+2,735Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
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+1,861If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?
+972"Side effects may include, involuntary muscle spasms, stroke, or even death." THAT'S WORSE THAN WHAT I ALREADY HAVE! Amirite?
+855Romeo and Juliet's romance was better than 50% of America's marriages. At least they got to "till death do us part," amirite?
+834A convict on death row should be allowed to donate his/her organs, amirite?
+820Girls: You've tried to rinse your hair with cold water, and ended up doing some crazy contortionist thing to avoid your body freezing to death, amirite?
+807Being tickled to death is a totally fine excuse to kick someone in the face, amirite?
+801No matter what your beliefs, the concept of death is still mysterious, amirite?
+800You put a death grip on your phone when you walk near a sewer grate, amirite?
+788Facebook groups such as "God, give us back Ryan Dunn and we'll give you Justin Bieber" are really inconsiderate and disgraceful. Whether you're a Justin Bieber fan or not is irrelevant; nobody deserves death wishes like that, much less a 17 year old kid. amirite?
+777"Cars, clothes, money, hoes. (heavy bass beat) Bitches, drugs, sex, power. (do that -insertrandomdancehere-) Drinking, guns, violence, death. Uh, uh. (GET MONEY!!)" According to today's standards, I just made a hit rap song. Can I have my millions now? amirite?
+772Halloween: the anniversary of the death of James and Lily Potter, and the day there was a troll in the dungeon, amirite?
+763If I were on death row and being killed by lethal injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, the next day when they'd come in to take me I'd yell, "Injection!? I thought you said inspection!" I bet they'd feel real bad and let me off the hook. amirite?