+75Women wanted to be completely equal, except for the part where they would die for our country(the draft). I'm not trying to go against women in the armed forces, I respect that, but if they really wanted to be "equal" they should be part of the draft, amirite?
+10Scientology has some absurd beliefs, like that we were created by Xemu, a space alien, 75 million years ago and that the spirits of dead aliens live in us. We all know that we were created 6000 years ago, by an all powerful God and then tricked by a talking snake into eating a fruit that makes us die, amirite
+216Mathematicians don't die, they just go to a higher plane of living, amirite?
Do You Want to Be Buried Or Cremated After You Die?
+225Why did John Lennon have to die while all these unoriginal fucks are making millions of dollars? amirite?
+1,313If swimming helps us stay fit why are whales fat? Why does everyone want to got to heaven but no one wants to die? Shall i say that there is racial discrimination in chess cuz the white piece must be moved 1st? If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Why do we still call it a building when its already built? Funny world,eh. amirite?
-209Martin Luther King should have pulled out, because no one deserves to see their child die, amirite?
Everyone tells me I should have a goal in life. Then they tell me to work towards that goal so I can achieve it. The goal of all life is death. Death is the very last thing that happens in our lives. So if the goal of life is death, why can't I get tot my goal faster? They keep telling me you shouldn't die, yet they tell me to achieve my goals.
+299It's frustrating when you're playing a video game, forget to save, then die. Thank you Red Dead Redemption, amirite?