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+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
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BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan
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+3,444For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
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+953The Earth is thought to be 46 hundred million years old. It may be hard to wrap your brain around that number so lets say the Earth is just 46 years old. That means single-celled organisms arrived around 11 years, simple animals around 40, dinosaurs around 45, and humans...only 2 hours ago. This really puts human existence into perspective, amirite?
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+1,491What do atheists say on Friday? TERARATSIF? Thank Earth's Rotation and Revolution Around The Sun It's Friday? amirite?
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+993The girl married her Prince. The bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend here on Earth. amirite?
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+1,235With a solid center surrounded by molten layers and a thin crust, the Earth sounds delicious, amirite?
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+1,722Wouldn't it stink if there were thousands of other planets that had life, and we on Earth were the ONLY ones who didn't know? And we were the butt of aliens' jokes, i.e. "You're stupid as an Earthling." amirite?
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+518Birthdays are weird, "Hey, the earth is in a similar position relative to the sun to the one it was when you were born, so I got you some socks.", amirite?
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+1,472Google Earth sees ALL... But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? amirite?
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+949You're jealous of your parents. They got the most awesome child to ever walk the earth. amirite?
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+588When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. amirite?
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+683If aliens were to arrive on Earth around Christmas time, they'd think we worshipped pine trees, amirite?
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+351Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?
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+1,048It would be sick if Google Earth teamed up with Call Of Duty, and you could import your neighborhood onto the game, so you could be playing COD in your backyard. amirite?
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+773If aliens really wanted to take over the Earth, they wouldn't need to come down and laser-nuke all the major cities. They wouldn't have to replace the most powerful leaders or disable all our militaries. All they'd need to do is sow seeds of discord until we were too weak to face them, and then waltz into power. It's a good thing we all get along or else we might just be destroyed, amirite?
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