create your own personal meaning of your own individual life. There is no benchmark that decides if a life is pointless or not, amirite?
+443I'm a poet and it's time everyone should know it. I really don't even try. I use words to cry. I use them when I'm mad or when I'm sad, but I never use them when I'm glad. I sit down with paper in my face and my pencil in place. And I see the things that make my mind sing. I hear the things that make my mind dance and I write them down if I get the chance. All I do is write. Just one question, ... amirite?
+426Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. amirite?
+160Fear really has the power to become a barrier from you doing things, but if you trust that fear is self imposed and is only an illusion then you can overcome fear and pursue things. You may succeed and fail at things in life but don't fear the chance of failure or else you will become a prisoner to the element of 'fear'. The greatest individuals of history didn't cower away from the fear of failure. They pursued things not because of the chance of failure but for the chance of succeeding. ... amirite?
+872Heinz is such a successful brand, I mean it should really give the other companies a chance to ketchup, amirite?
+400Suicide doesn't make any sense; it's like deciding to turn off a movie you liked because of one crappy scene. But the difference is, when you stop a movie, you can just choose another, or do something else. With suicide, you can't say, "Well, there goes that life. Let me have a second go." You threw away your only chance, the only thing you had, amirite?
+418USB ports: There is a 50% chance of plugging it in the right way up on our first try, but we get it wrong 85% of the time. amirite?
+221There have been 100 billion humans to walk this planet and die before you were born. Of those, you could name maybe a few hundred. This means any of us have about a .0000000001% chance of being remembered after we die. The human race is a story of cold, cyclical replacement, amirite?
+590There is a Tornado warning in Texas, and everyone is to go to Cowboys Stadium, because there is no chance of a touchdown there. amirite?