+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+3,445For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
+954The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
+1,491What do atheists say on Friday? TERARATSIF? Thank Earth's Rotation and Revolution Around The Sun It's Friday? amirite?
+993The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth. amirite?
+1,025Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
+1,235With a solid center surrounded by molten layers and a thin crust, the Earth sounds delicious, amirite?
+1,722Wouldn't it stink if there were thousands of other planets that had life, and we on Earth were the ONLY ones who didn't know? And we were the butt of aliens' jokes, i.e. "You're stupid as an Earthling." amirite?
+518Birthdays are weird, "Hey, the earth is in a similar position relative to the sun to the one it was when you were born, so I got you some socks.", amirite?
+949You're jealous of your parents. They got the most awesome child to ever walk the earth. amirite?
+588When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. amirite?
+683If aliens were to arrive on Earth around Christmas time, they'd think we worshipped pine trees, amirite?
+351Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?