+63If you don't know what to wear to a Premature Ejaculation Society Christmas dance, you should just cum in your pants, amirite?
+33Everyone who can should go to Hyde Park Winter Wonderland in London and visit Father Christmas for free no matter how old they are, amirite?
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+4X-Factor is nothing more than a bad way to waste an hour of your life, all the acts are crap, and whoever 'wins' won't even be remembered after Christmas, SO STOP UPDATING YOUR FUCKING STATUS EVERY 5 MINUTES EXPRESSING YOUR UNFOUNDED HATRED FOR WHOEVER WILL BE THE NEXT BIGGEST SELLOUT TO APPEAR ON THE MUSIC CHARTS ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER GENERIC CRAP OUT THERE, amirite?