+5My child was hungry, and you took away WIC; I was thirsty, and you made my water sour; I was a stranger, and you deported me; I was homeless, and you gutted HUD; I was sick, and you denied me healthcare; I was in prison, and you privatized the jails to make profit for the rich. SMH
+16When I was a child we had duck-and-cover drills in school because there was a weapon that had proliferated out of control and threatened the American way of life. Today's kids have Active-Shooter drills.
+12It is the day after St. Patrick's and speaking of the Irish, I would like to point out that Sinead O'Connor was absolutely right 16 years ago about child abuse and the pope, but so many people dismissed her because she was a woman who had the audacity to shave her own head, and they somehow found that more offensive than the church covering for pedophiles.
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The First Child ? A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
-5Hi. My name is Mike. I'm a 15 year old mugger from the Bronx, NY. I want all guns made illegal, including the pink ones. Pink guns are making my life, and the life of my 13 year old brother, a living hell. We are children/teenagers/students too, and BLM. Help protect our young, budding lives and ban these deadly pink pistols. More
+5"A damaged psyche never tore through a child's body. Delusional thoughts don't shatter bones and spill blood" - my wife said this today.
Where's the Baby? For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?” Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
No longer a child? Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o'clock.” She said, “But Father, I'm no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.” Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
Oversleeping The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle. The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.” Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/teachersjokes/missedthebusjoke.html