+8If you're about to die in an elevator, you should make sure to press the up button so more people have a chance to see your corpse when the doors open, amirite?
+12though you knew you'd probably want to die right after, you went to mylifeistwilight.com when you found about it. amirite?
+16Im the one who has to die when its time for me to die. so let me live my life the way i want to. amirite?
+31You've thought about what happens when you die at least one time and it kinda freaks you out, Amirite?
After you die you would most prefer your body/ashes to be…
6% blasted off to space 5% brought back to the food-chain 18% buried in a nice casket/just be cremated 6% cryogenically frozen 19% donated to science 11% fertilizer to help grow a tree 2% fuel to power a city 2% mummified/liquefied 2% pressed into your favorite record 5% tattooed into someone’s skin 4% thrown into lava or the ocean 8% turned into a diamond/be dipped in gold 6% used to create a fireworks display/ stained glass masterpiece 6% Other
+18You are already like 80 something and ur using a stick to walk, you're probably gonna live for another couple more years. Dont you want to live it with your family and die with a satisfied heart than to die with lung cancer caused by all that cigarettes you are smoking day and night? amirite?
-6People look at me like I'm crazy when I talk to myself, but they're the ones talking to a guy in the sky that appeared outta nowhere and created the world in 7 days and decides when people die. amirite?
+12Seeing a fly slowly but violently die on fly paper is either depressing or awesome, depending on the person. amirite?
+7Those "things to do before you die" lists are kind of redundant. You wouldn't exactly be skydiving into the ocean post-death, amirite?
-33If a gun was put to your head, you would change ANY belief you hold dear or claim. Amirite? More
-9The best response when someone says "Fuck you" is "You may have a boyfriend, but I'm going to die a virgin, slut." amirite?
+20When you hear those stories about game freaks that scream at the T.V. every time they die, and you think,"Wow those guys have no life." Then you realize that you do that... amirite?