+824When you watch movies, you stare at the people who die just to see if you can catch them breathing, amirite?
+811You wonder about what's going to happen to you after you die and who's going to cry or not. amirite?
+807you laugh but you actually die a little in the inside when someone is successful at making you laugh when your supposed to be dead pissed at them, amirite?
+804What's the point of smoking? You're literally paying to die sooner and smell horrible. amirite?
+801When I die, I want my remains scattered across a park, I don't want to be cremated, I just think it would make the park more interesting. amirite?
+786In every scary movie, there's always time for a kiss or sex. "Oh we're about to die but it's okay, let's make out!", amirite?
+781You die a little inside when someone puts small doses of poison in your drink, amirite?
+770The #1 thing to do before you die: dress up in a badass suit, stand in a crowded mall food court, and wait for someone to order a drink. When they are about to take their first sip, sprint towards them, dive, and knock the drink away, screaming "NOOOOOO!" Stand up, brush yourself off, say "you're welcome," and walk away. amirite?
+767"Why do we need to be quiet during a fire drill, will the fire hear us?" No, you need to be quiet so that if there is a fire, you can hear people telling you what to do and where to go so you DON'T DIE. amirite?
+759Before you die, you wish you could see a big movie montage of all of your life's greatest and worst moments (the worst to reminded you why the greatest were so good) amirite?
+758I can't die this year, my ID photo is horrible. I don't want that on the news, amirite?
+758No mom, I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me they'll trip and die. amirite?
+757'Live every day like it's your last.' OK, so you WANT me to spend all day crying and screaming 'I don't wanna die!', amirite?