-2If I see one more commercial with girlfriends buying each other gifts for Christmas, when all I ever got was sex .I'm gonna freak out, amirite ?
+5Why can't they leave the originals alone? Dr. Sessus's 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' is now out in that overused computer animated style. The new movie is two hours long and of course it the original short story by Seuss had to be padded. Cindy Lou is now in charge of looking after her younger siblings because her mother, who is single, must work long hours at her job. Excuse me, but I always thought of the Whos as little creatures that only Seuss could dream up. Benedict Cumberbatch, (who weirdly does an American accent for the role) is decent in the lead role, but he is no match for Boris Karloff. They say the visuals are stunning but I am getting mighty sick of computer animation. Give me a well drawn cartoon, with full animation, any day. I guess I am being a Grinch.
If you celebrate Christmas, when is the right time to put up your Christmas tree?
+16Last week, I went to Tesco and I saw half an aisle just with Christmas stuff... I mean, I love Christmas, but at least wait until after Halloween, no? 🤡🎅 More
+6Talking about the birth that Christmas represents has become taboo, talking about the birth that Labor Day represents also frowned upon in mixed company. Both “births” changed all our lives for the better. This weekend we celebrate the birth of Labor Unions: forty-hour work-weeks, weekends, holidays, vacations, fare wages, and the end of forced labor. Don’t forget the reason for the season.
A Justification for Poor School Performance? Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas ! Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html
+12HELLo y'all...tell me how awesome y'all are...especially for sticking 'round Amirite... More
A Bad Dream? Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm
New Year's Day Party - That Never Was? As in many homes on New Year's Day, Janet and Nigel, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself. Hoping to keep the peace, Nigel ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television. Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Nigel. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Nigel told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0. 'See?' Janet said happily, 'You didn't miss a thing.' Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm