+746If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
+685Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?
+2,356You hate it when something goes wrong on your computer, and the little error box only lets you click "ok." No, dammit, it's not ok! Amirite?
+898Computer games don't affect kids. For example, Pac Man. If THAT affected kids, they'd be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive, electronic mus- wait... amirite?
+820When playing Sims, you get frustrated when your characters waste time playing computer games instead of socializing or improving skills. Then you shut up. Amirite?
+655"No flying cars yet?" Dude you just wrote that from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only your right thumb, amirite?
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+386Sometimes you feel like you're going to pull a complete Plankton and marry your computer, amirite?
+424When someone touches your computer screen, you want to touch their face with the surface of the sun, amirite?
+559Sometimes, after a long session of amazing sex, you wish you were actually there having it instead of watching from your computer. amirite?
+882waka waka waka.. When you press backspace on a computer pacman should should pop up and eat the letters, how awesome would that be? amirite?
+624I love having a Windows computer because every time I click on something, it gives me an extra ten minutes before it actually loads, thus giving me time to maybe use the bathroom, or write a poem. amirite?
+596Place the elderly in prisons. They will get a shower a day, video surveillance in case of problems, medications, hours of private time, three meals a day, access to a library, medical and dental care, computer, TV, gym ... Put criminals in nursing homes. They have cold meals, lights off at 9 p.m., one bath a week, have no private time, live in a smaller room, and pay 2,000+ a month, amirite?